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(Geocities)   Remember the Icy Hot Stuntaz of the Geocities era? The last remaining member is either still living the dream, or he has reached a higher dimension of internet trolling that our minds could never comprehend   (b-shoc.com) divider line 105
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2014-06-20 04:13:56 PM  
Did not see that coming.
 
2014-06-20 04:24:29 PM  

Endive Wombat: Did not see that coming.


So you're saying that you...

*puts on glasses*

...B SHOCked?
 
2014-06-20 04:27:51 PM  
I can't wait to do the Jesus Jump later...
 
2014-06-20 04:39:51 PM  

From Philly to Boston: I can't wait to do the Jesus Jump later...


Is that before or after the Holy Hip Hop?

/mind
//blown
 
2014-06-20 05:06:10 PM  
static2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-06-20 05:06:34 PM  
B-Shoc says he believes in Jesus...

But does he BOlieve?


/paging hundreddollarman
 
2014-06-20 05:07:48 PM  
"With the success came the "rock-star" lifestyle which consisted of partying and women."

Parties and women are not a requirement to be a successful musician.  Neither is Jesus.

This guy is just easily influenced.
 
2014-06-20 05:11:15 PM  
Does he cover "Christian Side Hug"?
 
2014-06-20 05:12:28 PM  

From Philly to Boston: I can't wait to do the Jesus Jump later...


oi58.tinypic.com


Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make ya - Jump Jump
The Mac Son will make ya - Jump Jump
The Mac Ghost will make ya - Jump Jump


 
2014-06-20 05:12:59 PM  
how is this tied to the "Stuntaz"?
 
2014-06-20 05:13:02 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net

Unimpressed.
 
2014-06-20 05:13:26 PM  
 
2014-06-20 05:14:33 PM  
Last remaining member? You mean the other ones are dead? The site wasn't THAT bad.
 
2014-06-20 05:15:04 PM  

Stratohead: how is this tied to the "Stuntaz"?


Mr. Shoc used to be this douche:
www.oocities.org
 
2014-06-20 05:15:52 PM  
LOL, this guy's making Christian trap music.
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:16:25 PM  
HEY YALL! RAISE THE ROOF YALL!! LET JESUS IN YOUR HEARTS YALL! YOYOYOYOYO I'm gonna slow it down for a minute and talk about how much I love Chef BOY-AR-DEEEEE!!!! WHATS UP YALL!?  FEEL THE BEAT YALL! ICY HOT BEATS YALL!
 
2014-06-20 05:16:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: B-Shoc says he believes in Jesus...


He likes Big Book and he cannot lie
 
2014-06-20 05:18:01 PM  
Songs like "Christ-Like Cruzin'"...

You have GOT to be kidding me... Did I hear that wrong?

"2 Deuces in the Air"

Yeah, that song is pretty shiatty.
 
2014-06-20 05:19:03 PM  

puckrock2000: [forums.na.leagueoflegends.com image 302x409]

This is the douche that held a Christian proselytization rally at a public school 3 years ago.


forums.watchuseek.com
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-06-20 05:20:00 PM  
This is a hate crime.
 
2014-06-20 05:20:21 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: B-Shoc says he believes in Jesus...

But does he BOlieve?


/paging hundreddollarman


You can't spell "challenge" without "change." It's hard for an egg to become a bird. But an egg can never learn to fly. If you're going to rise to the challenge, you're going to have to change. You just have to...

i.imgur.com
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:21:28 PM  
cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com

Word on the streets is Blade got shiv'ed in the B-hole while doing a 5 and dime on Loitering after Dark in the Park charges and bled out.

R.I.P. BLADE... YOU WERE ALWAYS MY BOY!
 
2014-06-20 05:21:59 PM  
Straight Ballin
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:24:24 PM  
marc.merlins.org


Mr Freeze took a batarang to the face and was survived by his wife, Ms. Freeze, and their 15 gerbils.
 
2014-06-20 05:25:09 PM  
Freeze is str8 chillin yall

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-20 05:25:41 PM  
I could only make it 1:25 into Jesus Jump. I hate preachy music, but I guess if you don't mind derivative, preachy EDM with him wrapping about the Lord I can see it actually getting some sales.

crazier things have happened.
 
2014-06-20 05:27:10 PM  

ecl: [marc.merlins.org image 640x480]


Mr Freeze took a batarang to the face and was survived by his wife, Ms. Freeze, and their 15 gerbils.



dammit
 
2014-06-20 05:28:34 PM  
I guess it is derivative club music. Hip-hop? I don't know. I have put too much thought into this already.
 
2014-06-20 05:28:44 PM  
Icy Hot Stuntaz...there's a blast from the past!

I would argue they were the original Internet trolls.
 
2014-06-20 05:29:03 PM  

Stratohead: how is this tied to the "Stuntaz"?


This is pretty funny...

http://boingboing.net/2011/01/25/more-white-people-ra.html
 
2014-06-20 05:31:21 PM  

sovietski: Icy Hot Stuntaz...there's a blast from the past!

I would argue they were the original Internet trolls.


Was it ever confirmed that they were just screwing with people or did they try to pull a Tommy Wiseau and claim it was their intent all along after they became a joke?
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:44:26 PM  

Flappyhead: sovietski: Icy Hot Stuntaz...there's a blast from the past!

I would argue they were the original Internet trolls.

Was it ever confirmed that they were just screwing with people or did they try to pull a Tommy Wiseau and claim it was their intent all along after they became a joke?


Everyone needs an Alt right?
 
2014-06-20 05:45:14 PM  
His tour dates are all over the place. Georgia, then Virginia, back to Georgia, then Texas, then Florida, then Virginia, then the Philippines, then Alabama, then back to the Philippines, then Tennessee...and did I catch a 'niner' in there?
 
