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(UPI)   Man allegedly on meth arrested for harassing couple in car he thought was an alien spaceship   (upi.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-20 04:49:18 PM  
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2014-06-20 05:43:20 PM  
To be fair, if I were an alien trying to blend in on Earth, I might disguise my starship as a 1990's 6-cylinder Plymouth, too.
 
2014-06-20 05:43:36 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.

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2014-06-20 05:47:24 PM  
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Separated at birth?
 
2014-06-20 05:47:33 PM  
...later told police that "he was a very big deal and had 100,000 Asian flowers."

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2014-06-20 05:47:40 PM  
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2014-06-20 05:57:48 PM  
Maybe with the drugs he can see through the disguises
 
2014-06-20 05:57:56 PM  
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2014-06-20 06:05:51 PM  
Did the cops ASK the people if they were aliens? It would seem an investigation would be in order.
 
2014-06-20 06:07:34 PM  
Plymouth once made a car called the Satellite.
 
2014-06-20 06:14:50 PM  

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A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate of shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
 
2014-06-20 06:23:35 PM  
Used to be when aliens were found out, they'd just hose a guy down with rum so no one would believe his story. The times, they are a changin'.
 
2014-06-20 06:24:18 PM  
Dramatized, that scene would have been a good commercial to sell the Plymouth Prowler.
 
2014-06-20 06:37:49 PM  
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2014-06-20 06:44:28 PM  

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They're chasing the wrong alien lifeform. Seriously... how many "dogs" can levitate?

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2014-06-20 06:45:55 PM  
Man allegedly on meth arrested for harassing couple in car he thought was an alien spaceship streetlight

/ftfy
 
2014-06-20 06:52:38 PM  
How did this not happen in Florida?
 
2014-06-20 06:54:55 PM  
Sounds legit.
 
2014-06-20 06:56:01 PM  

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A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate of shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.


+1, extremely funny, would read again
 
2014-06-20 07:17:01 PM  
certainly sounds like a meth-E situation.
 
2014-06-20 07:56:25 PM  
I'm really intrigued about how 100,000 Asian flowers makes him a big deal and the thought process leading to it. That is definitely quote worthy for a meth head in Arkansas; I hope to read a book of his aphorisms and witticisms someday.
 
2014-06-20 08:16:05 PM  
When I was at a restaurant, this kid came up and started going up to every table and asking in a very quiet, whispering voice "uh, excuse me, um, am I bothering you?"  And they'd say no, and he'd move on to the next table - "am I bothering you?".  Finally he got to our table and I was like "YES!  You are bothering us!  Please leave!"  and he was like "oh, um, uh, okay."

MDMA, man.  MDMA.
 
2014-06-21 11:45:26 AM  

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They're chasing the wrong alien lifeform. Seriously... how many "dogs" can levitate?

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Their scout troopers must have fallen off.
 
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