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2014-06-20 02:49:47 PM  
Here's many girl's idea of a 3some... the man and girl 2 pleasure girl 1, but man and girl 2 can never touch.
 
2014-06-20 02:55:51 PM  

TomServo24: Killer Cars: Although some thought the tale funny and an interesting way to spice up their marriage, guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

It's one thing to hear someone describe their own sexcapades and say "yeah, I'm not into that" but to outright decide what a party of consenting adults do in a bedroom as "not appropriate"? Go fark yourself.

Especially since she thinks all wives should be totally submissive to their men in bed, like a good Christian woman.


The stupidity is strong in this one.


Serioussly, am I the only guy who likes to have some emotional attachment in his sex? Hiring a whore is the same as masturbating to me, just more cost and hassle. I like some attraction between myself and whatever lady I am with.
 
2014-06-20 02:56:57 PM  

madgonad: The first rule of Awkward Threesome Club is don't talk about it. Morons!

In other news, threesomes aren't as sexy as imagined. Keeping two women who aren't really lesbians and aren't acting in a continued state of arousal is more work than you would expect. It is worth it, but would probably not be something to do often.


Threesomes are usually overrated.  It's really hard to find mature bisexuals, and it's harder to find bisexuals you have a connection with.  Non-bisexuals make threesomes suck.

My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities.

See?  That's not a threesome.  That's just you getting some strange and your wife being a (shiatty and intruding) voyeur.  Also, getting a sex worker for your threesome?  Terrible idea.  They aren't into it, and you both know it.  Not sexy.

Some guidelines:

1) Whichever gender is doubled in the threesome, those two need to be bisexual, or at the very least heteroflexible.  All three need to have experience with having sex outside of a committed relationship while being in one, even if one of you are currently single.  It's something that a lot of people will say they can do, because they feel they *should* be able to, and it will reflect badly on them if they can't.  All three must be able to clearly separate sex and relationships.  If you haven't mastered open relationships, a threesome is a potential landmine.
2) No prostitutes, unless you've already mastered threesomes and just want to for some reason.
3) Plenty of time.  Hang out during the day doing non-sexual activities, go eat dinner.  Build a rapport.  This eliminates much awkwardness.  Make sure you don't have to be somewhere later: the worst is having to stop before someone's gotten what they want.
4) All three need to be able to ask for what they want, and be comfortable receiving and giving, and all three need to actually want to give and receive to the other two.  None of you are there simply to pleasure the other two (or one).
5) Threesomes are not fantasy fulfillment (unless it's as fantasy for all three).  Treating it that way is pretty insulting to the others.

In short, having a threesome that is affirming for all involved is tricky business.  It usually requires knowing some very freaky, but responsible, people that you highly trust.  Not an easy bar to meet.
 
2014-06-20 02:57:33 PM  

Sinbox: DjangoStonereaver: According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Wait! Crystal ("Fundamentalist Christian"/"Bush 41 Booster"/"Lady Family Values"/"latter-day Christian (country) music singer-songwriter") Bernard is into kinky non-heteronormative sex?


Somehow that makes it even hotter.
 Well...roll me in honey + throw me to the lesbians!


Something tells me she'll elbow you aside and take the plunge first.

And with that...

BRB
 
2014-06-20 03:03:00 PM  

Clever Neologism: madgonad: The first rule of Awkward Threesome Club is don't talk about it. Morons!

In other news, threesomes aren't as sexy as imagined. Keeping two women who aren't really lesbians and aren't acting in a continued state of arousal is more work than you would expect. It is worth it, but would probably not be something to do often.

Threesomes are usually overrated.  It's really hard to find mature bisexuals, and it's harder to find bisexuals you have a connection with.  Non-bisexuals make threesomes suck.

My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities.

See?  That's not a threesome.  That's just you getting some strange and your wife being a (shiatty and intruding) voyeur.  Also, getting a sex worker for your threesome?  Terrible idea.  They aren't into it, and you both know it.  Not sexy.

Some guidelines:

1) Whichever gender is doubled in the threesome, those two need to be bisexual, or at the very least heteroflexible.  All three need to have experience with having sex outside of a committed relationship while being in one, even if one of you are currently single.  It's something that a lot of people will say they can do, because they feel they *should* be able to, and it will reflect badly on them if they can't.  All three must be able to clearly separate sex and relationships.  If you haven't mastered open relationships, a threesome is a potential landmine.
2) No prostitutes, unless you've already mastered threesomes and just want to for some reason.
3) Plenty of time.  Hang out during the day doing non-sexual activities, go eat dinner.  Build a rapport.  This eliminates much awkwardness.  Make sure you don't have to be somewhere later: the worst is having to stop before someone's gotten what they want.
4) All three need to be able to ask for what they want, and be comfortable receiving and giving, and all three need to actually want to give and receive to the other two.  None of you are there simply to pleasure the other two (or one).
5) Threesomes are not fantasy fulfillment (unless it's as fantasy for all three).  Treating it that way is pretty insulting to the others.

In short, having a threesome that is affirming for all involved is tricky business.  It usually requires knowing some very freaky, but responsible, people that you highly trust.  Not an easy bar to meet.


That's some pretty solid advice. You Farkers should take notes or bookmark for future reference.
 
