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(NYPost)   Having solved all other problems, New York bans posing for photos while hugging tigers   (nypost.com) divider line 29
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2014-06-21 04:35:59 PM  
Aw, man... now getting a picture of me hugging Justin Verlander is illegal.  Well, doubly-illegal since he'd probably press charges against me.
 
2014-06-21 06:37:48 PM  
Anti-Putin legislation.
 
2014-06-21 06:41:53 PM  

RodneyToady: Aw, man... now getting a picture of me hugging Justin Verlander is illegal.  Well, doubly-illegal since he'd probably press charges against me.


Don't worry, just write him a letter. Example:

Dear Chase:

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

Protip: Add stickers.
 
2014-06-21 06:41:58 PM  
Because tiger hugs become big gulps.
 
2014-06-21 06:42:08 PM  
Because that's such a common thing, in New York.
 
2014-06-21 06:42:19 PM  
livedoor.blogimg.jp
I've noticed a similar disturbing trend of Japanese posing with otters on their heads.
 
2014-06-21 06:42:32 PM  
Great
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-21 06:43:04 PM  
"Why selfies with tigers may soon be illegal in New York"

thenypost.files.wordpress.com

Someone should tell whatever idiot wrote that headline that those aren't selfies.
 
2014-06-21 06:48:56 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Why selfies with tigers may soon be illegal in New York"

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Someone should tell whatever idiot wrote that headline that those aren't selfies.


Came to mention that. Glad to see it's already been covered.
 
2014-06-21 06:50:15 PM  
Well, all other problems have been solved. I'm glad they finally got around to this.
 
2014-06-21 06:55:34 PM  

obamadidcoke: But bears are ok.


just not drop bears
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2014-06-21 06:59:16 PM  
Has anyone told Charlie Sheen yet?
 
2014-06-21 07:04:41 PM  
There will be a dramatic decline in Tinder profiles now...
 
2014-06-21 07:10:51 PM  
Petting adult or adolescent tigers is already illegal nationwide under USDA rules.
 
2014-06-21 07:19:57 PM  
Fark will not be outraged until they ban posing for photos while hugging bears.
 
2014-06-21 07:22:32 PM  
I know this isn't funny, but since it's Caturday and all that, I'd like to point out that keeping exotic animals in captivity is a really bad thing that usually ends badly for the animals and occasionally the moron keeping them. Or their friends. I support an outfit in Minnesota that rescues big cats kept in "petting zoos" and gives them a decent life. That is all. Plus, if you think tigers are just big housecats that can pose for pictures, you prolly deserve to have your head scronched by said tigers.
 
2014-06-21 07:22:59 PM  

RastaKins: Petting adult or adolescent tigers is already illegal nationwide under USDA rules.


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2014-06-21 08:00:35 PM  
Yet selfies with cougars are okay.

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2014-06-21 08:46:53 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Why selfies with tigers may soon be illegal in New York"

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]

Someone should tell whatever idiot wrote that headline that those aren't selfies.


Christ, came here to make that exact post.

What the fark is wrong with the media? Are people genuinely that stupid, that they're farking up the very basic meaning of one of the most popular current trends?
 
2014-06-21 09:05:29 PM  
This seems like a problem that will eventually solve itself.
 
2014-06-21 09:30:32 PM  
Having solved all other problems, New York bans posing for photos while hugging tigers

Good call, subby.  I know when I think of problems getting solved I think of law makers and what they are doing.
 
2014-06-21 09:34:51 PM  
There's nothing wrong here that couldn't be fixed by vaporizing Manhattan.
 
2014-06-21 11:01:39 PM  
www.k1man.com
I'm just gonna leave this here.

www.k1man.com/web60/Page_1x.html
 
2014-06-21 11:40:16 PM  
Natural selection: It's only natural.
 
2014-06-22 12:02:25 AM  
More a Houston thing, anyway.
 
2014-06-22 12:22:53 AM  
schmoesknow.com
 
2014-06-22 12:42:46 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "Why selfies with tigers may soon be illegal in New York"

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]

Someone should tell whatever idiot wrote that headline that those aren't selfies.


Why is that guy smelling that tiger's butt?
 
2014-06-22 03:32:59 AM  
THANKS CUOMO
 
2014-06-22 11:36:37 AM  
No hugging tigers?  Well, how about cubs, cardinals, blue jays, rays, marlins, Indians, diamondbacks, twins, brewers, rangers, giants, angels,
or padres? Are they OK? (If I left your team out...sorry.)
 
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