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(CrushPlate)   Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man   (crushplate.com) divider line 10
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2014-06-21 06:12:07 AM  
3 votes:
When the only tool you have is nunchucks every problem looks like a pitbull attack.
2014-06-21 10:12:03 AM  
2 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: mutterfark: My CSB,
I was attacked by a pit bull once, but was lucky to not get bit. Had a couple of scratches from the claws. It turned out that the lady I was delivering a pizza to was taking care of it for a friend. All I heard through the screen door was the sound of its toenails before it launched itself at me right through the screen. I used the lady's pizza(still in the bag) to keep shoving its head away until I finally pushed it far enough out of the entryway to let her open the door and drag me inside while her son ran around the side of the house with a muzzle and leash. Tore the pizza bag up pretty good, and the pie of course was ruined, but I was okay. Worst part, she didn't reorder and I didn't get a tip. ;b

I got bit delivering pizza as a teen.

Famous last words "Come on in, she doesn't bite"......chomp.


That's weird.

**every** time I ever delivered a pizza I was met at the door in a sheer piece of lingerie who couldn't seem to find her misplaced wallet to pay me. I usually had to help her think of SOME WAY she could pay me.
2014-06-21 08:01:32 AM  
2 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: bekovich: Why not the 'hero' tag? If all you've got is some unchecked but you risk your own life to save someone else and jump in anyway, I'd say that's hero tag worthy. Those dogs are normally gorgeous but the owner needs to be castrated for turning them into aggressive monsters. One of my neighbours recently got a rescue pit, it was being mistreated by previous owners. It's an absolute psychopath now, I can't see it surviving long. The thing got off its lead in the gardens the other day and went after one of my cats. And I don't think I'd have the bravery or courage to step in to try and save my pet if the dog caught her. Seeing one of those creatures when they do get bloodcrazed is terrifying.

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HindiDiscoMonster: bekovich: Why not the 'hero' tag? If all you've got is some unchecked but you risk your own life to save someone else and jump in anyway, I'd say that's hero tag worthy. Those dogs are normally gorgeous but the owner needs to be castrated for turning them into aggressive monsters. One of my neighbours recently got a rescue pit, it was being mistreated by previous owners. It's an absolute psychopath now, I can't see it surviving long. The thing got off its lead in the gardens the other day and went after one of my cats. And I don't think I'd have the bravery or courage to step in to try and save my pet if the dog caught her. Seeing one of those creatures when they do get bloodcrazed is terrifying.

problem:
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solution:
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Vibrators stop pit bull attacks? A cougar attack, sure, maybe...
2014-06-21 09:48:09 AM  
1 votes:
Dogs of Peace.
2014-06-21 09:02:49 AM  
1 votes:
My CSB,
I was attacked by a pit bull once, but was lucky to not get bit. Had a couple of scratches from the claws. It turned out that the lady I was delivering a pizza to was taking care of it for a friend. All I heard through the screen door was the sound of its toenails before it launched itself at me right through the screen. I used the lady's pizza(still in the bag) to keep shoving its head away until I finally pushed it far enough out of the entryway to let her open the door and drag me inside while her son ran around the side of the house with a muzzle and leash. Tore the pizza bag up pretty good, and the pie of course was ruined, but I was okay. Worst part, she didn't reorder and I didn't get a tip. ;b
2014-06-21 08:35:23 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: bekovich: Why not the 'hero' tag? If all you've got is some unchecked but you risk your own life to save someone else and jump in anyway, I'd say that's hero tag worthy. Those dogs are normally gorgeous but the owner needs to be castrated for turning them into aggressive monsters. One of my neighbours recently got a rescue pit, it was being mistreated by previous owners. It's an absolute psychopath now, I can't see it surviving long. The thing got off its lead in the gardens the other day and went after one of my cats. And I don't think I'd have the bravery or courage to step in to try and save my pet if the dog caught her. Seeing one of those creatures when they do get bloodcrazed is terrifying.

problem:
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solution:

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At what point would you be able to stick a big metal dildo up a rabid dog's arse?

/heard you should try to stick your finger into a dog's arse if they have a hold of you. It supposedly pacifies them?
//quite prossibly a pervert told me this...
2014-06-21 08:28:35 AM  
1 votes:
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:


1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Sport a shaven head.
7. Invite the parole officer for Thanksgiving dinner.
8. Lift weights in the front garden.
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
2014-06-21 07:27:24 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: wellreadneck: HindiDiscoMonster: wellreadneck: BumpInTheNight: Pitbulls are just as inherently violent as guns.

Guns are much easier to aim.

unless your a cop...

Dogs are harder to hit when they're swirling around.

no, I meant cops can seem to aim guns any better than you can aim a dog.


I know. I was trying to muddle the subject so that law enforcement's poor aim doesn't become a national issue thanks to the power of FARK. If police were forced to improve their marksmanship, imagine how many more family  pets would die.
2014-06-21 07:08:30 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: "I saw a gentleman on the ground, with 2 dogs, going back side to side, ripping him apart," said Fitch.

The man was badly torn up and was transported to the hospital.


Looks like I picked a bad day to start eating breakfast.

I did manage to find out who the owner was:

oyster.ignimgs.com
2014-06-21 06:20:24 AM  
1 votes:

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spacelord321:
But Fark has assured me that pit bulls are harmless creatures.


They are just as peaceful or dangerous as any other dog. Show me a violent pit bull or any other breed, and I'll show you the asshole who trained them that way.
 
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