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(Daily Mail)   Pro-tip: Do not try to rob a convenience store that is owned by a Special Forces veteran. Study it out... next time   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2014-06-21 10:24:58 AM  
Pro-tip: "study it out" is not to be used unironically. The phrase was coined by someone who hadn't actually done their homework correctly on the topic in question.
 
2014-06-21 10:59:53 AM  
What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig
 
2014-06-21 11:24:42 AM  
Should have robed a diner.
 
2014-06-21 11:28:09 AM  

Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.


Nobody robs restaurants....
 
2014-06-21 11:28:45 AM  
Pro tip: Don't try to rob a convenience store near a VA hospital. The manager (raises hand) might just hire the employees from said outpatient program.

You feel lucky crackhead? Well, do ya?
 
2014-06-21 11:29:07 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig


FTFY
 
2014-06-21 11:35:20 AM  

Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.


How it got in the robe, I have no idea
 
2014-06-21 11:36:42 AM  

FLMountainMan: encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig

FTFY



Wife-like typing detected.
 
2014-06-21 11:40:28 AM  

Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea


Auto correct flail.
 
2014-06-21 11:41:52 AM  

Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.


Sounds painful
 
2014-06-21 11:46:58 AM  
i like how the clerk told the guy to go to the circle k
 
2014-06-21 11:47:19 AM  

Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.

Sounds painful


Damn it I need to quit farking on the damn phone.
 
2014-06-21 11:49:31 AM  

Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.


This is no place to explore your kinks.
 
2014-06-21 11:53:59 AM  

FLMountainMan: encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig

FTFY


encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig


Stop warring with gorillas!
 
2014-06-21 11:59:27 AM  

Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.

Sounds painful

Damn it I need to quit farking on the damn phone.


Just be gentle less you break it
 
2014-06-21 12:00:20 PM  

Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.

Sounds painful

Damn it I need to quit farking on the damn phone.

Just be gentle lest you break it


FTFM
 
2014-06-21 12:05:18 PM  
Chavez: Tienes una abeja en la cara!!Tienes una abeja en la cara !!

Army Man : If you don't speak 'murican get the fark out beaner,

Army Man's friend: Go to the Circle K!
 
2014-06-21 12:05:30 PM  

Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.

Sounds painful

Damn it I need to quit farking on the damn phone.


Butt-dialing does add that element of danger, though.
 
2014-06-21 12:09:02 PM  
Since taking over the  Axis Food Mart

images.sgcafe.net
 
2014-06-21 12:14:58 PM  
All I see from the photos in the article is the Green Beret talking with the Hispanic gentleman and then escorting him to the door and then viciously assaulting him with the Hispanic gentleman trying to defend himself.  And finally, because I've been dying to use the following gif, I must conclude ...
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-21 12:33:11 PM  
Pretty low to steal from a special person.
 
2014-06-21 12:33:15 PM  

Prey4reign: All I see from the photos in the article is the Green Beret talking with the Hispanic gentleman and then escorting him to the door and then viciously assaulting him with the Hispanic gentleman trying to defend himself.  And finally, because I've been dying to use the following gif, I must conclude ...
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


You couldn't even bother to use the right one...

cdn.niketalk.com
 
2014-06-21 12:36:11 PM  
"And try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot, robber!"
 
2014-06-21 12:42:34 PM  

Prey4reign: All I see from the photos in the article is the Green Beret talking with the Hispanic gentleman and then escorting him to the door and then viciously assaulting him with the Hispanic gentleman trying to defend himself.  And finally, because I've been dying to use the following gif, I must conclude ...
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


Yeah, I didn't think the store owner showed such skill. He threw some misplaced/unbalanced kicks to a guy already on the ground.

I wish they would have offered him something to eat.

/ "study it out" should only used with headlines about religious fanatics and teabaggers
 
hej
2014-06-21 12:50:08 PM  
Robbing convenience stores not owned by special forces veterans still ok.
 
2014-06-21 12:52:31 PM  

wattimus: i like how the clerk told the guy to go to the circle k


I don't. Letting this turd go just means he's going to have the chance to do it to somebody else, like the non-special-forces Circle K clerk. Should have called the cops and at least gotten him locked up for a bit and earned him a new additional to the growing criminal record that will eventually put him away for a long while.
 
2014-06-21 12:53:06 PM  
Special Forces? wtf? That guy fights like a girl.
 
2014-06-21 12:53:28 PM  
Alternatively, don't try to rob any convenience store, regardless of of who owns it.
 
2014-06-21 01:01:28 PM  

Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Summoner101: Oldiron_79: Should have robed a diner.

How it got in the robe, I have no idea

Auto correct flail.

Sounds painful

Damn it I need to quit farking on the damn phone.


Some people like to watch.
 
2014-06-21 01:04:36 PM  

encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig


We should have a beer with that guy, he's a hoot.
 
2014-06-21 01:07:52 PM  
Daily Fail can't understand its own reporting. He said he received special forces training, not that he was a special forces soldier. I highly doubt that dude is tabbed; more likely, he did an FTX where a few special forces dudes came and that equals "received special forces training".
 
2014-06-21 01:09:09 PM  
s15.postimg.org
s7.postimg.org
 
2014-06-21 01:18:43 PM  
And don't start any shiat when the intense looking guy is washing his bullet riddled skull shirt at the coinop.
 
2014-06-21 01:22:23 PM  
He had a good curb to head stomping opportunity
 
2014-06-21 01:28:08 PM  

fjnorton: He had a good curb to head stomping opportunity


He could have killed the guy at any point and time in this whole escapade.

The fact he didn't points to how trained and skilled he is.
 
2014-06-21 01:43:48 PM  
This article brought to you by Corona Light and Fireball.
 
2014-06-21 01:45:41 PM  
Middle aged guy pushes over a drunk would be a more appropriate headline.
 
2014-06-21 01:51:58 PM  
..because they'll teach you how to set up call signs and frequencies in Swahili?
 
2014-06-21 05:04:50 PM  

FLMountainMan: encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig

FTFY


Came to fix to Core. I see you have this covered.
 
2014-06-21 10:46:03 PM  

GDubDub: FLMountainMan: encyclopediaplushuman: What the fark did you just farking say about me, you little biatch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farking words. You think you can get away with saying that shiat to me over the Internet? Think again, farker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're farking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shiat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shiat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're farking dead, kiddo.

/oblig

FTFY

Came to fix to Core. I see you have this covered.


its done on purpose anyway
 
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