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(Huffington Post)   Michele Bachmann thinks Benghazi should disqualify Hillary Clinton from the presidency   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 149
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2014-06-20 06:11:00 PM  
Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!
 
2014-06-20 06:16:01 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


Derp.
 
2014-06-20 07:01:06 PM  
You know what disqualifies Bachmann from the presidency? Literally every thought in her moronic little head and every word out of her vapid little mouth.
 
2014-06-20 08:08:53 PM  
I am pretty sure that's not in the constitution.
 
2014-06-20 08:34:26 PM  
Let's be honest, Michelle has the Stepford Wive's thousand yard stare down, so the best she can hope for is being first lady.

Seriously, what is it with Republican women having such dead eyes? They're like soulless succubi or something.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-20 08:41:19 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


Good trolling.  You are getting much better.
 
2014-06-20 08:44:32 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong. To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.


FTFY. Why? Because the voters won't if the candidate just tells the truth, and because flinging sh*t is considered electioneering. And something about Fox News.
 
2014-06-20 08:44:59 PM  

vpb: SauronWasFramed:
Good trolling.  You are getting much better.


Nah. Not really.
 
2014-06-20 08:46:56 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


Way to post something, bro. You certainly put words on Fark.
 
2014-06-20 08:48:20 PM  
Michelle Bachmann is an attractive crazy woman. Opposites attract. We might get along for sex. Marcus wouldn't care.
 
2014-06-20 08:54:05 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Seriously, what is it with Republican women having such dead eyes? They're like soulless succubi or something.


It must be a side effect, similar to the fundy rictus.
 
2014-06-20 09:04:11 PM  

vpb: SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!

Good trolling.  You are getting much better.


Few people win my favored WGA status right out of the gate

/only took two posts for that one
 
2014-06-20 09:05:58 PM  

Delay: Michelle Bachmann is an attractive crazy woman. Opposites attract. We might get along for sex. Marcus wouldn't care.


Watch your 6.
 
2014-06-20 09:11:06 PM  
Hey, Michele...How about you ask your GOP buddy, Paul Ryan about voting for that $400 million cut from the Embassy Safety Funding? Or have you forgotten about that already?
 
2014-06-20 09:21:09 PM  
Headline wrong after the second word.
 
2014-06-20 09:21:40 PM  

vpb: SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!

Good trolling.  You are getting much better.



Don't coddle the trolls.
 
2014-06-20 09:22:36 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


Nixon, you dolt!
 
2014-06-20 09:23:31 PM  
Is Hillary Clinton over the age of 35?  Is she a natural born American citizen?  Then she is qualified...
 
2014-06-20 09:23:42 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


I honestly have no idea why I haven't favorited!ed you yet..    I mean there is no point in hearing whatever ridiculous rubbish you are about to spew..  I can just imagine a stupid backwards way of looking at things in my head and you won't be missed..    so *favorited!*..   have a good one..
 
2014-06-20 09:23:58 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Let's be honest, Michelle has the Stepford Wive's thousand yard stare down, so the best she can hope for is being first lady.


Wait, the husbands of Stepford were all gay?  It all makes so much sense now!
 
2014-06-20 09:24:21 PM  
I'd attend more to the potted plant in the corner than MB.
 
2014-06-20 09:25:27 PM  

Sho_Nuff: SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!

I honestly have no idea why I haven't favorited!ed you yet..    I mean there is no point in hearing whatever ridiculous rubbish you are about to spew..  I can just imagine a stupid backwards way of looking at things in my head and you won't be missed..    so *favorited!*..   have a good one..


oh snap..  pwnd..   well you get the idea..
 
2014-06-20 09:26:39 PM  

vpb: SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!

Good trolling.  You are getting much better.


Aw, come on. Just because it's Friday night doesn't mean you have to completely relax your standards.
 
2014-06-20 09:27:25 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 09:29:23 PM  
Michele Bachmann thinks Benghazi being a democrat should disqualify Hilary Clinton from the presidency
 
2014-06-20 09:29:25 PM  
Michelle Bachman thinks? Headline is false at the first verb.
 
2014-06-20 09:30:42 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


Republicans are totally as honest as the day is long.  No Republican has ever ever lied about anything, ever.
 
2014-06-20 09:31:58 PM  
She says what the rest of the GOP is thinking!

(Because she has no internal monologue.)
 
2014-06-20 09:32:42 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!

Republicans are totally as honest as the day is long.  No Republican has ever ever lied about anything, ever.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 09:34:05 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: She says what the rest of the GOP is thinking!

(Because she has no internal monologue.)



I bet she shags like a minx.
 
