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(Hawaii Tribune Herald)   Hawaii to be the site of Earth's second spaceport dedicated to alien craft. Somebody watched "Lilo and Stitch" waaay too many times   (hawaiitribune-herald.com) divider line 39
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2014-06-21 09:00:14 PM  
You think they are going to show up there? Remember the last time? With the H-bombs and the imprisonment shiat?

They aren't falling for that again.
 
2014-06-21 09:15:49 PM  
Idiots

/there aren't any Moai there
//they wait
///soon
 
2014-06-21 10:00:39 PM  
Meega, nala kwishta!
 
2014-06-21 10:02:40 PM  
Mos Eisley Cantina
 
2014-06-21 10:02:43 PM  

Son of Thunder: Meega, nala kwishta!


NAUGHTY!
 
2014-06-21 10:04:13 PM  
Son of a whore, those alien bases are hard to clear out and I'm trying to scramble jets across half the world while those damn UFOs tear up everybody's shiat. I simply don't have the time units for this.

/been playing Xenonauts
 
2014-06-21 10:05:30 PM  
...Hawaiian Nobel Robert Keliihoomalu...

There's a Nobel prize for being Hawaiian?
 
2014-06-21 10:05:48 PM  
fta an 80-foot diameter landing pad

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-21 10:17:09 PM  
So i'm an alien, looking to land - lets see... which scenario is more likely.  Big plot of land or..

img.fark.net

or

img.fark.net

Hmm... kind of a tough one folks.  Unless this is just an excuse to blow money or someone's pulling in a favor or something.
 
2014-06-21 10:23:13 PM  

"Ohana. Ohana means... merchandising. And alien spaceport tie-ins."

 
2014-06-21 10:23:26 PM  
Only place an alien can appear and become the US president.

/you knew it was coming....
 
2014-06-21 10:30:12 PM  
God knows Xenu already owns half of Clearwater. There is a reason Cocoon was filmed there. Prophetic at best, a giant farmer's market at worst.
 
2014-06-21 10:30:59 PM  
Officials of the reinstated Hawaiian Kingdom signed a declaration May 28 noting that native legend has it that the constellation of Pleiades or Seven Sisters is the place from which the first Hawaiian people came to Earth.

Have the loons taken over Hawaii?
 
2014-06-21 10:35:23 PM  

itsaidwhat: Only place an alien can appear and become the US president.

/you knew it was coming....


brucemhood.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-21 10:36:34 PM  

FormlessOne: "Ohana. Ohana means... merchandising. And alien spaceport tie-ins."


i built it all on my own. its broken and tacky, but good... still good
 
2014-06-21 10:43:27 PM  

sharphead: So i'm an alien, looking to land - lets see... which scenario is more likely.  Big plot of land or..



or



Hmm... kind of a tough one folks.  Unless this is just an excuse to blow money or someone's pulling in a favor or something.


You forgot cute and fluffy.
 
2014-06-21 10:47:31 PM  
It's obviously the aliens here now who are doing this.
For what purposes? One can only guess.
Intergalactic snack truck?
 
2014-06-21 10:50:09 PM  
Wouldn't a place not destined to be swallowed into the ocean in the foreseeable future be better?
 
2014-06-21 10:54:47 PM  
If the aliens are thetans then it will be very fitting that this spaceport is located near volcanos ;P
 
2014-06-21 11:04:19 PM  
www.fragfest360.com

www.pageofreviews.com
 
2014-06-21 11:14:24 PM  
Never happen. The food stinks.
 
2014-06-21 11:48:43 PM  

hardinparamedic: [www.fragfest360.com image 500x281]

[www.pageofreviews.com image 262x252]


Good game, but seriously try Xenonauts. It's UFO Defense with better streamlined features.
 
2014-06-22 12:55:14 AM  
Didn't read the article...   surely they mentioned this one, right?

www.lilligren.com
 
2014-06-22 12:59:10 AM  
I assume that's ho'ohana and not hoohana?
 
2014-06-22 01:24:55 AM  
Smoking some good Puna bud, eh brah.
 
2014-06-22 01:34:01 AM  
I'm pretty sure if another sentient race has the ability to successfully travel to and land on this planet, they'll be plenty capable of taking whatever the fark they want. History is ultimately written by the winners.
 
2014-06-22 02:52:18 AM  
What about the Spaceport at Meeya Meefla?
www.fourth-millennium.net
/What had been known thousands of years earlier as "Miami, Fla."
//Cordwainer Smith FTW!
 
2014-06-22 03:47:41 AM  
I've been to the one in St. Paul, Alberta. In fact, my wife's uncle helped build it.

/Closest thing I've had to a CSB on Fark
 
2014-06-22 08:10:42 AM  

PolyHatSnake: I'm pretty sure if another sentient race has the ability to successfully travel to and land on this planet, they'll be plenty capable of taking whatever the fark they want. History is ultimately written by the winners.


This, obviously. We're an aggressive, nuclear-capable species just investigating space travel. If I had travelled here from another planet and spent the last few years observing our world's events, I'd nuke the planet from orbit, just to be sure - no other sentient species wants to deal with a species that believes simultaneously in manifest destiny and mutually assured destruction travelling out there in space.
 
2014-06-22 08:28:09 AM  
Does it look like this?
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-22 11:35:51 AM  
Stonehenge was the first, obviously.
 
2014-06-22 12:00:12 PM  

Deep Contact: itsaidwhat: Only place an alien can appear and become the US president.

/you knew it was coming....


Set and spiked!
 
2014-06-22 12:52:05 PM  
Abomination...
 
2014-06-22 01:23:08 PM  
Okwa tanzien wan!
 
2014-06-22 02:09:07 PM  
The sustainability fesstival that this is a part of sounds fun and interesting. I'd go.
 
2014-06-22 02:10:10 PM  
The sustainability festival that this is a part of sounds fun and interesting. I'd go.
 
2014-06-22 06:59:20 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Didn't read the article...   surely they mentioned this one, right?

[www.lilligren.com image 600x399]


So Heinlein was right? Explains a lot.

/big fleas have little fleas
//upon their backs to bite them
///little fleas have littler fleas
/ad infinitum
 
2014-06-22 07:55:58 PM  

Mr. Lahey: Wouldn't a place not destined to be swallowed into the ocean in the foreseeable future be better?


They'll only need to move it about thirty miles southeast in the next million years or so.
 
2014-06-23 08:03:44 AM  

Mr. Lahey: Wouldn't a place not destined to be swallowed into the ocean in the foreseeable future be better?


Actually, prior to 1990, that spot  was ocean.  The trend in that general area is for things to be getting higher above sea level.

hvo.wr.usgs.gov

I'm not sure whether laying out the welcome mat on top of recent lava counts as It's-a-Trap or not.

/Jesus saves, Krishna shaves, Pele paves
 
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