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2014-06-21 11:10:32 PM
I was going make a Dr. Who reference......

Did anyone else on an iPhone have a super annoying Corona ad floating in your screen over the text no matter where you scrolled?
 
2014-06-21 11:39:00 PM
oh look
terrorists
ideologues - we really should spend more time wiping them out
or something
 
2014-06-21 11:41:05 PM
I bet it's giant
 
2014-06-21 11:46:56 PM
[Raps] I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
 
2014-06-21 11:48:34 PM
Torchwood.
 
2014-06-22 12:01:26 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Torchwood.


You cancel Torchwood and you see what happens.
 
2014-06-22 12:23:48 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I'm betting its the blowback from Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs's performance as Sancho Panza in "Man of La Mancha," not to mention his previous performance in Cardiff as Gloucester from "King Lear."

/"Dinsdale!"
 
2014-06-22 01:05:53 AM

tjgosurf: OtherLittleGuy: Torchwood.

You cancel Torchwood and you see what happens.


damn weevils
 
2014-06-22 01:30:22 AM
news.bbcimg.co.uk
where the bloody hell is Cardiff?
 
2014-06-22 02:16:27 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-22 02:17:20 AM
Two college douchebags latching on to radical politics = a hotbed now?
 
2014-06-22 02:22:56 AM
Meh. The usual daddy didn't arrange marriage me to a hawt Muslimette issues.
 
2014-06-22 02:24:57 AM

b2theory: I was going make a Dr. Who reference......


It's  DOCTORWho. But you knew that, didn't you?
 
2014-06-22 02:25:37 AM
Um, they have this rift, see...
 
2014-06-22 02:28:57 AM
Aliens. Lots and lots of aliens.
 
2014-06-22 02:30:36 AM
Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-22 02:31:26 AM

BAD WOLF

 
2014-06-22 02:35:46 AM

phrawgh: BAD WOLF


I MUST KNOW ROSE TYLER'S FARK HANDLE. AND THE DOCTOR'S.

/And, if possible, Captain Jack's
 
2014-06-22 02:36:40 AM

tjgosurf: OtherLittleGuy: Torchwood.

You cancel Torchwood and you see what happens.


Meh. Season 4 was garbage.
 
2014-06-22 02:38:04 AM
It's the spacetime rift. Duh.
 
2014-06-22 02:38:19 AM
Came for pictures of Captain Jack. Leaving sad and alone.
 
2014-06-22 02:39:43 AM
All those fake Daily Fail stories have to take place somewhere.
 
2014-06-22 02:41:39 AM

phrawgh: BAD WOLF


call the doctor, i hear there is a cure for that. hot little billie piper can cure me anytime...mmmmmm hmmmm
 
2014-06-22 02:41:54 AM

worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 416x550]


If only Britain had offered some path of social and economic advancement for the hereditary peerage.

/First-world jihadists today are EXACTLY the same thing as 1970s college-dropout lefty terrorists.
 
2014-06-22 02:50:06 AM

tjgosurf: OtherLittleGuy: Torchwood.

You cancel Torchwood and you see what happens.


I could see something happening if it weren't for Miracle Day.
 
2014-06-22 02:54:29 AM

LazyMedia: worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 416x550]

If only Britain had offered some path of social and economic advancement for the hereditary peerage.

/First-world jihadists today are EXACTLY the same thing as 1970s college-dropout lefty terrorists.


Of course not. Byron and 70s leftists were bored and idealistic. An awful lot of young Muslims in the UK simply have no economic opportunities and live in a society which is in large part opposed to their existence. Ethnic and class tensions are endemic in the UK as they have been for a century in the former case, and for at least four centuries in the latter. With better integration of immigrants and minorities, homegrown or emigre terrorism wouldn't be as big a problem.
 
2014-06-22 03:11:31 AM
I hope you liberals have a backup plan for what to do with violence-prone youth if your dream utopia of absolute economic equality doesn't materialize.
 
