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2014-06-20 06:28:16 PM
"A First Grader Could Run America Better" said Herman Cain.

Maybe, but you didn't get the chance.
 
2014-06-20 06:32:04 PM
So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?
 
2014-06-20 06:32:36 PM
Was he in Uzbekibekibekistan?
 
2014-06-20 06:40:53 PM

jasonvatch: "A First Grader Could Run America Better" said Herman Cain.

Maybe, but you didn't get the chance.


After 8 years of Bush, a first grader would be an improvement
 
2014-06-20 06:45:39 PM
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

Go away you barking lunatic.
 
2014-06-20 06:55:04 PM
media.mintdesignblog.com
 
2014-06-20 07:10:56 PM
In pog form?

/milhouse
 
2014-06-20 08:59:30 PM
Give him a few minutes and he'll stick his size nineninenines in his mouth again
 
2014-06-20 09:06:44 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In pog form?

/milhouse


sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-06-20 09:21:02 PM
 
2014-06-20 09:48:23 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: In pog form?

/milhouse


That would've been a good addition to the headline.
 
2014-06-20 09:51:14 PM
You advanced a flat tax plan that sounded more like a pizza ad. No one takes you seriously now and no one took you seriously then. You were the GOP's black friend they used to pretend they care about anyone other than rich, white males.
 
2014-06-20 09:52:35 PM

kronicfeld: So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?


That's like people who say, "Those illegal immigrants come over here, they can't speak the language they have no skills and they steal our jerbs!"
 
2014-06-20 10:02:07 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww shucky ducky!
 
2014-06-20 10:02:21 PM
We get it?
 
2014-06-20 10:09:55 PM
A first grader could run America better?

Well, that bar's over the GOP's head for sure.
 
2014-06-20 10:11:01 PM
Dick and Jane books were published with many more than 3 pages..

Herman Cain Pledges Not To Sign Any Bill Longer Than Three Pages
 
2014-06-20 10:11:57 PM

Peter von Nostrand: You advanced a flat tax plan that sounded more like a pizza ad. No one takes you seriously now and no one took you seriously then. You were the GOP's black friend they used to pretend they care about anyone other than rich, white males.


Scarily, people took him seriously enough to try to get him elected.

Kind of how jingoists on the right take Allen West seriously, and apologize for his actions.
 
2014-06-20 10:13:21 PM
Best
 
2014-06-20 10:14:43 PM
Oh come on:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-20 10:15:57 PM
I am in COMPLETE agreement with Herman!

We have got to get out there and out-vote the stupid people!!
 
2014-06-20 10:16:07 PM

Wyckyd Sceptre: The greatest interview in the history of politics


Not a daily show can but that was hilarious. And kudos to Cain for doing the bit.
 
2014-06-20 10:19:00 PM

hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: You advanced a flat tax plan that sounded more like a pizza ad. No one takes you seriously now and no one took you seriously then. You were the GOP's black friend they used to pretend they care about anyone other than rich, white males.

Scarily, people took him seriously enough to try to get him elected.

Kind of how jingoists on the right take Allen West seriously, and apologize for his actions.


Yeah, good point. I had a guy at work talk him up to me for about 5 minutes one day. We he got to the 5 - 5 - 5 plan I couldn't take it anymore
 
2014-06-20 10:19:08 PM
Come on guys, I'm sure his political views have evolved since we last saw him
images.politico.com
 
2014-06-20 10:24:39 PM
This is coming from a man who tried to pass off a pizza deal as a viable tax plan.
 
2014-06-20 10:26:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-20 10:27:05 PM
Came for creepy Cain smiling GIF.  Leaving happily surprised.
 
2014-06-20 10:27:23 PM
Nine! Nine!  Nine!
 
2014-06-20 10:29:03 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nine! Nine!  Nine!

 
2014-06-20 10:29:30 PM
African-American, subby, please.
 
2014-06-20 10:31:20 PM
ftfa: "Cain also exhorted the half-filled ballroom at Washington, DC's Omni Shoreham hotel to inform themselves and get active in politics. They needed to get involved because, as he put it, "stupid people [who do vote and volunteer] are ruining America."
Those in the room need to outnumber those "stupid people,"


Project much?
 
2014-06-20 10:31:43 PM
Cain, Romney, Perry, Paul(Jr.), Santorum...Cruz batting for Bachmann...looks like another thunderpstorm on the horizon.
 
