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(Daily Mail)   What the hell is going on in Cardiff that makes it a hotbed of terrorism?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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2014-06-22 09:32:36 AM

maram500: No Such Agency: maram500: phrawgh: BAD WOLF

I MUST KNOW ROSE TYLER'S FARK HANDLE. AND THE DOCTOR'S.

/And, if possible, Captain Jack's

Why would you do that?!


Because Captain Jack Hotness....Ummm...Harkness can fix all.
 
2014-06-22 09:45:30 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: well, in all fairness, the French hate everyone who isn't from France... they even hate French Canadians.


That's not much of a damning example.
 
2014-06-22 10:12:39 AM

worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

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I don't think sexual unfulfillment was an issue Byron struggled with; he probably had at least 72 virgins, and 72 wives, within his short lifetime.


/You probably fantasize about him driving into and detonating inside your compound, amirite laydeez?
 
2014-06-22 10:19:39 AM

Captain Dan: I hope you liberals have a backup plan for what to do with violence-prone youth if your dream utopia of absolute economic equality doesn't materialize.


Let's enact the right-wing utopias of mass arrests and disappearances supported by financial chicanery, followed after the inevitable market and concomitant social crash by everyone turning his firearm on his neighbor.
 
2014-06-22 10:28:32 AM
A strong contributory factor is that South Wales Police, and particularly Cardiff Police, have an appalling record of racist behaviour. The case of the Cardiff Three is perhaps the best known: woman killed, three black men fitted up for it, released after some years in prison, police officers prosecutes, documentation "shredded", case dismissed, documentation "found". No young black or muslim man in Cardiff is going to grow up with much fondness or respect for British values.
 
2014-06-22 10:48:35 AM
I blame Torchwood
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2014-06-22 11:05:17 AM

worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

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I was just wondering what sort of disappointment he suffered since getting those GCSEs that made him vulnerable to recruitment.  I'm going with cratered due to stress, then bombed his A levels and was discouraged somehow from resitting them.
 
2014-06-22 11:23:39 AM
I think it depends upon what you consider  "terrorism"....in Wales, it probably has to do with warm beer and badly read
Dylan Thomas poems.
 
2014-06-22 11:29:04 AM

Lifeless: HindiDiscoMonster: well, in all fairness, the French hate everyone who isn't from France... they even hate French Canadians.

That's not much of a damning example.


Yeah, really. I hate French-Canadians. I don't speak French but I can somehow tell that it sounds wrong when they speak. I can't imagine how actual speakers of the language feel.
 
2014-06-22 12:07:33 PM
If a wave of diseased vermin swarm out of your barn you have no leg to stand on when I burn your barn to the ground and kill the vermin.

General Black Jack Pershing's 'Plant a Pig' program gets all my votes
 
2014-06-22 12:10:16 PM
It's the Welsh-language television.
It drive otherwise ordinary folks to acts of terror.
 
2014-06-22 02:06:32 PM
People want a good health care program.
 
2014-06-22 03:24:21 PM
Pan-sexual immortal human on alien sex. It's way worse than regular gay sex that causes hurricanes to target New Orleans.
 
2014-06-22 04:52:55 PM
Cardiff has a number of graduate programs designed to attract rich middle eastern kids who can't get admitted to a program with standards.
 
2014-06-22 05:19:58 PM

worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:


Bollocks, the my get as many opportunities as anyone else. There are Muslim businessmen, lawyers, doctors, MPs, members of the House of Lords, crazy owners of Harrod's...
 
2014-06-22 05:23:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet it's giant


There's one born every minute
 
2014-06-22 06:47:00 PM

Clemkadidlefark: If a wave of diseased vermin swarm out of your barn you have no leg to stand on when I burn your barn to the ground and kill the vermin.


Is that a quote from Osama bin Laden? Because it could be.
 
2014-06-22 10:45:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet it's giant


Wrong Cardiff.
 
2014-06-23 01:35:47 AM

Mr Tarantula: Lifeless: HindiDiscoMonster: well, in all fairness, the French hate everyone who isn't from France... they even hate French Canadians.

That's not much of a damning example.

Yeah, really. I hate French-Canadians. I don't speak French but I can somehow tell that it sounds wrong when they speak. I can't imagine how actual speakers of the language feel.


Nobody likes French Canadians. You're either indifferent to them or you dislike them, for various reasons.
 
2014-06-23 08:20:52 AM

Somacandra: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x360]

I'm betting its the blowback from Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs's performance as Sancho Panza in "Man of La Mancha," not to mention his previous performance in Cardiff as Gloucester from "King Lear."

/"Dinsdale!"

DIINNNSSS,...DAAALLLLEEEE

 
2014-06-23 11:09:23 AM

Captain Dan: I hope you liberals have a backup plan for what to do with violence-prone youth if your dream utopia of absolute economic equality doesn't materialize.


Well yes the plan B is the revolution and the execution of the 1%

and well since we have  seen the conservative dream of FreedomtopiaTM in every failed state ever and thats been just greaaat.
 
2014-06-23 02:28:20 PM

Jument: Mr Tarantula: Lifeless: HindiDiscoMonster: well, in all fairness, the French hate everyone who isn't from France... they even hate French Canadians.

That's not much of a damning example.

Yeah, really. I hate French-Canadians. I don't speak French but I can somehow tell that it sounds wrong when they speak. I can't imagine how actual speakers of the language feel.

Nobody likes French Canadians. You're either indifferent to them or you dislike them, for various reasons.


I've known some pretty damn hot French-Canadian women. Even the ones who don't have all the looks can still pull off the sexy. In grade XII in HS we had a total-immersion class once a week with a chick that had a bit of a horse-face and huge nose that still could've gotten every boy in her class to kill both his parents.
 
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