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(My Fox Philly)   Your boss fires you from your job, you burn his truck - it's the Florida way   (myfoxphilly.com) divider line 17
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2014-06-20 08:50:26 PM  
"The good lord did not let everything burn just smoked it up all that's not called for,"

whoa.
 
2014-06-20 11:47:07 PM  
That reporter needs to buy a few punctuation marks. That made my head hurt.

Oh, and learn basic sentence construction. Yeeeeeesh.
 
2014-06-21 12:07:02 AM  
A new way to slow future unemployment.
 
2014-06-21 12:10:20 AM  
After reading Fark, the LAST place in Florida I would go is Volusia County.
 
2014-06-21 12:11:18 AM  
Could be worse, I've heard of people peeing in gas tanks to crapping on someones porch. Wish my fav disgruntled employee website was still up; sadly most of the "real gems" were fake.

/who poops on a porch? really.
 
2014-06-21 12:14:42 AM  
A friend of mine got fired from a sub shop for selling dope on the job and being absent a lot (because it's hard to get to work when you're high on heroin).

So he's all pissed off and tells me one night of his plan to rape the boss's wife as revenge for his firing....

Needless to say that was the final day of our friendship. But then he got kicked out of college, never got around to his revenge plan, and wound up living back at home....
 
2014-06-21 12:57:36 AM  

Misconduc: Could be worse, I've heard of people peeing in gas tanks to crapping on someones porch. Wish my fav disgruntled employee website was still up; sadly most of the "real gems" were fake.

/who poops on a porch? really.


A blind bear who can't see the forest for the trees?
 
2014-06-21 01:06:23 AM  
Serious reporting.

Busted things!

Exclamation marks for emphasis!
 
2014-06-21 01:19:36 AM  
A few years ago in Jacksonville, Fl a lady was reading the classifieds when she saw a ad for a job that sounded like hers with her bosses home phone number listed as the contact, she was livid that they were trying o replace her on the sly and decided to get revenge. She sneaks into the office that weekend, logs into the computer system and purges all the files (she worked for a architectural firm)  she deleted blueprints, plans, and design notes that spanned 5 years, she was arrested and charged with malicious destruction of computer files (a second degree felony).
The kicker was that the ad was not for her replacment but for a admin assistant for the bosses wife who had decided to open a consulting firm but had not closed on her new office space and was doing the initial hiring screen from their home
 
2014-06-21 01:35:37 AM  

Misconduc: Could be worse, I've heard of people peeing in gas tanks to crapping on someones porch. Wish my fav disgruntled employee website was still up; sadly most of the "real gems" were fake.

/who poops on a porch? really.


don't piss in the gas tank, piss in the air conditioning/ventilation system. much better results.

also still like the fish in the trunk, or under the seat move.
 
2014-06-21 01:42:05 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Misconduc: Could be worse, I've heard of people peeing in gas tanks to crapping on someones porch. Wish my fav disgruntled employee website was still up; sadly most of the "real gems" were fake.

/who poops on a porch? really.

don't piss in the gas tank, piss in the air conditioning/ventilation system. much better results.

also still like the fish in the trunk, or under the seat move.


Told my wife once to take the bait bucket out of the trunk once about 2 months ago (we went fishing at the skyway bridge in Tampa), she forgot all about it and the squid we bought was thawing out pretty bad. Well she didn't drive anywhere for 2 days, and the temp hit around 90+.

/I say more then 3 weeks to get the smell out, most of the time leaving the trunk open all day and a few cans of frebreeze that really didn't do shiat.
 
2014-06-21 02:22:09 AM  

Misconduc: some_beer_drinker: Misconduc: Could be worse, I've heard of people peeing in gas tanks to crapping on someones porch. Wish my fav disgruntled employee website was still up; sadly most of the "real gems" were fake.

/who poops on a porch? really.

don't piss in the gas tank, piss in the air conditioning/ventilation system. much better results.

also still like the fish in the trunk, or under the seat move.

Told my wife once to take the bait bucket out of the trunk once about 2 months ago (we went fishing at the skyway bridge in Tampa), she forgot all about it and the squid we bought was thawing out pretty bad. Well she didn't drive anywhere for 2 days, and the temp hit around 90+.

/I say more then 3 weeks to get the smell out, most of the time leaving the trunk open all day and a few cans of frebreeze that really didn't do shiat.


I don't think they sell them anymore, but the old Glade Plug-in things work great if you drop one into a pot of boiling water (never use the pot again for cooking). A Publix cashier turned me on to that about 10 years ago when I was buying a bunch on sale for normal use. She told me it was great for getting the weed smell out if I boiled them. To this day I scour places that still have them like Big Lots. Works like magic.
 
2014-06-21 03:39:32 AM  
Did  this happen at sea level?
 
2014-06-21 05:01:37 AM  
Come on. I don't care where you're from. You've seriously thought about destroying a co-worker's or boss's vehicle.
 
2014-06-21 05:10:14 AM  
Sounds like the (ex)employee has a great future as State of California supervisor.
 
2014-06-21 08:28:34 AM  
 
2014-06-21 01:24:52 PM  
i am guessing that the reporter/writer graduated 8th grade

on fark it is ok to skip lines.

a line skip with indent is for a new paragraph.

maybe they think if you connect sentences then they are a run-on sentence.

it must be his enter button is hit after every period.
 
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