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(KPTV Portland)   Dammit, Otis... don't put the hot air balloon down in the prison parking lot. How am I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind, to escape if you put it down in the parking lot   (kptv.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-21 03:05:28 PM
The balloon touched down in the parking lot at the Coffee Creek Correctional Facility on Grahams Ferry Road in Wilsonville on Thursday morning.
But this was no prison escape attempt; instead, the balloon had taken off earlier as part of the annual Tigard Balloon Festival at Cook Park. It had to land somewhere -- and it just so happened to be at a women's prison.


Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
2014-06-21 03:45:02 PM
NB4 " Otisburg? "
 
2014-06-21 03:46:48 PM

SpdrJay: NB4 " Otisburg? "


Hey, no cracks.
 
2014-06-21 03:58:56 PM
What's Lex Luthor doing in a women's prison?
 
2014-06-21 04:00:23 PM
If the Balloon landed in Georgia, Otis might just squeal like a pig.
 
2014-06-21 04:03:16 PM
What was that?  Sorry, I got distracted.

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2014-06-21 04:20:35 PM

Theaetetus: The balloon touched down in the parking lot at the Coffee Creek Correctional Facility on Grahams Ferry Road in Wilsonville on Thursday morning.
But this was no prison escape attempt; instead, the balloon had taken off earlier as part of the annual Tigard Balloon Festival at Cook Park. It had to land somewhere -- and it just so happened to be at a women's prison.

Dear Penthouse Forum...


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2014-06-21 04:27:52 PM

jtown: What was that?  Sorry, I got distracted.



She was the one piloting the balloon, not Otis.
 
2014-06-21 04:51:57 PM
Someone's arm wasn't long enough, obviously.
 
2014-06-21 05:35:25 PM
I'm about half a mile from Tigard High school (where the balloon festival takes place, though it appears to have been rained out today) so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-06-21 05:49:46 PM
An hot air balloon would be a lousy way to escape jail. An helicopter is a much better choice. The best choice of course is not to do the crime.
 
2014-06-21 06:00:47 PM

EvilVanMan: What's Lex Luthor doing in a women's prison?


What do you think?
 
2014-06-21 06:17:12 PM

EvilVanMan: What's Who is Lex Luthor doing in a women's prison?


FIFY.
 
2014-06-21 07:47:35 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: Theaetetus: The balloon touched down in the parking lot at the Coffee Creek Correctional Facility on Grahams Ferry Road in Wilsonville on Thursday morning.
But this was no prison escape attempt; instead, the balloon had taken off earlier as part of the annual Tigard Balloon Festival at Cook Park. It had to land somewhere -- and it just so happened to be at a women's prison.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

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/needed a  picture


You've ever actually met any typical inmates from a women's prison, have you?

Daughter took a cosmetology course at a local community college, The students practiced on inmates from the local prison. Let's say they're not exactly the type you'd take home to meet your mom.
 
2014-06-21 11:54:31 PM

jtown: What was that?  Sorry, I got distracted.

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Miss Teshmacher!!
 
2014-06-22 10:33:03 AM
I read the headline in Mitch Hedberg's voice, because the "Dammit, Otis" triggered the memory of his "Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!" bit...
 
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