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(Page Six)   Jason Biggs is one lucky man: Two girls at once for a birthday present. Damn, that's a good wife   (pagesix.com ) divider line 13
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2014-06-20 11:11:49 AM  
6 votes:

cman: Hired a hooker?

What kind of rich hollywood celebrity needs to hire a hooker when there are many nubile youngins looking for their first role?


Because you pay hookers not for sex, but to go away after.
2014-06-20 01:38:28 PM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Sounds like he got off pretty easy.


In my mind the prostitute is a redhead.

[i522.photobucket.com image 300x404]


Both Amy Yasbeck and Crystal Bernard are criminially unremembered these days:

withfriendship.com
2014-06-20 07:11:29 PM  
2 votes:

jayphat: It doesn't mater where you get your appetite, so long as you only go home for dinner.


The famous Paul Newman quote is "Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?"

I'm personally of the belief, however, that if you had to have the same steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner, no matter how great, at some point, you're going to pass a nice pizza place and wonder if you couldn't get a slice.
2014-06-20 01:37:01 PM  
2 votes:
She hired a hooker, then sat on the bed, ate potato chips, watched and laughed in his face at his inability to fire up the engines...

"Whatsammater, stud? This IS what you wanted isn't it? Awww.. it's a little bookworm... Even the pro can't wake it up. Come on, lady - I'm paying 300 bucks for your time: if you can't suck it to life, we have a defibrillator in the kitchen you can use..."

.. I dunno - doesn't sound a good wife to me..
2014-06-20 01:23:21 PM  
2 votes:
Although some thought the tale funny and an interesting way to spice up their marriage, guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

It's one thing to hear someone describe their own sexcapades and say "yeah, I'm not into that" but to outright decide what a party of consenting adults do in a bedroom as "not appropriate"? Go fark yourself.
2014-06-20 03:53:28 PM  
1 vote:
guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

Here's the fun thing about marriages and other relationships that religious/social conservatives like Bure (Kirk Cameron's sister) never seem to grasp: you do not get to decide what is or isn't appropriate for how other people conduct relationships that you are not a part of.
2014-06-20 02:55:51 PM  
1 vote:

TomServo24: Killer Cars: Although some thought the tale funny and an interesting way to spice up their marriage, guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

It's one thing to hear someone describe their own sexcapades and say "yeah, I'm not into that" but to outright decide what a party of consenting adults do in a bedroom as "not appropriate"? Go fark yourself.

Especially since she thinks all wives should be totally submissive to their men in bed, like a good Christian woman.


The stupidity is strong in this one.


Serioussly, am I the only guy who likes to have some emotional attachment in his sex? Hiring a whore is the same as masturbating to me, just more cost and hassle. I like some attraction between myself and whatever lady I am with.
2014-06-20 01:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
Threesomes only work if everyone involved is grown up enough to not only handle the "during," but the "after" as well.

/retired swinger
2014-06-20 01:24:56 PM  
1 vote:
She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist
Have you ever asked your biatch for other biatches?
-Kanye west
2014-06-20 01:11:21 PM  
1 vote:

DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Sounds like he got off pretty easy.



In my mind the prostitute is a redhead.

i522.photobucket.com
2014-06-20 11:24:16 AM  
1 vote:
My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities

This makes me feel morning-after remorse for the whole incident and I wasn't even there.
2014-06-20 10:58:26 AM  
1 vote:
Hired a hooker?

What kind of rich hollywood celebrity needs to hire a hooker when there are many nubile youngins looking for their first role?
2014-06-20 10:54:16 AM  
1 vote:
so like Orange is the New Black, except without the incarceration?
 
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