2014-06-20 05:46:27 PM  
Have they always been Christian rappers? If I had less integrity I would write volumes of Christian based Bible stories. Not that those are bad things, just that I don't believe in them.
 
2014-06-20 05:47:23 PM  

Flappyhead: sovietski: Icy Hot Stuntaz...there's a blast from the past!

I would argue they were the original Internet trolls.

Was it ever confirmed that they were just screwing with people or did they try to pull a Tommy Wiseau and claim it was their intent all along after they became a joke?


I'd guess the latter is more likely. The guy's now a Christian rapper who goes by the name B-Shoc for fark's sake.
 
2014-06-20 05:48:13 PM  

puckrock2000: [oldnewsissoexcitingimage 302x409]

This is the douche that held a Christian proselytization rally at a public school 3 years ago.


Yo G.

This may B-(a)Shok 2 U but not allz of us haz the reup to the B-Shok fanclub newsletter.

PEACE be with you

I'm AUDI  Ca ca ca ca ca Crizzist be wizzist you!
 
2014-06-20 05:49:23 PM  
Douche-bags for Jesus?
 
2014-06-20 05:50:13 PM  
Oh, B-Shoc!

Yeah, it's Da Flame. Apparently, after the Stuntaz were laughed off the Internet, the other two turds moved away (and one even changed his name), but Mr. Flame here kept at it. He went to college in Taccoa, Georgia on a Tennis scholarship and kept hustling rhymes as B-Shoc. Early on, his sound was very influenced by southern bass and crunk. He was like a poor man's Kevin Federline. But getting saved and going all Jesus Fan Club is a new development.

It's nice to see he's found his niche, despite all the haters.
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:50:26 PM  

brap: puckrock2000: [oldnewsissoexcitingimage 302x409]

This is the douche that held a Christian proselytization rally at a public school 3 years ago.

Yo G.

This may B-(a)Shok 2 U but not allz of us haz the reup to the B-Shok fanclub newsletter.

PEACE be with you

I'm AUDI  Ca ca ca ca ca Crizzist be wizzist you!


Satan *IS* wiggedy whack.  Or so I've been tizzold.
 
2014-06-20 05:50:34 PM  

TheJoe03: LOL, this guy's making Christian trap music.


I though you were joking, wow.

But here is some real Icy Hot Stuntaz

How in the hell did I miss this?
 
2014-06-20 05:50:56 PM  
www.panelsonpages.com
B-Shoc is just the rap version of this.
 
2014-06-20 05:51:28 PM  

you are a puppet: His tour dates are all over the place. Georgia, then Virginia, back to Georgia, then Texas, then Florida, then Virginia, then the Philippines, then Alabama, then back to the Philippines, then Tennessee...and did I catch a 'niner' in there?


"touring" small towns and playing in their churches isn't exactly living the dream.
 
2014-06-20 05:52:31 PM  

serial arseonist: Freeze is str8 chillin yall

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x263]


remind me why a stock (except for the colored turn signals) light pick up is pimpin?
also: why are the doors or hatchback open? how does this increase the level of pimpishness?
 
ecl
2014-06-20 05:52:47 PM  

pedobearapproved: you are a puppet: His tour dates are all over the place. Georgia, then Virginia, back to Georgia, then Texas, then Florida, then Virginia, then the Philippines, then Alabama, then back to the Philippines, then Tennessee...and did I catch a 'niner' in there?

"touring" small towns and playing in their churches isn't exactly living the dream.


What if your dream is to play hide the sausage with Youth ministers in haunting silence?
 
2014-06-20 05:54:41 PM  

ecl: brap: puckrock2000: [oldnewsissoexcitingimage 302x409]

This is the douche that held a Christian proselytization rally at a public school 3 years ago.

Yo G.

This may B-(a)Shok 2 U but not allz of us haz the reup to the B-Shok fanclub newsletter.

PEACE be with you

I'm AUDI  Ca ca ca ca ca Crizzist be wizzist you!

Satan *IS* wiggedy whack.  Or so I've been tizzold.


You mean he's not figgy pudding fap?  Well that explains why the cops showed up last Christmas
 
2014-06-20 05:55:31 PM  

ecl: [cosbysweaters.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com image 640x480]

Word on the streets is Blade got shiv'ed in the B-hole while doing a 5 and dime on Loitering after Dark in the Park charges and bled out.

R.I.P. BLADE... YOU WERE ALWAYS MY BOY!


My man Blade was caught LOITERIN'! Now he's facing 5 to 10---dollar fines!

/Eww, girl
//Eww!
 
2014-06-20 05:57:16 PM  

inner ted: also: why are the doors or hatchback open? how does this increase the level of pimpishness?


It's so people can better hear your subwoofer pumpin' phat beatz.
 
2014-06-20 06:00:45 PM  

pedobearapproved: you are a puppet: His tour dates are all over the place. Georgia, then Virginia, back to Georgia, then Texas, then Florida, then Virginia, then the Philippines, then Alabama, then back to the Philippines, then Tennessee...and did I catch a 'niner' in there?

"touring" small towns and playing in their churches isn't exactly living the dream.


It beats working.
 
2014-06-20 06:02:19 PM  

Ishkur: He was like a poor man's Kevin Federline.


I thought Kevin Federline was a poor man's Kevin Federline.
 
2014-06-20 06:02:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Endive Wombat: Did not see that coming.

So you're saying that you...

*puts on glasses*

...B SHOCked?


Yeah, this comment needs more love. I'm on a phone. Would some kind Farker care to throw a proxy "Funny" at this for me?
 
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