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(Kansas.com)   Kansas Speaker of the House: "When I said I was afraid of the redshirts carrying guns, I didn't mean the teachers who wore red shirts to a Capitol protest last month. I meant the Redcoats. Because the British are coming"   (kansas.com) divider line 15
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1575 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jun 2014 at 4:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-20 02:09:06 PM  
4 votes:
Generally, you don't have to worry about the redshirts, even when they are armed.

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2014-06-20 04:40:15 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he meant redskinstm?

/ducks
2014-06-20 04:26:18 PM  
2 votes:
"I was referring to the Revolutionary War!"

Rrriiiiiiight!
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2014-06-20 04:22:17 PM  
2 votes:
Plural was indicated

mentalfloss.com
/now it's scarey
2014-06-20 04:12:32 PM  
2 votes:
The bar for bullshiat is lower in Kansas.

Because they're retarded.
2014-06-20 01:31:33 PM  
2 votes:
"There are a lot of red shirts in here that I'm uncomfortable with."

A lot of 18th century British soldiers visiting that day, were there?

He should have gone with the Star Trek explanation, everyone knows red shirts have nothing to live for anyway, since they'll die on the next away mission.
2014-06-20 11:11:04 PM  
1 votes:
See you farkstick?  Guns are scary when people you don't like have them!
2014-06-20 05:43:16 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, at least he didn't mention rape....
2014-06-20 05:18:11 PM  
1 votes:
cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com

/yes, I know, but I just had to post it.
2014-06-20 04:59:58 PM  
1 votes:

UncomfortableSilence: I'm going to go ahead and give this guy some credit.  Outside the obviously stupid attempt to cover up what he said, his comment was not in fact that bad.  He managed to not make a sexist, racist, or demeaning comment about the poor.  Then again if he had, he probably would have made like KFC and doubled down.


"Kansas: Only Stupid, Not Offensive. Today."
2014-06-20 04:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to go ahead and give this guy some credit.  Outside the obviously stupid attempt to cover up what he said, his comment was not in fact that bad.  He managed to not make a sexist, racist, or demeaning comment about the poor.  Then again if he had, he probably would have made like KFC and doubled down.
2014-06-20 04:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: He was really talking about anal bleeding


red SHIRT
2014-06-20 04:44:04 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-06-20 04:18:05 PM  
1 votes:
"That's not what I said. I misquoted myself."
2014-06-20 04:17:48 PM  
1 votes:
Live in Kansas.
Didn't vote for any of these idiots.
But I'm also not some bible beating jackass who can only afford to live in Podunk, Nowheresville.

These people need the real Enlightenment, in the form of a decent public education. Sadly they did not receive it.
 
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