2014-06-20 10:36:30 PM

ginandbacon: NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!


cdn.static.ovimg.com

"Twenty-seven!"
 
2014-06-20 10:43:57 PM
Let's not forget this particularly grotesque piece of carefully composed mind-f*ck from our friendly former pizza slinger, screams and all.

probably NSFW
 
2014-06-20 10:54:10 PM
I listen to Herman Cain from time to time... besides being hilarious he definitely understands and brings attention to the issues that stops small businesses from succeeding in America, and it does seem like the government continually has policies that works against small business owners.

As far as Cain being able to deal with issues like foreign policy or cultural concerns, I think he's out of his league.
 
2014-06-20 10:56:19 PM

kronicfeld: So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?


This is, without a doubt, the best comment of the year!

brandynbold.com
 
2014-06-20 11:03:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 11:04:44 PM
believe it or not, people, but godfather's used to be really good pizza.
 
2014-06-20 11:06:01 PM
What about the big potato moths?
 
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2014-06-20 11:06:16 PM

Kittypie070: Let's not forget this particularly grotesque piece of carefully composed mind-f*ck from our friendly former pizza slinger, screams and all.

probably NSFW


OMG ahahahahaha.  Now I'm laughing AND I feel like a dickhead.  Thank YOU Herman Cain.
 
2014-06-20 11:08:29 PM

Samuel Beale's Ghost: kronicfeld: So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?

This is, without a doubt, the best comment of the year!


Sorry to interrupt some back-patting and caressing, but he lost the election do to the electorate, not because of a lower intelligence. By your logic, Bush was the most intelligent in 2000 and 2004.
 
2014-06-20 11:08:33 PM

Omahawg: believe it or not, people, but godfather's used to be really good pizza.


You're right, back when they used what seemed like real meat. Around the mid 90s, they started cheaping out on ingredients. Suddenly the sauce was basically ketchup and the sausage tasted like erasers.
 
2014-06-20 11:08:34 PM

Kittypie070: Let's not forget this particularly grotesque piece of carefully composed mind-f*ck from our friendly former pizza slinger, screams and all.

probably NSFW


Ho-leeee f*ck.... I hadn't seen that before.  Was that a commercial with him singing?  If so, grotesque is the perfect word.

Just, goddamn.  This is what right-wingers eat up and support.  Just f*cking shameful.
 
2014-06-20 11:10:36 PM

Esc7: Oh come on:
[i.imgur.com image 320x180]


Came in for a box of Herman'sGrin.Gif silver, and walked out with unexpected gold instead.  Thank you!
 
2014-06-20 11:11:08 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Kittypie070: Let's not forget this particularly grotesque piece of carefully composed mind-f*ck from our friendly former pizza slinger, screams and all.

probably NSFW

Ho-leeee f*ck.... I hadn't seen that before.  Was that a commercial with him singing?  If so, grotesque is the perfect word.

Just, goddamn.  This is what right-wingers eat up and support.  Just f*cking shameful.


Yea, but if you replace the imagery with anything other than American victims, it's eaten up and people ask for seconds.

/I do agree the singing was grotesque
 
2014-06-20 11:13:03 PM

kronicfeld: So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?


He's jus' a dude who lost to a dude who don' know wha dookie iiiiiiss!!!!

screencrave.com
 
2014-06-20 11:14:23 PM

Tetrazphere: Samuel Beale's Ghost: kronicfeld: So you're saying that you lost to the guy who lost to the guy who is worse than a first grader?

This is, without a doubt, the best comment of the year!

Sorry to interrupt some back-patting and caressing, but he lost the election do to the electorate, not because of a lower intelligence. By your logic, Bush was the most intelligent in 2000 and 2004.


Do you know why we know you flunked reading comprehension?  BTW its "due" not "do"
 
2014-06-20 11:15:30 PM
I've been here for a while but posting that shiat with a hero tag is causing me to consider leaving.

Farking POS  bastards.
 
2014-06-20 11:18:01 PM
In the video Cain is asked if he agrees with Obama's support for the rebels against Muammar Gaddafi. Cain said: "I do not agree with the way he handled it, for the following reason." After hesitation and shifting in his seat, he said: "Uh, nope, that's, that's a different one. ... see, I got to go back, see. Got all this stuff twirling around in my head.  As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/15/herman-cain-libya-blund er -doubt
 
2014-06-20 11:19:15 PM
We get it. He's black.
 
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