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(New York Daily News)   A pooch named Peanut that only a mother could love wins the 'World's Ugly Dog' competition   (nydailynews.com) divider line 31
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2014-06-21 06:55:52 PM  
That poor dog doesn't know that it's ugly.
Peanut, from other news stories that I've read was abused and set on fire so now all he wants is to sit on your lap, not starve, and fall asleep in a warm safe place.

Ya know what would be much funnier?
A contest for the world's ugliest news person.
At least they would be able to to appreciate the accolades.
 
2014-06-21 07:02:08 PM  
I would say something, but I wouldn't want to hurt old guy's feelings...
 
2014-06-21 07:45:53 PM  
I have it on good authority that that dog is a zombie.
 
2014-06-21 07:50:15 PM  
I don't know; allowing an animal that had been abused to win this contest just seems wrong.

People will do anything for any 15 minutes of fame, and if that takes abusing an animal to look ridiculous in a few years, then so be it will be their attitude.

Let the natural mutants have their prize.

Yeah, I know. hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-21 07:50:33 PM  
No one will ever top Sam:
i135.photobucket.com

May he find rest now that he has returned to his post guarding the gates to Hell
 
2014-06-21 07:53:20 PM  

Rules to follow when caring for this dog:


1) Keep him out of the light, it'll kill him.
2) Don't give him any water, not even to drink.
3) But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.

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2014-06-21 07:56:34 PM  
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How in the world would anyone consider that dog ugly?
 
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2014-06-21 07:57:29 PM  
Not nearly as ugly as I'd expected. Also a bit sad that an ABUSED dog is winning ugliest dog :/. I know he doesn't know, but it's still kind of adding insult to injury (no pun intended).
 
2014-06-21 07:58:56 PM  
I hope allowing an abused dog win doesn't come back to bite them with its hideous, toothy smile.

This one is my favorite of the show, because it looks like a taxidermist who'd never seen a hyena was expected to stuff one.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-21 07:59:39 PM  

fusillade762: How in the world would anyone consider that dog ugly?


That's adoreable.
 
2014-06-21 08:01:21 PM  

fusillade762: How in the world would anyone consider that dog ugly?


He's a terrible racist, so he's ugly on the inside.
 
2014-06-21 08:03:09 PM  

SpikesCafe: I hope allowing an abused dog win doesn't come back to bite them with its hideous, toothy smile.

This one is my favorite of the show, because it looks like a taxidermist who'd never seen a hyena was expected to stuff one.
[i.imgur.com image 850x596]


i135.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-21 08:03:28 PM  

SpikesCafe: I hope allowing an abused dog win doesn't come back to bite them with its hideous, toothy smile.

This one is my favorite of the show, because it looks like a taxidermist who'd never seen a hyena was expected to stuff one.
[i.imgur.com image 850x596]


How does a dog evolve with no neck?
 
2014-06-21 08:04:20 PM  
Haha! Look at the burned and abuse dog!

Haha! It's so ugly! From the burns!

Look! Haha!

Sons of Biatches.
 
2014-06-21 08:05:39 PM  

Nix Nightbird: SpikesCafe: I hope allowing an abused dog win doesn't come back to bite them with its hideous, toothy smile.

This one is my favorite of the show, because it looks like a taxidermist who'd never seen a hyena was expected to stuff one.
[i.imgur.com image 850x596]

How does a dog evolve with no neck?


It was chasing a car when the driver slammed on the brakes?
 
2014-06-21 08:07:52 PM  

Nix Nightbird: SpikesCafe: I hope allowing an abused dog win doesn't come back to bite them with its hideous, toothy smile.

This one is my favorite of the show, because it looks like a taxidermist who'd never seen a hyena was expected to stuff one.
[i.imgur.com image 850x596]

How does a dog evolve with no neck?


Selective breeding, just like all the other dog breeds.
 
2014-06-21 08:08:50 PM  
of Greenville, N.C.

AAARRRRGGGHHH!

/this is not the ugliest biatch in G-Vegas, because it's not wearing a North Face jacket and Uggs
 
2014-06-21 08:13:44 PM  

Testiclaw: Haha! Look at the burned and abuse dog!

Haha! It's so ugly! From the burns!

Look! Haha!

Sons of Biatches.


I have it on good authority he's a sonofabiatch too.
 
2014-06-21 08:16:51 PM  
I'd give that dog a kiss, right on his nose
 
2014-06-21 08:19:00 PM  
Waking up to that staring at you must be a horrifying experience. The only thing that would probably be missing would be the saliva dripping off of it's teeth.
 
2014-06-21 08:29:29 PM  

TommyymmoT: That poor dog doesn't know that it's ugly.
Peanut, from other news stories that I've read was abused and set on fire so now all he wants is to sit on your lap, not starve, and fall asleep in a warm safe place.

Ya know what would be much funnier?
A contest for the world's ugliest news person.
At least they would be able to to appreciate the accolades.
=======================================


IT COULD BE SERIOUSLY ENTERTAINING!

