Fano: They thought he was a goner but he just couldn't stay away
optimistic_cynic: If flying a kite naked at 82 is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Ryker's Peninsula: I can't wait to be that old. Pretty much everyone I know will be dead, I'll have Alzheimer's and not remember much about the horrible things I've done in my life, my alcoholism should be in full dementia, I won't care about getting laid, and driving to the farmer's market will be like playing Grand Theft Auto for real.
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