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(Daily Mail)   Pro-tip: Do not try to rob a convenience store that is owned by a Special Forces veteran. Study it out... next time   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-06-21 11:29:07 AM  
3 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig


FTFY
2014-06-21 12:33:15 PM  
2 votes:

Prey4reign: All I see from the photos in the article is the Green Beret talking with the Hispanic gentleman and then escorting him to the door and then viciously assaulting him with the Hispanic gentleman trying to defend himself.  And finally, because I've been dying to use the following gif, I must conclude ...
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You couldn't even bother to use the right one...

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2014-06-21 11:35:20 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.


How it got in the robe, I have no idea
2014-06-21 11:28:09 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.


Nobody robs restaurants....
2014-06-21 01:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
And don't start any shiat when the intense looking guy is washing his bullet riddled skull shirt at the coinop.
2014-06-21 12:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
"And try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot, robber!"
2014-06-21 12:33:11 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty low to steal from a special person.
2014-06-21 12:14:58 PM  
1 vote:
All I see from the photos in the article is the Green Beret talking with the Hispanic gentleman and then escorting him to the door and then viciously assaulting him with the Hispanic gentleman trying to defend himself.  And finally, because I've been dying to use the following gif, I must conclude ...
i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-06-21 11:46:58 AM  
1 vote:
i like how the clerk told the guy to go to the circle k
2014-06-21 11:40:28 AM  
1 vote:

Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea


Auto correct flail.
2014-06-21 11:36:42 AM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig

FTFY



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2014-06-21 11:24:42 AM  
1 vote:
Should have robed a diner.
 
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