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(Daily Freeman)   Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there   (dailyfreeman.com) divider line 48
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2014-06-21 11:08:27 AM  
That's a rough 36.  Her perky highlights, however, partially distract you from noticing the harshness of her dead, soulless eyes.

www.dailyfreeman.com
 
2014-06-21 01:29:26 PM  

AGremlin: That's a rough 36.  Her perky highlights, however, partially distract you from noticing the harshness of her dead, soulless eyes.

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]


i0.kym-cdn.com
images.tvrage.com
 
2014-06-21 01:31:23 PM  

www.dailyfreeman.com


yeartwo.cinema52.com
 
2014-06-21 01:32:53 PM  
Ugh. Fna. Burn it with fire.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-21 01:36:51 PM  
Sounds pretty ordinary to me. I could post a mom of the year candidate who traded sex with her 11 year old daughter for drugs.
 
2014-06-21 01:39:06 PM  
Look like she forgot the cardinal rule of Tween Girl Fight Club ...
 
2014-06-21 01:39:38 PM  
Article says Joyce, "was released on her own recognizance."

www.dailyfreeman.com

She looks like she couldn't recognize what town she was in.
 
2014-06-21 01:39:52 PM  
"COW FLOP???"
 
2014-06-21 01:40:31 PM  
i01.i.aliimg.com
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-06-21 01:41:45 PM  
Any man to enter this thread will be lucky if they can ever have a boner again.

/seriously eww
 
2014-06-21 01:42:15 PM  
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a hot-tub orgy.
 
2014-06-21 01:42:22 PM  
Look. It's a nice Saturday. Sun shining. People out and about. Why the f&ck do you have to post a picture like, like...that?
 
2014-06-21 01:45:27 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-21 01:49:01 PM  
That picture.

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-21 01:49:46 PM  
Obviously not a sanctioned fight.  Most 14 girls would be in a different weight class than a 12 year old girl.
 
2014-06-21 01:49:46 PM  

Lanadapter: Any man to enter this thread will be lucky if they can ever have a boner again.

/seriously eww


What's even more disturbing is there is probably a man capable of being in close proximity to her who will pop a boner and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
 
2014-06-21 01:53:09 PM  
Seriously, wtf is wrong with people...
 
2014-06-21 01:54:00 PM  

Lanadapter: Any man to enter this thread will be lucky if they can ever have a boner again.

/seriously eww


meh I have woke up next to uglier than that back in my camo wearing days
 
2014-06-21 01:56:28 PM  

Father Shaft: Ugh. Fna. Burn it with fire.


Looks like its already happened. Then the fire was put out with a rake.
 
2014-06-21 01:56:51 PM  

AGremlin: That's a rough 36.  Her perky highlights, however, partially distract you from noticing the harshness of her dead, soulless eyes.

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]


She could do a sunscreen ad campaign.
 
2014-06-21 02:09:49 PM  
Unrelated to the actual content, I read the paper's title as 'Daily Fremen.'

/I *will* kill her!
 
2014-06-21 02:13:26 PM  
Police said Joyce was present and watched the fight, never attempted to stop it, and she can be heard on the video encouraging her daughter and another girl to continue to beat the 12-year-old.

Makes ya wanna party wit dem biatches.
 
2014-06-21 02:14:29 PM  
Brony-like posting detected...
 
2014-06-21 02:18:04 PM  

Pribar: Lanadapter: Any man to enter this thread will be lucky if they can ever have a boner again.

/seriously eww

meh I have woke up next to uglier than that back in my camo wearing days


Like it matters when she's face down in a pillow. I could drink her up to a 3.
 
2014-06-21 02:27:52 PM  
White trash black belt.
 
2014-06-21 02:28:07 PM  

Prey4reign: Article says Joyce, "was released on her own recognizance."

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]

She looks like she couldn't recognize what town she was in.


As usual with news sites, I don't know which town it was in either... Where the fark is Saugerties?  Would it kill them to name the state, province or barony their little rag publishes in?
 
2014-06-21 02:30:16 PM  

AGremlin: That's a rough 36.  Her perky highlights, however, partially distract you from noticing the harshness of her dead, soulless eyes.

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]



I'm pretty sure that was a misprint. I think it was supposed to be "April L. Joyce, 68, of 36 Washington Avenue, Saugerties,". They just got the address and age backwards.
 
2014-06-21 02:31:47 PM  

ANTENNANAUT: "COW FLOP???"


I know it's a local paper, but they really needed to give some context for that one.
 
2014-06-21 02:40:37 PM  
Lighten up you guys, you can't expect a mother to let her 12 year old take the public bus with riffraff.
 
2014-06-21 02:40:43 PM  
And apparently her shirt got ripped off during the fight. Hate to imagine what her daughter looks like.
 
