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(KPLC Lake Charles)   Three amateurs decide to move alligator off the road, ends exactly like you'd think. Obvious tag trumps dumbass   (kplctv.com) divider line 43
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2014-06-20 09:38:50 PM  
Rank novices, you mean.

Steve Irwin was an amateur gator man.

fearlessmen.com
 
2014-06-20 09:47:17 PM  

doglover: Rank novices, you mean.

Steve Irwin was an amateur gator man.

[fearlessmen.com image 345x439]


I hope he bought that gator dinner first.
 
2014-06-20 10:00:15 PM  
Chomp

/ChompChomp
 
2014-06-20 10:08:25 PM  
They fix the cable?
 
2014-06-20 11:11:30 PM  
So does this mean that there's such a thing as "Professional alligator movers"?
 
2014-06-20 11:13:28 PM  
Well, we learned in an earlier thread that if you stop for animals in the road and a motorcyclists plows into your car, killing the cyclist and passenger, you can be found guilty of homicide.
 
2014-06-20 11:17:11 PM  
As I watched the vid, I was rooting for the gator the whole time.
 
2014-06-20 11:17:42 PM  

doglover: Rank novices, you mean.

Steve Irwin was an amateur gator man.

[fearlessmen.com image 345x439]


That's a croc.
 
2014-06-20 11:18:08 PM  
At time like these, my inner Ian Malcolm chuckles madly...
 
2014-06-20 11:18:29 PM  
I had a little run in with a 6' gator in one of my ponds this spring.

/ one of us lived to tell the tale
// I hate those things
 
2014-06-20 11:19:31 PM  
Farking shiat for brains.

I mean, seriously. Hold the camera horizontally.
 
2014-06-20 11:20:21 PM  
That's what you get when you try to lend a hand to a gator, he want the whole arm
 
2014-06-20 11:22:17 PM  
The thought never occurred to them to drive around the gator and just leave the farking thing alone?  Of course not, as thoughts don't occur to he brain dead.
 
2014-06-20 11:23:22 PM  
Could be worse

www.premierauctionsonline.com
 
2014-06-20 11:24:09 PM  

baconbeard: So does this mean that there's such a thing as "Professional alligator movers"?


Why yes it does
 
2014-06-20 11:25:09 PM  
www3.images.coolspotters.com
like this i hope
 
2014-06-20 11:27:37 PM  

wildcardjack: Well, we learned in an earlier thread that if you stop for animals in the road and a motorcyclists plows into your car, killing the cyclist and passenger, you can be found guilty of homicide.


Yeah, they stop in the left lane just over a rise in the road where no one can see them and don't put on the hazard flashers.  Then they surround the alligator, and try to shoo it along with much cooing and aweing noises, then they take pictures of the beast to post to instagram or elsewhere with their smrt phones that they can't afford even though they've been given the government lunch at school.

/that's what I've learned today

///obamaphone
 
2014-06-20 11:28:54 PM  
This clever bloke better watch out for stingrays, they make mince meat of his kind.

Can we blame "Swamp People" at all?
 
2014-06-20 11:31:55 PM  
I dunno smitty, I'm sorta leaning Dumbass on this one.
 
2014-06-20 11:36:52 PM  

arkansized: I had a little run in with a 6' gator in one of my ponds this spring.

/ one of us lived to tell the tale
// I hate those things


How do you type with those little clawed feet?
 
2014-06-20 11:38:26 PM  

Hollie Maea: Farking shiat for brains.

I mean, seriously. Hold the camera horizontally.


Well played.
 
2014-06-20 11:45:41 PM  

big pig peaches: arkansized: I had a little run in with a 6' gator in one of my ponds this spring.

/ one of us lived to tell the tale
// I hate those things

How do you type with those little clawed feet?


Could be worse.
The bastard got my belt and shoes...might have taken my shoes, too.
 
2014-06-20 11:46:36 PM  
whoops
belt and purse.
left my shoes.
 
2014-06-20 11:52:57 PM  
I was going to nail subby for wrong tag till I rtfa and found out this was NOT in Florida.
 
2014-06-20 11:59:48 PM  

Oldiron_79: I was going to nail subby for wrong tag till I rtfa and found out this was NOT in Florida.


I think we can all agree that these were honorary floridians.
 
2014-06-21 12:39:33 AM  
They should have just left it as a speedbump
 
2014-06-21 12:43:10 AM  
FTHL: Three amateurs rednecks decide to move alligator off the road  fark with alligator to the point of cruelty, ends exactly like you'd think. Obvious tag trumps dumbass

FTF Subby
 
2014-06-21 12:43:22 AM  

doglover: Rank novices, you mean.

Steve Irwin was an amateur gator man.

[fearlessmen.com image 345x439]


blog.comedycentral.co.uk
 
2014-06-21 12:44:46 AM  
Notable quotes from TFA:

 "I've always been the kind of guy who learns the hard way," said Glen Bonin."

"Despite it all, he says he's learned his lesson."


"Hopefully with therapy I'll be able to straighten out my ring finger and pinky a little bit," Bonin said.
 
2014-06-21 12:46:27 AM  

lamric: baconbeard: So does this mean that there's such a thing as "Professional alligator movers"?

Why yes it does


Click on "other" and check out the last on the list.
 
2014-06-21 01:43:47 AM  
80 stitches in one hand

I'm amazed it was repairable at all.  Must have lucked into some good trauma surgeons.
 
2014-06-21 02:07:10 AM  
FTFA: "I've always been the kind of guy who learns the hard way," said Glen Bonin.

If you do this kind of shiat often enough to "always [be] the kind of guy", then you clearly aren't learning at all.
 
2014-06-21 02:10:44 AM  
Some folk'll never fight a 'gator, and then agin' some folk'll...
 
2014-06-21 04:13:39 AM  
How do you expect them to become expert crocodile movers if they never practice.
 
2014-06-21 04:52:34 AM  
*facepalm*
 
2014-06-21 05:05:47 AM  
prehistoric reptile vs. prehistoric education
 
2014-06-21 06:51:06 AM  

Yaw String: As I watched the vid, I was rooting for the gator the whole time.


So much this.
 
2014-06-21 08:18:04 AM  
Gatorbait.
 
2014-06-21 09:26:16 AM  
"Hi, I'm Cooter and welcome to Hillbilly Jackass"
 
2014-06-21 10:05:40 AM  
"Mobile users, to see the video search "KPLC News" in your App store."

Aaaaanndddd... Go fark yourselves.
 
2014-06-21 10:33:00 AM  
how did the gater get the stench of rotten eggs out of its mouth?

Poor critter, beset upon by idiots
 
2014-06-21 12:53:15 PM  
After all that the retard camera person pans away misses the actual money shot.  Also, is it proper gator wrestling technique to remove your shirt?  If so, what's the "thinking" behind that?  Lastly, during the shiatty video, was hoping that it was the guy in the USA USA shorts that got it, not that I'm un-American, but because if there's anyone I don't want around to represent my country, it's this guy.
 
2014-06-21 11:16:54 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: lamric: baconbeard: So does this mean that there's such a thing as "Professional alligator movers"?

Why yes it does

Click on "other" and check out the last on the list.


Yeti removal, who are they kidding?  Everyone knows Bigfoot's need for resources drove the Yeti to extinction on this continent.
 
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