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(KHOU Houston)   Animal shelter owner goosed for getting badgered and driving drunk as a skunk. Her mugshot looks like something the cat dragged in and hopefully she'll stay away from the hair of the dog that bit her   ( divider line
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5183 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2014 at 6:19 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-21 05:24:40 PM  
Meh, I'd probably hit it.
2014-06-21 06:25:31 PM  
She looks like a nice lady, actually. Shame that she had a bad idea while drunk.
2014-06-21 06:26:59 PM  
She's not nearly as ugly as she is drunk. Thank you for your animal shelter volunteer work. Don't get wasted and drive, please. Perhaps, if you put a burlap sack over her head or gave her a spritz of Febreze , she would be suitable for a date to the rodeo or a NASCAR event... at least by Texas standards.
2014-06-21 06:28:09 PM  
That should have been "hare of the dog", subby.
2014-06-21 06:28:59 PM  
She really screwed the pooch.
2014-06-21 06:30:08 PM  

OregonVet: Meh, I'd probably hit it.

I'd pet it.  I don't hit biatches.
2014-06-21 07:52:06 PM  
I'll need to see the puppies.

/yes i would
2014-06-21 09:48:26 PM  
I always check these "crazy animal hoarder" type stories to see if it's my ex. She'd drag home stray dogs and exotic pets. I had to deal with cats, ferrets, parrots, frogs, and dogs up to an English Pointer who turned out to be named Astro. I'm 6'5" and that dog could lick me in the face.
2014-06-21 10:20:22 PM  
Could subby have fit more bad puns into his headline?  Yes, like commenting on the hang dog look on her face in the mug shot.
2014-06-21 10:25:48 PM  

Prey4reign: Could subby have fit more bad puns into his headline?  Yes, like commenting on the hang dog look on her face in the mug shot.

Subby deserves lots of peanut butter dog treats, loved the headline.
2014-06-21 11:50:24 PM  
Maybe I'm blind as a bat here, but I don't see the mugshot.
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