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(Metro)   "A man is in hospital after flying off the back of a pickup truck with the mattress he was attempting to hold down. Police are reminding people that a human being cannot hold down an untied mattress if it goes airborne" (pics)   ( divider line
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2014-06-21 03:24:32 PM  
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At least he had a mattress to land on.

But seriously, a set of tie down straps are about $20 for a set of 4.  If you have a truck, you should have have a set.
2014-06-21 02:05:36 PM  
1 vote:
They had something EXACTLY like this on '1000 Ways To Die' a while back. Damn, I wish that show was still on. They're missing out on so many of the new and improved ways people are getting themselves killed nowadays!
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