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(Betabeat)   App lets you send dick pics to a doc to see if you've got an STD   (betabeat.com) divider line 67
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2014-06-20 08:52:53 PM  
or, for....whatever.
 
2014-06-20 08:59:01 PM  
Can I just send them dick pics for fun?
 
2014-06-20 09:16:51 PM  
I like this app. Finally, my dick pics will be going to educated, credentialed people. Instead of the riff-raff that's been getting them, which includes ex-girlfriends, their female friends, the girl at the donut shop, the people at the car wash, whoever has to maintain the copiers at the local copy shop, everybody on my email list, my mom's friends, people who get the wrong number and text me by accident, and about half of Congress.
 
2014-06-20 09:27:55 PM  
Then they blackmail you with them.
 
2014-06-20 09:30:03 PM  
Nobody wants to see me pick my dick. I've asked around, trust me.
 
2014-06-20 09:30:27 PM  
That's no fun . The last time my doc checked out my junk she seemed to enjoy it . I thought she was supposed to wear gloves , but whatever .....
 
2014-06-20 09:31:29 PM  
"Does this look swollen to you?"
 
2014-06-20 09:32:23 PM  
Please no UWIE!

/just saying...
 
2014-06-20 09:32:41 PM  
And if you even have to ask, the answer is probably 'yes'.
 
2014-06-20 09:33:08 PM  
I just send em to TFettes.
 
2014-06-20 09:34:50 PM  
If you want festering dicks just look at the comments in TFA.
 
2014-06-20 09:36:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Can I just send them dick pics for fun?


nothing like sending a few crank shots to pass the time on those lazy summer days ...
 
2014-06-20 09:39:49 PM  
This app could be the single best troll app ever. If it is, I salute the person who came up with it, although I hope that they used their ex's email account for all of those incoming pics.
 
2014-06-20 09:40:18 PM  
I got an STD from that app.
 
2014-06-20 09:42:34 PM  

BitwiseShift: I got an STD from that app.


You should wash your phone.
 
2014-06-20 09:42:54 PM  
How fast do you get an answer?

*stalls the guy*
 
2014-06-20 09:44:48 PM  
in before Roriguez's Dotor.jpg
 
2014-06-20 09:48:37 PM  
That what the dev tells you but it actually just sends the pics to random hospital staff.
 
2014-06-20 09:51:45 PM  
There's a coincidence.  I've got a similar service for mammograms.
 
2014-06-20 09:52:00 PM  
At least it will be to a professional for a change.
 
2014-06-20 09:52:47 PM  
Chat Roulette's back?
 
2014-06-20 09:53:52 PM  
I'm going to send them sooooo much weird stuff from my inbox.

I will report back.
 
2014-06-20 09:55:12 PM  
Hey doc I have the weirdest boner right now LOL.
 
2014-06-20 09:57:00 PM  

Fritriac: Please no UWIE!

/just saying...


GIS for uwie is surprisingly fairly good.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-20 09:57:05 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: Hey doc I have the weirdest boner right now LOL.


#dicksofherpes #yolo #itburns
 
2014-06-20 09:59:04 PM  
I think they're confusing this with Craigslist.
 
2014-06-20 10:11:07 PM  
Polaroid did it first.
 
2014-06-20 10:11:55 PM  

megarian: I'm going to send them sooooo much weird stuff from my inbox.

I will report back.


Everything but the bathroom sink?
 
2014-06-20 10:13:55 PM  

lindalouwho: megarian: I'm going to send them sooooo much weird stuff from my inbox.

I will report back.

Everything but the bathroom sink?


LOOOOOOL
 
2014-06-20 10:18:40 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Polaroid did it first.


Parks and Recreation did it first.

Although I am curious how many people are going to do this just to get a thrill that someone else is looking at their junk for less than what a usual doctor's visit would cost.
 
2014-06-20 10:23:24 PM  

Lsherm: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Polaroid did it first.

Parks and Recreation did it first.

Although I am curious how many people are going to do this just to get a thrill that someone else is looking at their junk for less than what a usual doctor's visit would cost.


That sentence could have just ended after "junk".
 
2014-06-20 10:29:48 PM  
I'd rather send mine to Ann Perkins
 
2014-06-20 10:30:11 PM  

lordargent: And if you even have to ask, the answer is probably 'yes'.


Wow, what a collection of assholes.
 
2014-06-20 10:37:27 PM  
Hey doc, does this smell weird to you? Smell-o-vision, the next new thing.
 
2014-06-20 10:39:49 PM  
static3.businessinsider.com

"That's it! THAT'S who I meant to send it to! Vote for me!"
 
2014-06-20 10:46:22 PM  
Does your dick have anything different about it than it did when you were 8?

Yes?

You're infected.

/it really is that simple
 
2014-06-20 10:52:46 PM  
So this guy goes to the Doc and the Doc tells him he's got VD, The guy says, yeah I know but my Wife wants to know if I can get rid of the VD but Keep the Warts,
 
2014-06-20 10:55:41 PM  
want to have a good time? do a GIS for infected penis

/i dare you
 
2014-06-20 10:58:33 PM  

DubtodaIll: BitwiseShift: I got an STD from that app.

You should wash your phone.


Better hope the bacteria isn't resistant to the soap.
 
2014-06-20 11:01:28 PM  
bie?

eip

yeah, I'll send you a dick pic if you'd like
 
2014-06-20 11:04:56 PM  
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-06-20 11:06:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Does your dick have anything different about it than it did when you were 8?

Yes?

You're infected.

/it really is that simple


All this rapid hair growth isn't normal? Sweet Jesus! I have some calls to make.
 
2014-06-20 11:14:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Does your dick have anything different about it than it did when you were 8?

Yes?

You're infected.

/it really is that simple


All I know is I just did a GIS for 8 year old dick to make sure I was OK, and there is a knock at my door.
 
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2014-06-20 11:15:03 PM  
or in canada, use

medeo.ca

to visit a real doctor.  for free :)
 
2014-06-20 11:30:10 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: If you want festering dicks just look at the comments in TFA.


yeah, no kidding. Wow, are people really THAT filled with hate? Christ!
 
2014-06-20 11:33:53 PM  
I seriously need to create an app where people will send me these pics. I'm not really crazy about the idea of seeing all the possible diseases though.

Where do you learn to create an app?
 
2014-06-21 01:10:52 AM  
*snaps pic*
*texts "does this look like a Q to you?"*

/giggity
 
2014-06-21 01:15:53 AM  
That's nuts. If you caught an STD you can see, what about the ones you can't see? Sounds dangerous.
 
2014-06-21 01:25:08 AM  

poison_amy: I seriously need to create an app where people will send me these pics. I'm not really crazy about the idea of seeing all the possible diseases though.

Where do you learn to create an app?


Just post on Fark and you'll get plenty of unsolicited WIE :), no app needed.

/EIP
 
2014-06-21 01:27:51 AM  

audiblesmile: That's nuts. If you caught an STD you can see, what about the ones you can't see? Sounds dangerous.


Pretty much this....can you see genital warts?  Can you see the clap?  Hey, if you're dick is constantly oozing you may want to actually see a doctor and get some antibiotics.  If you can actually diagnose your STD from a picture that you e-mail to a doctor, you're in bad shape.

They even have free clinics for this kind of thing.
 
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