2014-06-22 03:15:43 AM

NobleHam: LazyMedia: worlddan: Maybe if Britain actually offered some path of social and economic advancement for people of the Islamic faith young men of ambition wouldn't need to run abroad to get their power thrills. This has been a consistent problem in Great Britain for so many years, young men--bright intelligent men-- running off to fight in foreign wars and dying. Just ask this fellow:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 416x550]

If only Britain had offered some path of social and economic advancement for the hereditary peerage.

/First-world jihadists today are EXACTLY the same thing as 1970s college-dropout lefty terrorists.

Of course not. Byron and 70s leftists were bored and idealistic. An awful lot of young Muslims in the UK simply have no economic opportunities and live in a society which is in large part opposed to their existence. Ethnic and class tensions are endemic in the UK as they have been for a century in the former case, and for at least four centuries in the latter. With better integration of immigrants and minorities, homegrown or emigre terrorism wouldn't be as big a problem.


IF ONLY there were some way for people to assimilate ... to adopt the culture of their new home.
You know, rather than to isolate themselves linguistically, religiously, culturally.
MEH
That would never happen.

Plus, werent these radical tools from college? LOL

I remember a study a few years ago about suicide bombers.
That they are rarely POOR and STUPID, normally they are middle class and smarter.
Disaffected, angst ridden tards, taken advantage of my svengallis
 
2014-06-22 03:29:04 AM

Captain Dan: I hope you liberals have a backup plan for what to do with violence-prone youth if your dream utopia of absolute economic equality doesn't materialize.


Of course Republicans will just have another war. Dead kids don't make trouble right gramps?
 
2014-06-22 03:45:58 AM

namatad: IF ONLY there were some way for people to assimilate ... to adopt the culture of their new home.


Like skin bleaching, cosmetic surgery and voice modulation..? The poor and stupid are rarely equipped to make a fuss, it's the middle class who look at the plight of their people who are likely to cause trouble. Not out of angst, but because of real alienation from the majority culture which won't accept them as real Brits.
 
2014-06-22 03:53:36 AM

NobleHam: namatad: IF ONLY there were some way for people to assimilate ... to adopt the culture of their new home.

Like skin bleaching, cosmetic surgery and voice modulation..? The poor and stupid are rarely equipped to make a fuss, it's the middle class who look at the plight of their people who are likely to cause trouble. Not out of angst, but because of real alienation from the majority culture which won't accept them as real Brits.


Do you actually know this, or is this just something you've read? My impression of London, anyway, is that it's like New York: extremely ethnically mixed, and cosmopolitan, and everybody considers themselves a Brit regardless of where their grandparents came from. Leeds and Cardiff may be different, but I don't get the impression that Britain has the sort of widespread alienation and discrimination that, say, France supposedly has.

I think the reason we have basically no Muslim terrorists in the U.S. is that they're given more opportunity here. The handful of American jihadis seem to be just like those douches that blew up ROTC buildings in the early '70s.
 
2014-06-22 03:56:01 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: b2theory: I was going make a Dr. Who reference......

It's  DOCTORWho. But you knew that, didn't you?


In some of the credits its Dr. Who, but I'm sure you've watched the older episodes.
 
2014-06-22 03:59:52 AM
Women in hajibs are hot!!!  Better yet, put a hot cross over their buns and they are insatiable.  Hey, I was born to be a BDSM Muslim master!   Got a problem with that infidel?
 
2014-06-22 04:12:43 AM
upload.wikimedia.org


Ask Captain Jack.  He knows ;)
 
2014-06-22 04:37:50 AM
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2014-06-22 05:18:56 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Cressida Dick? I bet she does.
 
2014-06-22 05:20:30 AM

scalpod: Um, they have this rift, see...


LOL
 
2014-06-22 05:41:06 AM

LazyMedia: NobleHam: namatad: IF ONLY there were some way for people to assimilate ... to adopt the culture of their new home.

Like skin bleaching, cosmetic surgery and voice modulation..? The poor and stupid are rarely equipped to make a fuss, it's the middle class who look at the plight of their people who are likely to cause trouble. Not out of angst, but because of real alienation from the majority culture which won't accept them as real Brits.

