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(Conspiracy Planet)   "Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"   (conspiracyplanet.com) divider line 121
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2014-06-21 10:30:16 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-21 10:32:57 AM
You fools! This is obviously the work of the Reverse Vampires in league with the Illuminati!
 
2014-06-21 10:33:03 AM
That is an excellent collection of Crazy...
 
2014-06-21 10:35:53 AM
It's the most dangerous game....MAN!

/actually most people would be pretty easy prey
 
2014-06-21 11:04:45 AM

Mugato: It's the most dangerous game....MAN!

/actually most people would be pretty easy prey


Indeed; but why bother? Most people couldn't survive a night in the city park; much less a night in the bush.

You, as the hunter, would have all sorts of advantages. Especially if you had a bow and they didn't have shiat. I say bow because they are light, fairly long range(if you know how to use one), and they almost completely silent.

/ if you've ever been on a field hunt for pheasant; you know that even the lightest gun gets really heavy after all day running around
 
2014-06-21 11:16:13 AM
Prince Phillip I can believe. Major League Asshole.
 
2014-06-21 11:22:04 AM
Well, it's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
 
2014-06-21 11:24:01 AM

Somacandra: Prince Phillip I can believe. Major League Asshole.


If by that you mean he has a quirky out-of-date and out-of-touch sense of humor, then yes, but generally not really an asshole.
 
2014-06-21 11:30:09 AM
That site makes Infowars look like the NY Times.
 
2014-06-21 11:41:14 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-21 11:41:59 AM

Gonz: Well, it's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.


Dang, I missed you there!
 
2014-06-21 12:18:01 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-21 12:40:33 PM
They should bring them to flyover land and let them hunt tweakers.  Wiley bastages those tweakers.
 
2014-06-21 01:27:10 PM
I want to click that link and read it for myself...but I'm worried that the linked site is, itself, a conspiracy to steal my soul  identity.

Or...maybe that's JUST WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK.

But they would no doubt expect me to think that, so...

Iocaine!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-21 01:45:24 PM
It's obviously a parody of a Infowars type site, but it's a little too over the top to be really funny.
 
2014-06-21 02:06:40 PM
Where do the Lizard People fit in in all of this?
 
2014-06-21 02:11:06 PM
I bet the Rosecrucians did this
 
2014-06-21 02:11:39 PM
Well, that was a nutty site.

Don't really think it's nutty to think the ultra rich are hunting humans on private reserves though. That's the believable part. More believable than pretty much any other tin foil hattery.
 
2014-06-21 02:15:53 PM
chicagoboyz.net
 
2014-06-21 02:18:24 PM
While RationalWiki is a long shot from perfectly reliable, it indicates that the ICLCJ is a Sovereign Citizen movement LARP.
 
2014-06-21 02:21:02 PM
img.fark.net

Disapproves.
 
2014-06-21 02:22:36 PM
I'm pretty sure Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, and Pope Francis are way too old to effectively hunt a person.
 
2014-06-21 02:22:38 PM

Ennuipoet: [img.fark.net image 850x478]


Came in here to reference So I Married an Ax Murderer.  Glad to see it's been covered.

/How can you hate the Colonel?
 
2014-06-21 02:28:10 PM
....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2014-06-21 02:29:16 PM
Well, it's either that or eat the rotten skate from the other post. Bring me human flesh...and HP sauce.
 
2014-06-21 02:30:59 PM
Shouldn't this have been on the Entertainment tab so that the world will have access to this heartbreaking story?
 
2014-06-21 02:33:21 PM

Mugato: It's the most dangerous game....MAN!

/actually most people would be pretty easy prey


Humans are so easy, Predators won't even hunt them unless the human is heavily armed.
 
2014-06-21 02:35:45 PM

LograyX: I'm pretty sure Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, and Pope Francis are way too old to effectively hunt a person.


A malnourished, dehydrated toddler perhaps.
 
2014-06-21 02:38:13 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-06-21 02:49:03 PM

mrshowrules: LograyX: I'm pretty sure Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, and Pope Francis are way too old to effectively hunt a person.

