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(Ohio.com)   Not news: A 82-year-old man is cited by police as he flies a kite. News: While naked. Fark: At county fairgrounds with a youth group nearby. Bonus: He was banned and told to stay away but came back the next day   (ohio.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-21 09:50:26 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-06-21 10:55:23 PM
Talk about letting it limply flutter in the breeze.
 
2014-06-21 10:56:51 PM
Nudist nutter nabbed!
 
2014-06-21 10:57:24 PM
They thought he was a goner but he just couldn't stay away
 
2014-06-21 10:59:14 PM
Naked person in public! Call the police!!!!
 
2014-06-21 11:03:50 PM
I can't wait to be that old.  Pretty much everyone I know will be dead, I'll have Alzheimer's and not remember much about the horrible things I've done in my life, my alcoholism should be in full dementia, I won't care about getting laid, and driving to the farmer's market will be like playing Grand Theft Auto for real.
 
2014-06-21 11:04:12 PM
Probably some old fairy looking for young boys. They never change. Lock him up on a 5152 (22 day hold)
 
2014-06-21 11:08:18 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-21 11:10:29 PM

Fano: They thought he was a goner but he just couldn't stay away


started running through my head when I read the last bit of the headline.
 
2014-06-21 11:13:52 PM
Is "flying a kite" code for whacking off in public?
 
2014-06-21 11:24:12 PM
www.gourmet.com
What an 82yo man flying a kite might look like.
 
2014-06-21 11:33:30 PM
Herbert?
 
2014-06-21 11:40:11 PM
So unwholesome.
 
2014-06-21 11:49:57 PM
In before...

"Dad?"
 
2014-06-21 11:52:13 PM
If flying a kite naked at 82 is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2014-06-22 12:40:26 AM

optimistic_cynic: If flying a kite naked at 82 is wrong, I don't want to be right.



As long as it's not at night.  There's just something so unwholesome of such activity.  37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-22 12:42:59 AM
You're never too old to be young and stupid.
 
2014-06-22 12:43:45 AM

Fano: They thought he was a goner but he just couldn't stay away


Damn!

/well done, beat me.
//was already thinking of what to put in 'the ____ came back the very next day, the ____ came back, they thought he was a ____, but the _____ came back... He just couldn't stay awaaaaaaayyyyy' *ba dum, ba dum, ba dum*

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=zV6mU7LJHMKayATe0Y K IDg&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DbETCusT5kNM&cd=4&ved=0CC0Qt wIwAw&usg=AFQjCNHFP2wcfT95dIDwatGuL5wBl7MX1w
 
2014-06-22 12:47:54 AM
Photo taken just before the incident:

www.standbyformindcontrol.com
 
2014-06-22 12:51:07 AM
Was he using a fishing pole?

/dnrtfa
//kites fly nice on the end of a surf pole
///get the fark off my mountain
 
2014-06-22 12:51:28 AM
Protein tangles FTW.
 
2014-06-22 12:52:44 AM
So why wasn't he thrown in prison and put on a sex offender list, because he's 82?
 
2014-06-22 01:25:07 AM
Aw man, I haven't flown a kite in years. I remember that being fun when I was a kid.
 
2014-06-22 01:42:02 AM
Oh the horror,  being naked,  AND near youth.

Get the electric chair.

/clutches pearls
 
2014-06-22 02:44:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-22 03:35:28 AM

optimistic_cynic: If flying a kite naked at 82 is wrong, I don't want to be right.


Face it, flying a kite with clothes on at 82 is about 90% of the weird. They only called the cops because he was nekkid.
 
2014-06-22 04:49:30 AM
I'll buy the old dude a shot and more string for his kite.

Ryker's Peninsula: I can't wait to be that old.  Pretty much everyone I know will be dead, I'll have Alzheimer's and not remember much about the horrible things I've done in my life, my alcoholism should be in full dementia, I won't care about getting laid, and driving to the farmer's market will be like playing Grand Theft Auto for real.


I'm with you.
 
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