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(Page Six)   Jason Biggs is one lucky man: Two girls at once for a birthday present. Damn, that's a good wife   (pagesix.com) divider line 13
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2014-06-20 03:56:41 PM
2 votes:
csb...
Several years ago as a birthday treat for me, my wife asked if I would like to experience a threesome. You bet I would! Of course, all kinds of wonderful thoughts just rushed through my mind, and for several days, it was all I could think about. A couple of days before the event, my wife asked if I wanted to videotape it as well. HELL YEAH! Of course I would! I mean, I wasn't planning on ever doing this again, so having a recording to relive the moment was just perfect.

So on my birthday night, my wife and I had a nice meal (just a light meal, as she promised that I'd get the "workout of my life"!), and we finished off a bottle of wine. After we were done, she told me to go on a walk around the neighborhood and come back in a half hour to give them time to get ready. I couldn't get the smile off of my face as I walked around the block. I kept looking at my watch. Was it a half hour yet? Finally I arrived back home. As soon as I walked in the door, my wife called out, "We're in the bedroom, honey!" As I walked down the hallway, I could see my wife sitting on a chair in our bedroom, wearing a cute nighty and holding a video camera. She had the biggest smile on her face, and no doubt, so did I.

When I got to the doorway and looked in, I was shocked to see two muscular, shirtless, oiled up dudes in their underwear, lying on the bed and smiling at me. "What the FARK???!!!" I yelled out and shock and disappointment. "But you said you wanted a threesome," my wife said, obviously disappointed at my reaction. "But this wasn't what I was expecting!" My wife started to tear up, and cried, "But I thought you were GAY!"

/...and scene...
2014-06-20 01:37:01 PM
2 votes:
She hired a hooker, then sat on the bed, ate potato chips, watched and laughed in his face at his inability to fire up the engines...

"Whatsammater, stud? This IS what you wanted isn't it? Awww.. it's a little bookworm... Even the pro can't wake it up. Come on, lady - I'm paying 300 bucks for your time: if you can't suck it to life, we have a defibrillator in the kitchen you can use..."

.. I dunno - doesn't sound a good wife to me..
2014-06-20 04:39:01 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.


Sounds like he got off pretty easy.


[www.crystal-bernard.info image 512x384]

I can fap to this.


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2014-06-20 04:08:08 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: csb...
Several years ago as a birthday treat for me, my wife asked if I would like to experience a threesome. You bet I would! Of course, all kinds of wonderful thoughts just rushed through my mind, and for several days, it was all I could think about. A couple of days before the event, my wife asked if I wanted to videotape it as well. HELL YEAH! Of course I would! I mean, I wasn't planning on ever doing this again, so having a recording to relive the moment was just perfect.

So on my birthday night, my wife and I had a nice meal (just a light meal, as she promised that I'd get the "workout of my life"!), and we finished off a bottle of wine. After we were done, she told me to go on a walk around the neighborhood and come back in a half hour to give them time to get ready. I couldn't get the smile off of my face as I walked around the block. I kept looking at my watch. Was it a half hour yet? Finally I arrived back home. As soon as I walked in the door, my wife called out, "We're in the bedroom, honey!" As I walked down the hallway, I could see my wife sitting on a chair in our bedroom, wearing a cute nighty and holding a video camera. She had the biggest smile on her face, and no doubt, so did I.

When I got to the doorway and looked in, I was shocked to see two muscular, shirtless, oiled up dudes in their underwear, lying on the bed and smiling at me. "What the FARK???!!!" I yelled out and shock and disappointment. "But you said you wanted a threesome," my wife said, obviously disappointed at my reaction. "But this wasn't what I was expecting!" My wife started to tear up, and cried, "But I thought you were GAY!"

/...and scene...


OH. MY. GOD. I hope that is just a funny story and not true. If it is true, I feel for you, man. I really, really do.

/please say it ain't so
2014-06-20 04:04:42 PM
1 votes:

Crotchrocket Slim: Killer Cars: Although some thought the tale funny and an interesting way to spice up their marriage, guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

It's one thing to hear someone describe their own sexcapades and say "yeah, I'm not into that" but to outright decide what a party of consenting adults do in a bedroom as "not appropriate"? Go fark yourself.

Let's not forget the professional douchebag her brother is.


Her brother is Kanye West?
2014-06-20 02:42:45 PM
1 votes:
My girlfriend wants a threesome with another woman.  I just hope that my wife agrees.
2014-06-20 02:14:51 PM
1 votes:
www.hotflick.net


Dont you recognize me...I'm the pie farker
2014-06-20 01:50:38 PM
1 votes:
"I didn't have a good time in the end," said Biggs

I think his wife may have hired the wrong prostitute...
2014-06-20 01:27:46 PM
1 votes:
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2014-06-20 01:11:21 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Sounds like he got off pretty easy.



In my mind the prostitute is a redhead.

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2014-06-20 12:48:13 PM
1 votes:
From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.


Sounds like he got off pretty easy.
2014-06-20 11:24:16 AM
1 votes:
My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities

This makes me feel morning-after remorse for the whole incident and I wasn't even there.
2014-06-20 10:54:16 AM
1 votes:
so like Orange is the New Black, except without the incarceration?
 
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