2014-06-21 02:46:56 PM  
To be fair, there are a lot of 12 year old girls out there that really deserve a swift kick in the box.
 
2014-06-21 02:56:23 PM  
I'd hit it - with a shovel....
 
2014-06-21 03:35:39 PM  

No Such Agency: Prey4reign: Article says Joyce, "was released on her own recognizance."

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]

She looks like she couldn't recognize what town she was in.

As usual with news sites, I don't know which town it was in either... Where the fark is Saugerties?  Would it kill them to name the state, province or barony their little rag publishes in?


The Catskills.

In some parts, it still is Pennsyltucky.
 
2014-06-21 03:42:24 PM  

Another Government Employee: No Such Agency: Prey4reign: Article says Joyce, "was released on her own recognizance."

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]

She looks like she couldn't recognize what town she was in.

As usual with news sites, I don't know which town it was in either... Where the fark is Saugerties?  Would it kill them to name the state, province or barony their little rag publishes in?

The Catskills.

In some parts, it still is Pennsyltucky.


Looks like that cats didn't finish killing that one.
 
2014-06-21 04:16:42 PM  
The only thing I came away with is what the hell is a "cow flop"?
 
2014-06-21 04:29:43 PM  

vegas_greaser: The only thing I came away with is what the hell is a "cow flop"?


tad slower than a teraflop
 
2014-06-21 05:01:14 PM  
Whoops. I'm a racist. That's not the mug shot I expected ..
 
2014-06-21 05:46:04 PM  

Prey4reign: Lanadapter: Any man to enter this thread will be lucky if they can ever have a boner again.

/seriously eww

What's even more disturbing is there is probably a man capable of being in close proximity to her who will pop a boner and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.


Well maybe when she got knocked up she was better looking. Kids and ddrugs could do that to a person.
 
2014-06-21 05:58:46 PM  
 
2014-06-21 07:14:55 PM  

Another Government Employee: No Such Agency: As usual with news sites, I don't know which town it was in either... Where the fark is Saugerties?  Would it kill them to name the state, province or barony their little rag publishes in?

The Catskills.

In some parts, it still is Pennsyltucky.


Saugerties. The New York equivalent of Shamokin, PA
 
2014-06-21 08:31:31 PM  

No Such Agency: Prey4reign: Article says Joyce, "was released on her own recognizance."

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]

She looks like she couldn't recognize what town she was in.

As usual with news sites, I don't know which town it was in either... Where the fark is Saugerties?  Would it kill them to name the state, province or barony their little rag publishes in?


NY, Catskill-Kingston area; had family out there, though know next to nothing of the town itself (perhaps for the best?)
 
2014-06-21 09:09:43 PM  

ANTENNANAUT: "COW FLOP???"


Yeah it's basically a bingo game laid out in a field and you check off squares depending on where the cow shiats.

Typical New York...I swear, (and I am from there and have family there) that the Empire State has more white trash per capita than any two southern states.
 
2014-06-21 09:11:14 PM  

hotrod2001: ANTENNANAUT: "COW FLOP???"

Yeah it's basically a bingo game laid out in a field and you check off squares depending on where the cow shiats.

Typical New York...I swear, (and I am from there and have family there) that the Empire State has more white trash per capita than any two southern states.


So Swamp Yankees are not exclusive to rural New England?
 
2014-06-21 09:15:54 PM  

madcitymac: I'd hit it - with a shovel....


Looks like at least 12 people already have
 
2014-06-22 01:37:46 AM  

freetomato: hotrod2001: ANTENNANAUT: "COW FLOP???"

Yeah it's basically a bingo game laid out in a field and you check off squares depending on where the cow shiats.

Typical New York...I swear, (and I am from there and have family there) that the Empire State has more white trash per capita than any two southern states.

So Swamp Yankees are not exclusive to rural New England?


Only when they're kicked out of NY and have to reside in Vermont like mine, yeah...lol
 
2014-06-22 02:50:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-22 06:45:37 AM  

AGremlin: That's a rough 36.  Her perky highlights, however, partially distract you from noticing the harshness of her dead, soulless eyes.

[www.dailyfreeman.com image 320x400]


I think I've seen that face before-
It puts the lotion on it's skin
or else it gets the hose again...
 
2014-06-22 06:48:17 AM  

hotrod2001: .I swear, (and I am from there and have family there) that the Empire State has more white trash per capita than any two southern states.


This, but in the area where "upstate" starts (roughly anything north of Orange County west of the Hudson and north of Poughkeepsie east of the Hudson, plus the whole corridor between 22 and the Taconic Parkway northward from Pawling/Lagrange, and how's that for specific?) you get white trash, old money, new money, relocated city Italians/Irish, and a lot of local farmers and tradespeople who seem to have lived there forever because you see their family names on the old road signs - but they never did get rich.

Saugerties used to be a dump but now it's pretty much East Woodstock.
 
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