Do you actually know this, or is this just something you've read? My impression of London, anyway, is that it's like New York: extremely ethnically mixed, and cosmopolitan, and everybody considers themselves a Brit regardless of where their grandparents came from. Leeds and Cardiff may be different, but I don't get the impression that Britain has the sort of widespread alienation and discrimination that, say, France supposedly has.

I think the reason we have basically no Muslim terrorists in the U.S. is that they're given more opportunity here. The handful of American jihadis seem to be just like those douches that blew up ROTC buildings in the early '70s.


Well, there's the fact that UKIP won the EU parliament elections this year, or that the BNP actually has a base of support, or just anecdotally the widespread white nationalism which is common if note commonly spoken about in the UK. It's not as bad as France, perhaps, where they've had much more substantial Muslim immigration from their former North African holdings, but there is a a strong sense of racial hierarchy in a lot of Europe, including the UK, which makes Arabs, North Africans and Turks feel oppressed. The racism we have here in the U.S. is relatively innocuous by comparison.
 
2014-06-22 05:43:28 AM
I tried to watch Doctor Who.
It is the worst show on television. Okay, almost the worst.
The WORST spot is taken by The View.
 
2014-06-22 05:55:46 AM

jehovahs witness protection: I tried to watch Doctor Who. It is the worst show on television.


You felt you couldn't get enough trolled reactions from inappropriately mentioning Obamacare randomly so you tried this?

Amateur troll is amateur.

//but... but... but... OBAMACARE!
 
2014-06-22 06:31:49 AM

DrPainMD: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Cressida Dick? I bet she does.


Spotted Dick did you?
 
2014-06-22 06:50:47 AM

hillary: jehovahs witness protection: I tried to watch Doctor Who. It is the worst show on television.

You felt you couldn't get enough trolled reactions from inappropriately mentioning Obamacare randomly so you tried this?

Amateur troll is amateur.

//but... but... but... OBAMACARE!


WTF are you babbling about, simpleton?
 
2014-06-22 07:22:14 AM

maram500: phrawgh: BAD WOLF

I MUST KNOW ROSE TYLER'S FARK HANDLE. AND THE DOCTOR'S.

/And, if possible, Captain Jack's


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-22 07:36:56 AM
Meh. The guys running abroad to fight are bored, middle-class kids who like to pretend they're being discriminated against when they are told they can't attack people of other faiths and they have to let their sisters leave the house and talk to other people, some of whom are other faiths. They generally have a "change of heart" and surrender to the first troops they see who are wearing a uniform which doesn't look like a collection of discarded bedsheets, once they find out that the village hellhole they're living in doesn't have air conditioning, all the local girls are essentially the property of the local warlord and you can't download new apps. Furthermore the locals actually take the "no-alchohol" thing seriously and you can't get a few beers down at the pub because there is no bloody pub.
 
2014-06-22 08:39:53 AM
Third-world problems
 
2014-06-22 08:39:54 AM

DrPainMD: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Cressida Dick? I bet she does.


Never.
 
2014-06-22 08:45:54 AM

No Such Agency: maram500: phrawgh: BAD WOLF

I MUST KNOW ROSE TYLER'S FARK HANDLE. AND THE DOCTOR'S.

/And, if possible, Captain Jack's


Why would you do that?!
 
2014-06-22 09:19:32 AM
Why Cardiff? It's not Oystermouth.
 
2014-06-22 09:32:36 AM

maram500: No Such Agency: maram500: phrawgh: BAD WOLF

I MUST KNOW ROSE TYLER'S FARK HANDLE. AND THE DOCTOR'S.

/And, if possible, Captain Jack's

Why would you do that?!


Because Captain Jack Hotness....Ummm...Harkness can fix all.
 
2014-06-22 09:45:30 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: well, in all fairness, the French hate everyone who isn't from France... they even hate French Canadians.


That's not much of a damning example.
 
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