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(NBC News)   Doctors without borders: "Ebola out of control"   (nbcnews.com ) divider line
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2014-06-20 09:10:01 PM  
11 votes:

shanrick: Games without frontiers-war without tears


Whistling tunes while kissing baboons in the jungle may have been how this whole thing got started

/it's a knockout
2014-06-20 10:27:25 PM  
8 votes:

UsikFark: Which kind of Ebola?


You know the kind people get better from? It's not that kind.
2014-06-20 10:07:57 PM  
8 votes:
Ebola is so 2000. These days, it's iBola.
2014-06-20 09:00:35 PM  
7 votes:
Games without frontiers-war without tears
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-20 08:48:29 PM  
5 votes:
Doctors without borders: Ebola without borders.
2014-06-21 04:01:21 AM  
4 votes:

Prophet of Loss: CodPor: Prophet of Loss: Black Death is estimated to have killed 30-60% of Europe's total population.

That's just Europe.

No shiat, it's just Europe. The rest of the world was not as badly affected. You're not even making a coherent point. Don't hide your own ignorance behind a slew of insults.

Bullshiat. The Middle East was hit hard was well. Keep digging bucko =).


Please stop fighting! That's what the Ebola wants us to do!
2014-06-20 10:49:31 PM  
4 votes:
Good Ebola proof border.
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2014-06-20 10:27:27 PM  
4 votes:
Damned GM, when will they begin recalling the Ebola?
2014-06-20 10:24:50 PM  
4 votes:

Tillmaster: Yeah, I got the references to the song 'Jeux sans Frontieres'. Cool.

If any of you feel like helping Medecins sans Frontieres, heroes by any definition of the term, here is their website.

http://www.msf.org/

Depressingly Americocentric report, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


You sound earnest.

/also, you might not belong here.
2014-06-20 10:24:13 PM  
4 votes:
M-O-O-N, that spells Ebola.
2014-06-21 04:26:40 AM  
3 votes:
Get a mop and a Chemturion suit, snortimer is leaking!

/eewwww, that's him aaaaall over.
2014-06-21 12:34:56 AM  
3 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?


I dunno about you, but I thank the rains down there.
2014-06-21 12:03:23 AM  
3 votes:
Population is out of control, so go Ebola. It's not like there is no more killing and death in Africa anyway. Killing is a business in Africa and business is always booming. Death has a few cabins around the various countries-for-a-year there along with a couple winter and summer homes. He even has a mansion by Obama's birth village in Kenya. There just isn't a whole lot of value to Africa past the diamonds and what not.

Go make a hashtag to feel better.
2014-06-20 11:57:45 PM  
3 votes:
Somewhere, Bono is clapping....

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2014-06-20 11:17:16 PM  
3 votes:
How long before Ebola shows up in the top 100 baby names?
2014-06-20 10:24:56 PM  
3 votes:
Subby's headline reads like a hyperbola.
2014-06-21 02:45:33 AM  
2 votes:

Mija: snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.

If you're worried about overpopulation you should start by offing yourself.


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-06-21 02:32:10 AM  
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: We should make a hashtag. That would stop it.


#YesAllEbola
2014-06-20 11:18:13 PM  
2 votes:
Between Ebola and MERS, things could be looking up!

i1211.photobucket.com
2014-06-20 11:03:45 PM  
2 votes:
Everyone in this thread is awful and I love you all.
2014-06-20 10:45:52 PM  
2 votes:
I think Doctors without Borders could cure everybody just with the money they'd save if they stopped sending me letters asking for money.
2014-06-20 10:44:30 PM  
2 votes:
Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?
2014-06-20 10:44:21 PM  
2 votes:
♫ ♫ Ebola and ivory...♫ ♫
2014-06-20 10:33:52 PM  
2 votes:
s2.quickmeme.com

www.kazunderworld.com

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-06-20 10:32:26 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.memegenerator.net
2014-06-20 10:16:20 PM  
2 votes:
images4.static-bluray.com
2014-06-20 10:12:39 PM  
2 votes:
...and that's why you need borders.
2014-06-20 10:02:49 PM  
2 votes:
7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.
2014-06-20 09:29:05 PM  
2 votes:
If looks could kill they probably will.
2014-06-21 08:20:36 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: Games without frontiers-war without tears

Whistling tunes while kissing baboons in the jungle may have been how this whole thing got started

