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(Gizmodo)   Yo dawg, I heard you liked eating rice with chopsticks, so here are chopsticks made of rice, so you can eat with rice while you eat rice   (gizmodo.com) divider line 22
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2014-06-20 07:32:37 PM  
People who eat everything else with a fork and spoon but use chopsticks when they order out for Chinese food are annoying.
 
2014-06-20 07:56:00 PM  

Mugato: People who eat everything else with a fork and spoon but use chopsticks when they order out for Chinese food are annoying.


Chinese food is cut specifically to be et with chopsticks. A fork would be annoying.
 
2014-06-20 09:11:32 PM  
Fark needs a POINTLESS tag
 
2014-06-20 09:17:19 PM  
fark the haters! Bring on the ricesticks!
 
2014-06-20 09:28:49 PM  

fergusg: Fark needs a POINTLESS tag


Agreed!
 
2014-06-20 09:36:31 PM  

doglover: Mugato: People who eat everything else with a fork and spoon but use chopsticks when they order out for Chinese food are annoying.

Chinese food is cut specifically to be et with chopsticks. A fork would be annoying.


Well, Asian food in general.  Try eating a bowl of pho with a fork and/or spoon.
 
2014-06-20 09:50:38 PM  
I always carry a fork with me where ever I go.
 
2014-06-20 10:09:04 PM  

doglover: Mugato: People who eat everything else with a fork and spoon but use chopsticks when they order out for Chinese food are annoying.

Chinese food is cut specifically to be et with chopsticks. A fork would be annoying.


Two forks. Gluttony meets efficiency.
 
2014-06-20 10:11:33 PM  
A sticky rice can be eaten with chopsticks
 
2014-06-20 10:20:59 PM  
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/Too drunk to do the whole thing
 
2014-06-20 10:51:20 PM  

doglover: Mugato: People who eat everything else with a fork and spoon but use chopsticks when they order out for Chinese food are annoying.

Chinese food is cut specifically to be et with chopsticks. A fork would be annoying.


Yeah, it totally sucks to use a fork or spoon and actually get a mouth full of rice.  The only tool on the planet less effective to eat rice than chopsticks would be one chopstick.  You'd be better off throwing the things away and using your fingers.  And it's totally disgusting to watch actual Chinese people lift the bowl of rice up to their mouths and shovel it in.
 
2014-06-20 10:57:26 PM  
Another lignin bound refuse product. A smartass once said you can make anything from lignin but a profit.

I like cheap bamboo disposables over the plastic ones used at the Triad run place.
 
2014-06-20 11:02:45 PM  
Bamboo is cheap, renewable, biodegradable and grows farking fast. These rice polymer chopsticks sound like a huge waste.
 
2014-06-21 02:25:38 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Yeah, it totally sucks to use a fork or spoon and actually get a mouth full of rice.


If you can't get a decent mouthful of rice with a pair of chopsticks, you don't deserve to eat.

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2014-06-21 03:07:49 AM  

doglover: Ryker's Peninsula: Yeah, it totally sucks to use a fork or spoon and actually get a mouth full of rice.

If you can't get a decent mouthful of rice with a pair of chopsticks, you don't deserve to eat.

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That might explain the mass starvation in China.
 
2014-06-21 03:16:31 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: doglover: Ryker's Peninsula: Yeah, it totally sucks to use a fork or spoon and actually get a mouth full of rice.

If you can't get a decent mouthful of rice with a pair of chopsticks, you don't deserve to eat.

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That might explain the mass starvation in China.


I blame this guy:

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2014-06-21 04:46:28 AM  
2 pairs of lacquered Japanese chopsticks
2 pairs of steel Korean chopsticks, with added spoony goodness
1 24-pack of fake ivory Chinese chopsticks
several dozen assorted bamboo chopsticks because I'm addicted to hunting them down and buying them

one extremely badass pair of Snow Peak chopsticks which can be disassembled for travel and have their own "thingy"

...and one pair of jade chopsticks, admittedly not high grade.
 
2014-06-21 05:16:35 AM  

Kittypie070: 2 pairs of lacquered Japanese chopsticks
2 pairs of steel Korean chopsticks, with added spoony goodness
1 24-pack of fake ivory Chinese chopsticks
several dozen assorted bamboo chopsticks because I'm addicted to hunting them down and buying them

one extremely badass pair of Snow Peak chopsticks which can be disassembled for travel and have their own "thingy"

...and one pair of jade chopsticks, admittedly not high grade.


Jade chopsticks would break if you used them.
 
2014-06-21 11:07:53 AM  
If you're having trouble eating rice with chopsticks - you're trying to eat the wrong kind of rice with chopsticks.
 
2014-06-21 11:09:57 AM  
Ryker's Peninsula:  And it's totally disgusting to watch actual Chinese people lift the bowl of rice up to their mouths and shovel it in.

As opposed to partially disgusting watching wannabe Chinese people lift their bowl?

/help! Help! Some people do things differently than in my culture!!!!11
 
2014-06-21 11:15:01 AM  

doglover: Ryker's Peninsula: Yeah, it totally sucks to use a fork or spoon and actually get a mouth full of rice.

If you can't get a decent mouthful of rice with a pair of chopsticks, you don't deserve to eat.

[static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 420x261]


This. If you want to eat like a dog, you can live and sleep outside like a dog.

Chopstick arn't for steak
Forks arn't for curry beef.
Spoons arn't for ramen.
 
2014-06-21 03:19:58 PM  

doglover: Kittypie070: 2 pairs of lacquered Japanese chopsticks
2 pairs of steel Korean chopsticks, with added spoony goodness
1 24-pack of fake ivory Chinese chopsticks
several dozen assorted bamboo chopsticks because I'm addicted to hunting them down and buying them

one extremely badass pair of Snow Peak chopsticks which can be disassembled for travel and have their own "thingy"

...and one pair of jade chopsticks, admittedly not high grade.


Jade chopsticks would break if you used them.


Um....what? Jade, even crap grade, is pretty resilient as far as gem material goes. And chopsticks are not high-stress-in-normal-use items.

If I recall correctly from my piddly-arsed collection of rockhound books, it's kinda tough on the tools that are used to cut it and shape it because it's not crystalline.

You are however correct in that I wouldn't wanna drop 'em on, say, a ceramic tile kitchen floor, or a concrete garage floor. In those cases I would expect them to break, because of the brittleness of any gem material cut in thin narrow pieces, and subjected to a sharp impact.

I, ah....kinda feel like I've been dared in a very nice way to take the pretentious little buggers out for a walk to a local eatery.

:D
 
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