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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-20 08:48:29 PM
Doctors without borders: Ebola without borders.
 
2014-06-20 09:00:35 PM
Games without frontiers-war without tears
 
2014-06-20 09:10:01 PM

shanrick: Games without frontiers-war without tears


Whistling tunes while kissing baboons in the jungle may have been how this whole thing got started

/it's a knockout
 
2014-06-20 09:29:05 PM
If looks could kill they probably will.
 
2014-06-20 09:42:20 PM
fark Madagascar I'm lockin' shiat down!
 
2014-06-20 10:02:49 PM
7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.
 
2014-06-20 10:04:25 PM
Which kind of Ebola?
 
2014-06-20 10:05:29 PM
That which doesn't kill you only makes you weep blood out of your pores.
 
2014-06-20 10:05:59 PM
Ebola attaching to human mucous membranes: humans are delicious.
 
2014-06-20 10:07:57 PM
Ebola is so 2000. These days, it's iBola.
 
2014-06-20 10:08:08 PM
Nevermind:

Genetic analysis of the virus indicates that it is closely related (97% identical) to variants of Ebola virus (species Zaire ebolavirus) identified earlier in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Gabon
 
2014-06-20 10:09:14 PM

UsikFark: Which kind of Ebola?


The exploding kind.
 
2014-06-20 10:10:21 PM
Only one man can save us now.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-20 10:10:57 PM
Yeah, I got the references to the song 'Jeux sans Frontieres'. Cool.

If any of you feel like helping Medecins sans Frontieres, heroes by any definition of the term, here is their website.

http://www.msf.org/

Depressingly Americocentric report, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-06-20 10:12:16 PM
Eyes, ears, nose, gums, anus, genitalia. Then your cells start bursting inside your body and the virus spreads. Then things get serious.
 
2014-06-20 10:12:39 PM
...and that's why you need borders.
 
2014-06-20 10:16:20 PM
images4.static-bluray.com
 
ecl
2014-06-20 10:21:13 PM

Tillmaster: Yeah, I got the references to the song 'Jeux sans Frontieres'. Cool.

If any of you feel like helping Medecins sans Frontieres, heroes by any definition of the term, here is their website.

http://www.msf.org/

Depressingly Americocentric report, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


Which part had emphasis on America?
 
2014-06-20 10:24:13 PM
M-O-O-N, that spells Ebola.
 
2014-06-20 10:24:50 PM

Tillmaster: Yeah, I got the references to the song 'Jeux sans Frontieres'. Cool.

If any of you feel like helping Medecins sans Frontieres, heroes by any definition of the term, here is their website.

http://www.msf.org/

Depressingly Americocentric report, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


You sound earnest.

/also, you might not belong here.
 
2014-06-20 10:24:56 PM
Subby's headline reads like a hyperbola.
 
2014-06-20 10:27:25 PM

UsikFark: Which kind of Ebola?


You know the kind people get better from? It's not that kind.
 
2014-06-20 10:27:27 PM
Damned GM, when will they begin recalling the Ebola?
 
2014-06-20 10:32:22 PM
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... OK, maybe they should have skipped the fruit bats."
 
2014-06-20 10:32:26 PM
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-06-20 10:32:58 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-20 10:33:52 PM
s2.quickmeme.com

www.kazunderworld.com

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-20 10:37:10 PM
It will run its course until something hits the West, because brown.

Can you imagine when this hits Paris or London?
 
KIA
2014-06-20 10:38:21 PM
Meh, let's wait until it reaches the Ganges and then make a decision.
 
2014-06-20 10:42:35 PM

MemeSlave: It will run its course until something hits the West, because brown.

Can you imagine when this hits Paris or London?


Uh, they have been trying damn hard to cointain it.

IT doesn't help when relatives *storm the hospitals* to force sick family members out of quarantine.
 
2014-06-20 10:44:21 PM
♫ ♫ Ebola and ivory...♫ ♫
 
2014-06-20 10:44:30 PM
Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?
 
2014-06-20 10:45:33 PM

snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.


I'm with you I say time to cull the heard. Every life isn't sacred and every sperm is not blessed.
 
2014-06-20 10:45:52 PM
I think Doctors without Borders could cure everybody just with the money they'd save if they stopped sending me letters asking for money.
 
2014-06-20 10:46:07 PM

Snapper Carr: Only one man can save us now.

[i.imgur.com image 450x344]


I got some E-1101 in the freezer.
 
2014-06-20 10:49:12 PM
So what's the bigger threat to me?

This shiat or the ISIS people?

Have a couple guns so I'm guessing ebola.
 
2014-06-20 10:49:18 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Can we please stop pretending to care about Africa?


I don't think the first world -ever- actually pretended to care about Africa.
What they care about is this escaping Africa and winding up somewhere it will affect property values.
 
2014-06-20 10:49:31 PM
Good Ebola proof border.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-20 10:54:33 PM
and thomas malthus just laughs
 
2014-06-20 10:56:26 PM
Let's let thousands of illegals pour over the southern border the air transport them to different places around the country.
 
2014-06-20 11:00:11 PM
Ebola then spreads in the community through human-to-human transmission, with infection resulting from direct contact (through broken skin or mucous membranes) with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected people, and indirect contact with environments contaminated with such fluids.

.. so it's not airborne.  Just don't touch people or unknown fluids.
 
2014-06-20 11:01:59 PM

UsikFark: Which kind of Ebola?


The bad kind. The good kind kills everyone so fast, it burns out.
 
2014-06-20 11:03:45 PM
Everyone in this thread is awful and I love you all.
 
2014-06-20 11:04:08 PM

AeAe: Ebola then spreads in the community through human-to-human transmission, with infection resulting from direct contact (through broken skin or mucous membranes) with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected people, and indirect contact with environments contaminated with such fluids.

.. so it's not airborne.  Just don't touch people or unknown fluids.


Yet...

Just wait until the player evolves the "Extreme Bioaerosol" method of transmission...
 
2014-06-20 11:04:33 PM

AeAe: .. so it's not airborne


that would be a big 'not yet'... this hasn't exactly had a sustained human outbreak yet. these things happen.
 
2014-06-20 11:05:34 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.

I'm with you I say time to cull the heard. Every life isn't sacred and every sperm is not blessed.


Several attempts to spread it to India have already failed. A billion people crowded into dense cities with no sanitation systems weeded out the weak immune systems hundreds of years ago.
 
2014-06-20 11:07:42 PM

Ivan the Tolerable: AeAe: .. so it's not airborne

that would be a big 'not yet'... this hasn't exactly had a sustained human outbreak yet. these things happen.


It has to mutate to an airborne variant, right?
 
2014-06-20 11:08:59 PM

wildcardjack: teenage mutant ninja rapist: snortimer: 7 billion people in the world, i say let it run its natural course!

/don't care if you think im a dick.

I'm with you I say time to cull the heard. Every life isn't sacred and every sperm is not blessed.

Several attempts to spread it to India have already failed. A billion people crowded into dense cities with no sanitation systems weeded out the weak immune systems hundreds of years ago.


Ebola has nothing on that holy river.
 
2014-06-20 11:11:53 PM
Wait...   330 people ???

That hardly seems like a lot.


Probably more people died last month from bad clams
 
2014-06-20 11:14:14 PM
Captain Tripps happened around the middle of June...
 
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