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(Daily Mail)   Because if you're an A list celebrity couple and your kids love skateboarding, you certainly can't have them mingling with the common folk   ( divider line
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9071 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Jun 2014 at 11:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-20 11:36:58 PM  
5 votes:
They have roughly eleventy bajillion dollars and a shiatload of kids, why wouldn't they build a skate park?
2014-06-21 02:00:33 AM  
4 votes:
So if you're rich, it's OK to build a tennis court, basketball court, swimming pool, putting green, etc. so you "don't have to mingle with the common folk." But if you build a skate park, suddenly you're elitist? Some other headlines you could have gone with, subby:

If you're an A-list celebrity couple and YOU'RE FARKING AWESOME you could build a skate park in your backyard for your kids and their friends.

If you're an A-list celebrity couple dealing with stalkers, death threats, and paparazzi every single day of your life, you could build a skate park at your house where your kids are safer.
2014-06-20 11:57:37 PM  
3 votes:
Well, you can't have them mingling with paparazzi, which being Pitt and Jolie's kids, is liable to happen to them every time they step outside their house. Paparazzi are why we can't have nice things.
2014-06-21 09:08:26 PM  
2 votes:
Can I say fawning things and defend the rich too? I wanna defend the rich like you guys are!
2014-06-21 12:27:04 AM  
2 votes:
Awesome. Lucky kids.
2014-06-21 12:03:34 AM  
2 votes:
Presumptuous and judgemental headline reeks of butthurt.
2014-06-20 10:34:24 PM  
2 votes:
Are you kidding? Do you know how excited some little kids would be to have that? If I had the money, I'd do it.
and then when they outgrow it, I can afford to have the whole place redone.
2014-06-20 09:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
It is their money.
2014-06-21 08:44:58 AM  
1 vote:
Surprised at this thread.Those two actually did something that everyone isn't busting their balls about.
2014-06-21 12:29:23 AM  
1 vote:
Ya, usually I'm the first one to say that celebrities have over inflated egos and are pompous jackasses but I really have no problem with this.  Hardly any different then say building a pool in your yard.
2014-06-21 12:12:33 AM  
1 vote:
Their house is modest. Where is the golf course, the helipad? It's not even located on a private island. Just do a GIS for Hamptons Mansion and you'll see what I'm talking about.
2014-06-21 12:01:20 AM  
1 vote:
Uh, subbmitard, sometimes parents do something to foster a kids interest, people with more money can do it on a grander scale.
/had a small temp as a kid
//this is nothing compared to Tony Hawk's back yard
2014-06-20 11:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
The Girl Interrupted star

Of all the movies she's done THAT'S the one they go with?
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