A malnourished, dehydrated toddler perhaps.



I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.
I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune, through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
I have reckoned upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh 12 pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, encreaseth to 28 pounds.
I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolifick dyet, there are more children born in Roman Catholick countries about nine months after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because the number of Popish infants, is at least three to one in this kingdom, and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of Papists among us.
 
2014-06-21 02:55:14 PM
MY HEART BELONGS ONLY TO GRIZZLYBOOM TENNIS.
 
2014-06-21 02:58:39 PM
Oh, dear.
 
2014-06-21 02:58:54 PM

mrshowrules: LograyX: I'm pretty sure Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, and Pope Francis are way too old to effectively hunt a person.

A malnourished, dehydrated toddler perhaps.


If you are going freeze-dried, why not a well-fed one?
 
2014-06-21 03:02:32 PM
when you have multi-Billions in wealth, you don't have to 'hunt' in the traditional way.  you can hire others to hunt for you. and you can insure that if they are caught, it can't be traced back to you.
 
2014-06-21 03:13:09 PM

bentheguard: Where do the Lizard People fit in in all of this?


They're still smarting from poor voter turnout

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-21 03:13:42 PM

chuggernaught: Ennuipoet: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Came in here to reference So I Married an Ax Murderer.  Glad to see it's been covered.

/How can you hate the Colonel?


Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartaaaaass
 
2014-06-21 03:15:05 PM

Linux_Yes: when you have multi-Billions in wealth, you don't have to 'hunt' in the traditional way.  you can hire others to hunt for you. and you can insure that if they are caught, it can't be traced back to you.


Yes, this is no doubt what's really happening. With help from the NSA and the KGB.

Damn you, Obama!
 
2014-06-21 03:18:53 PM
I'm okay with this. Can we elect people who are repeat guests on Maury or Springer to go on the list?
 
2014-06-21 03:19:33 PM

UNC_Samurai: bentheguard: Where do the Lizard People fit in in all of this?

They're still smarting from poor voter turnout

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x625]


I love that they wrote in "Lizard People" for Senator, but decided Al Franken was a better choice after all.

Also,
www.acrdepos.com
/oblig
 
2014-06-21 03:19:40 PM

Gonz: Well, it's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up Extra Crispy.

 
2014-06-21 03:20:06 PM
No mention of Obama. Now I'm certain the story is bullsh*t.
 
2014-06-21 03:29:21 PM
Okay, that was just stupid on speed.
 
2014-06-21 03:30:22 PM
Wow, I thought the link was a joke. The site is actually called "Conspiracy Planet." Amazing.
 
2014-06-21 03:33:03 PM

TheBigJerk: MY HEART BELONGS ONLY TO GRIZZLYBOOM TENNIS.


Bear-Back Dynamite Badmitton is always funny, but I originally thought it was Blindfolded Bear-Back Dynamite Badmitton, which was cooler.

/still not as cool as naked blindfolded bear-back dynamite badmitton
 
2014-06-21 03:33:36 PM

Gonz: Well, it's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.


He was replaced by Oprah.
 
2014-06-21 03:33:38 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-21 03:36:03 PM

TheGregiss: [img.fark.net image 720x466]


27.media.tumblr.com

When I was in the Queen's RAF, I was stationed in Papa New Guinea. The natives there called human flesh 'long pig'. Never much cared for it myself.
 
2014-06-21 03:38:40 PM
I could feel my brain cells sizzling the moment I opened that webpage. I closed it before too much brain damage took place, I hope.
 
2014-06-21 03:39:24 PM

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: LograyX: I'm pretty sure Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, and Pope Francis are way too old to effectively hunt a person.

A malnourished, dehydrated toddler perhaps.


I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.
I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune, through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
I have reckoned upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh 12 pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, encreaseth to 28 pounds.
I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolifick dyet, ...


Yes, but do you open them from the big end or the little end? This is important!!
 
2014-06-21 03:49:24 PM
That site is unbelievable. I didn't think I could be surprised by stupidity on the internet any more.
 
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