2014-06-20 09:36:45 PM  
Sure she's got the crazy eyes... But just because Marcus has a sweet tooth for the penis, doesn't mean that Michelle Bachmann isn't qualified to sniff farts and eat boogers.
www.minnpost.com
 
2014-06-20 09:37:05 PM  

SilentStrider: Don't coddle the trolls.


He's not exactly a troll.  He shows up in ObamaCare threads with his tale-o-woe (lives in Mississippi, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is the boss-Hogg there), and all these Democrats jump in and analyze his situation, come up with sturdy solutions to his problems, all this happy crap, and he goes away for a few weeks.  It's always the same, a bunch of Democrats trying to help the man, and (Sauron, notice this) not a g-damned Republican has shiat to say.

He's like a jester.
 
2014-06-20 09:38:45 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Let's be honest, Michelle has the Stepford Wive's thousand yard stare down, so the best she can hope for is being first lady.


She's going to marry Hillary?
 
2014-06-20 09:41:30 PM  

Dahnkster: Sure she's got the crazy eyes... But just because Marcus has a sweet tooth for the penis, doesn't mean that Michelle Bachmann isn't qualified to sniff farts and eat boogers.
[www.minnpost.com image 640x468]


He's like a fat Stan Laurel.
 
2014-06-20 09:43:03 PM  
Michelle Bachmann thinks? I do not think that is technically possible
 
2014-06-20 09:43:24 PM  
I didn't know Hilary was running for President of Switzerland. Can she yodel?
 
2014-06-20 09:43:29 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


I was just in another thread you were trolling it.  You must be the rising star around here.
 
2014-06-20 09:48:38 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: You must be the rising star around here.


Yeah.  That's it.
 
2014-06-20 09:50:22 PM  
Michele Bachmann thinks

stoppedrightthere.jpg
 
2014-06-20 09:50:34 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Let's be honest, Michelle has the Stepford Wive's thousand yard stare down, so the best she can hope for is being first lady.

Seriously, what is it with Republican women having such dead eyes? They're like soulless succubi or something.



In Michelle's case, she's become jaded after putting up with years and years of Marcus' constant womanizing. The man is a Kennedy-level poon hound.
 
2014-06-20 09:51:06 PM  
cdn.teamcococdn.com
 
2014-06-20 09:52:12 PM  
Man, their fear is palpable this far in advance.....
 
2014-06-20 09:59:37 PM  

RyansPrivates: Man, their fear is palpable this far in advance.....


I know, they really are already in panic mode and Hillary hasn't even said she is going to run yet...
 
2014-06-20 10:00:34 PM  

Sho_Nuff: Fuggin Bizzy: She says what the rest of the GOP is thinking!

(Because she has no internal monologue.)


I bet she shags like a minx.


Which is why America is in the shiatter: Not even gay men can resist sticking their dick in crazy.
 
2014-06-20 10:03:18 PM  

whatsupchuck: Michele Bachmann thinks

stoppedrightthere.jpg


maldinero: Michelle Bachman thinks? Headline is false at the first verb.


mayIFark: Michelle Bachmann thinks? I do not think that is technically possible


Nothing for me to say.
 
2014-06-20 10:06:48 PM  

SauronWasFramed: Michelle is dead wrong.  To be a president, as a democrat, you have to lie your ass off.  Bill did it, Barack Hussein Obama is doing it, and Hillary is leading the way.

if being a trusted liar were a favorable characteristic, Hillary would be #1!


I dunno. I don't think you're a consummate political liar until you have lied the country into a war.

We can only hope the democrats reach to the heavens for such stars.
 
2014-06-20 10:07:27 PM  
FTA: "And even though the media obsesses on her, it's time for her real interview, and that interview will come from accountability of the American people."

Anyone care to take a shot at translating what in the blue fark she means by this?
 
2014-06-20 10:09:23 PM  
What exactly did Hilary do wrong concerning the Benghazi attacks? What should she have done differently?
Be specific. And please don't use anything that's been debunked dozens of times before.
 
2014-06-20 10:10:59 PM  

donnielove: FTA: "And even though the media obsesses on her, it's time for her real interview, and that interview will come from accountability of the American people."

Anyone care to take a shot at translating what in the blue fark she means by this?


"We're not going to be satisfied until she admits to being guilty of the crimes we've imagined her to be guilty of."
 
2014-06-20 10:11:07 PM  

stoli n coke: HST's Dead Carcass: Let's be honest, Michelle has the Stepford Wive's thousand yard stare down, so the best she can hope for is being first lady.

Seriously, what is it with Republican women having such dead eyes? They're like soulless succubi or something.


In Michelle's case, she's become jaded after putting up with years and years of Marcus' constant womanizing. The man is a Kennedy-level poon hound.


FTFY
 
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