Ugliest news person - TV. Male
Ugliest news person - TV female
Ugliest news person - print
Least entertaining morning radio host
Least talented insult comedian
Most hideous looking beauty contest judge
Most out of shape sports commentator
Least intelligent sports commentator
Least believable reality show
Least intelligent audience - TV
Least intelligent audience - Radio
Least talented talent show judge
Most unwatchable news network
Most unlistenable radio show
Political pundit with the least credibility
Ugliest inside and out pundit

etc etc etc.

It would be fun, and the ratings would be THROUGH THE ROOF!
 
2014-06-21 08:37:28 PM  
I don't want to see any rhyming in any of these posts and I mean it!
 
2014-06-21 08:43:24 PM  

TommyymmoT: TommyymmoT: That poor dog doesn't know that it's ugly.
Peanut, from other news stories that I've read was abused and set on fire so now all he wants is to sit on your lap, not starve, and fall asleep in a warm safe place.

Ya know what would be much funnier?
A contest for the world's ugliest news person.
At least they would be able to to appreciate the accolades.
=======================================

IT COULD BE SERIOUSLY ENTERTAINING!

Ugliest news person - TV. Male
Ugliest news person - TV female
Ugliest news person - print
Least entertaining morning radio host
Least talented insult comedian
Most hideous looking beauty contest judge
Most out of shape sports commentator
Least intelligent sports commentator
Least believable reality show
Least intelligent audience - TV
Least intelligent audience - Radio
Least talented talent show judge
Most unwatchable news network
Most unlistenable radio show
Political pundit with the least credibility
Ugliest inside and out pundit


etc etc etc.

It would be fun, and the ratings would be THROUGH THE ROOF!


Rush would sweep the bolded categories every year until he dies.
 
2014-06-21 08:43:43 PM  
I had an overweight cat who was missing one ear and had the other ear pointing sideways due to the same scarring that crumpled his other ear into non-existence. One of his fingers grew a big snarly claw that I had to chip away at with nail clippers. He had a huge personality, loved everyone, and was very doglike in behavior. I could not have entered him into an ugly cat contest. Just couldn't do it. He was so beautiful in every way.

It's hard for me to imagine seeing any of my creatures as ugly.
 
2014-06-21 08:50:09 PM  

fusillade762: TommyymmoT: TommyymmoT: That poor dog doesn't know that it's ugly.
Peanut, from other news stories that I've read was abused and set on fire so now all he wants is to sit on your lap, not starve, and fall asleep in a warm safe place.

Ya know what would be much funnier?
A contest for the world's ugliest news person.
At least they would be able to to appreciate the accolades.
=======================================

IT COULD BE SERIOUSLY ENTERTAINING!

Ugliest news person - TV. Male
Ugliest news person - TV female
Ugliest news person - print
Least entertaining morning radio host
Least talented insult comedian
Most hideous looking beauty contest judge
Most out of shape sports commentator
Least intelligent sports commentator
Least believable reality show
Least intelligent audience - TV
Least intelligent audience - Radio
Least talented talent show judge
Most unwatchable news network
Most unlistenable radio show
Political pundit with the least credibility
Ugliest inside and out pundit

etc etc etc.

It would be fun, and the ratings would be THROUGH THE ROOF!

Rush would sweep the bolded categories every year until he dies.

-----------------------------

Yeah, but you know what they say, 'it's an honor just to be nominated'.
 
2014-06-21 08:54:32 PM  
I had a hippie girlfriend who would always adopt and care for injured or deformed cats and dogs.  She said that even something perceived as being ugly needs to be loved too.  A very noble sentiment.
Had to dump her because I think she was talking more about me than her pets.
 
2014-06-21 09:27:15 PM  

TommyymmoT: That poor dog doesn't know that it's ugly.
Peanut, from other news stories that I've read was abused and set on fire so now all he wants is to sit on your lap, not starve, and fall asleep in a warm safe place.

Ya know what would be much funnier?
A contest for the world's ugliest news person.
At least they would be able to to appreciate the accolades.


He's a rescue dog. He's getting to be the center of attention, with lots of extra pets and hugs and treats. In fact, he looks like he's enjoying himself in that video. Of course he doesn't know he's ugly. He doesn't know what all the fuss is even about, but he does get that it's about him and it's ultimately positive. These are clearly owners who love their dogs and want to show them off.

May Peanut and his friends have their day. They've earned it. And bacon.
 
2014-06-21 10:11:05 PM  
Canton wins the thread, they aren't all AKC purebreds with perfect coats and features, let the ugly dogs have their day in the sun!
All the puppy dogs know is they are being made a fuss over , that is never a bad thing.
 
2014-06-22 12:18:10 AM  
When can we get a "World's dumbest kid" competition? All those 10th place trophies have to amount to something!
 
2014-06-22 12:28:19 AM  
Jesus christ!
 
2014-06-22 02:25:23 AM  
No eyelids? Jeeze, poor little bugger. Glad he's well taken care of now.
 
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