/it's a knockout


Ebola's so popular.
2014-06-21 03:22:27 AM  
1 vote:
For the price of just one cup of coffee, I could feed a starving child in Africa for a day.
Or I could have a cup of coffee that day.
That's not really a difficult decision.
2014-06-21 02:15:42 AM  
1 vote:

Abaddon The Derpspoiler: Population is out of control, so go Ebola. It's not like there is no more killing and death in Africa anyway. Killing is a business in Africa and business is always booming. Death has a few cabins around the various countries-for-a-year there along with a couple winter and summer homes. He even has a mansion by Obama's birth ANCESTRAL, BUT SEE, I'M AN IDIOT, SO THERE LIBS!! village in Kenya. There just isn't a whole lot of value to Africa past the diamonds and what not.

Go make a hashtag to feel better.


Fixed that for you, D!ck.
2014-06-21 02:04:26 AM  
1 vote:

snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.


If you're worried about overpopulation you should start by offing yourself.
2014-06-21 02:02:22 AM  
1 vote:

tylerdurden217: Let's just give up.


I gave up giving up for Lent. When is Lent again?
2014-06-21 01:41:28 AM  
1 vote:

tylerdurden217: Let's just give up.


I'ma give up on leaving my house.

/starts making shopping list for the inevitable outbreak
//please leave the internet in 'auto' mode...
2014-06-21 01:16:28 AM  
1 vote:
Ebola is back; Herman Caine is back. Trifecta in play?
2014-06-21 12:17:02 AM  
1 vote:

cdn.breitbart.comThanks, Fartbola!

2014-06-20 11:52:21 PM  
1 vote:
i61.tinypic.com

Doctor within Borders.
ecl
2014-06-20 11:23:51 PM  
1 vote:

netcentric: Wait...   330 people ???

That hardly seems like a lot.


Probably more people died last month from bad clams


Nothing worse than a bad clam.
2014-06-20 11:23:26 PM  
1 vote:

Ryker's Peninsula: Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?


www.setorviponline.com.br
2014-06-20 11:20:04 PM  
1 vote:
Ebolas be crazy.
2014-06-20 11:18:26 PM  
1 vote:

Ryker's Peninsula: Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?


I don't think I ever even pretended to care
2014-06-20 11:11:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wait...   330 people ???

That hardly seems like a lot.


Probably more people died last month from bad clams
2014-06-20 11:08:59 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: teenage mutant ninja rapist: snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.

I'm with you I say time to cull the heard. Every life isn't sacred and every sperm is not blessed.

Several attempts to spread it to India have already failed. A billion people crowded into dense cities with no sanitation systems weeded out the weak immune systems hundreds of years ago.


Ebola has nothing on that holy river.
2014-06-20 11:04:08 PM  
1 vote:

AeAe: Ebola then spreads in the community through human-to-human transmission, with infection resulting from direct contact (through broken skin or mucous membranes) with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected people, and indirect contact with environments contaminated with such fluids.

.. so it's not airborne.  Just don't touch people or unknown fluids.


Yet...

Just wait until the player evolves the "Extreme Bioaerosol" method of transmission...
2014-06-20 11:01:59 PM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: Which kind of Ebola?


The bad kind. The good kind kills everyone so fast, it burns out.
2014-06-20 10:49:12 PM  
1 vote:
So what's the bigger threat to me?

This shiat or the ISIS people?

Have a couple guns so I'm guessing ebola.
2014-06-20 10:46:07 PM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: Only one man can save us now.

[i.imgur.com image 450x344]


I got some E-1101 in the freezer.
2014-06-20 10:42:35 PM  
1 vote:

MemeSlave: It will run its course until something hits the West, because brown.

Can you imagine when this hits Paris or London?


Uh, they have been trying damn hard to cointain it.

IT doesn't help when relatives *storm the hospitals* to force sick family members out of quarantine.
2014-06-20 10:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
It will run its course until something hits the West, because brown.

Can you imagine when this hits Paris or London?
2014-06-20 10:32:22 PM  
1 vote:
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... OK, maybe they should have skipped the fruit bats."
2014-06-20 10:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
Eyes, ears, nose, gums, anus, genitalia. Then your cells start bursting inside your body and the virus spreads. Then things get serious.
2014-06-20 10:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
That which doesn't kill you only makes you weep blood out of your pores.
2014-06-20 09:42:20 PM  
1 vote:
fark Madagascar I'm lockin' shiat down!
 
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