2014-06-20 03:15:06 PM  

enderthexenocide: i worked with a guy who had his relationship break up over this sort of thing.  his girlfriend thought it would be a fun way to spice up their love life to have a threesome with one of her coworkers.  when it was all over, they had a very bad breakup and the coworker quit her job and cut off contact with them.  the guy told me that having that threesome was one of the biggest mistakes he ever made, and it wasn't even his idea.


I don't get the appeal of threesomes, but if that's what floats other people's boat, good for them. That said - why on earth would you try it with someone you work with? That's asking for trouble.
 
2014-06-20 03:20:13 PM  

bikerbob59: My girlfriend wants a threesome with another woman.  I just hope that my wife agrees.


Don't get her involved, that would just complicate matters.
 
2014-06-20 03:31:57 PM  
When I was a junior in high school, I had a 3-way with 2 senior girls. In a car. In a parking lot.

It was unbelievably hot. Even more so than you are imagining.

That was 1980, and it's absolutely the last time it will ever happen for me.

/Mrs_Fab would never consent in a million years
//she will undoubtedly outlive me
 
2014-06-20 03:36:12 PM  

Pfighting Polish: The future Mrs. Polish is quite willing to do some fun things, notably in the dress-up category, but she's pretty much outlined that she's not into sharing me with anyone.  She has an appreciation for other women -- she's begging me to take her to see the Dita Von Teese show in Chicago in a few weeks, and I will hardly complain about going to see Von Teese strip naked repeatedly -- but she isn't into them "that way" and has a jealousy streak that would make such a FFM adventure uncomfortable for her.

She also said that I can't enter through the exit, if you know what I mean, so it looks like there are certain experiences I won't get to have in my life.

/Still a keeper


My GF is bi and said we could never have a 3 way because she would get way to jealous because she loves me way too much. Damn me for being so loveable! Last year she was being a smartass on my birthday, kinda went like this:

Her: He guess what for your birthday your getting a threesome.
Me: (kinda confused trying to figure out if it is a trap or something) Really?
Her: Yup, whenever you want it.
Me: (Still confused) Okaaaay
Her: Just pick out the guy and let me know (laughing)
Me: Smartass! (puts an ice cube down her shirt)

One good thing is its fun to check out women with her, no harm in looking after all.
 
2014-06-20 03:36:55 PM  

Lee451: Serioussly, am I the only guy who likes to have some emotional attachment in his sex?


No, but you're the only one who thinks you're the only one, and the only way is the way you think you have,
 
2014-06-20 03:44:19 PM  

stonicus: Here's many girl's idea of a 3some... the man and girl 2 pleasure girl 1, but man and girl 2 can never touch.


And the problem is?
 
2014-06-20 03:46:42 PM  
And, Jason Biggs' stock really rises every time I hear him speak in real life. His openness and humility are remarkable.
 
2014-06-20 03:46:48 PM  
This wife sounds like the worst.  She orders him a hooker for his birthday, eats chips and watches as he has a terrible time, writes about it in her book, and then drags him around in public so that she can leverage his marginal celebrity to help sell the dumb book.
 
2014-06-20 03:53:28 PM  
guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

Here's the fun thing about marriages and other relationships that religious/social conservatives like Bure (Kirk Cameron's sister) never seem to grasp: you do not get to decide what is or isn't appropriate for how other people conduct relationships that you are not a part of.
 
2014-06-20 03:56:41 PM  
csb...
Several years ago as a birthday treat for me, my wife asked if I would like to experience a threesome. You bet I would! Of course, all kinds of wonderful thoughts just rushed through my mind, and for several days, it was all I could think about. A couple of days before the event, my wife asked if I wanted to videotape it as well. HELL YEAH! Of course I would! I mean, I wasn't planning on ever doing this again, so having a recording to relive the moment was just perfect.

So on my birthday night, my wife and I had a nice meal (just a light meal, as she promised that I'd get the "workout of my life"!), and we finished off a bottle of wine. After we were done, she told me to go on a walk around the neighborhood and come back in a half hour to give them time to get ready. I couldn't get the smile off of my face as I walked around the block. I kept looking at my watch. Was it a half hour yet? Finally I arrived back home. As soon as I walked in the door, my wife called out, "We're in the bedroom, honey!" As I walked down the hallway, I could see my wife sitting on a chair in our bedroom, wearing a cute nighty and holding a video camera. She had the biggest smile on her face, and no doubt, so did I.

When I got to the doorway and looked in, I was shocked to see two muscular, shirtless, oiled up dudes in their underwear, lying on the bed and smiling at me. "What the FARK???!!!" I yelled out and shock and disappointment. "But you said you wanted a threesome," my wife said, obviously disappointed at my reaction. "But this wasn't what I was expecting!" My wife started to tear up, and cried, "But I thought you were GAY!"

/...and scene...
 
2014-06-20 03:58:10 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Sounds like he got off pretty easy.


I've only gotten to have a threesome once.... and it was farking glorious. One of the awesomest things I've ever done in my life. I wouldn't trade that experience for pretty much anything.
 
2014-06-20 04:04:42 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Killer Cars: Although some thought the tale funny and an interesting way to spice up their marriage, guest co-host Candace Cameron Bure on Wednesday didn't think it was appropriate.

It's one thing to hear someone describe their own sexcapades and say "yeah, I'm not into that" but to outright decide what a party of consenting adults do in a bedroom as "not appropriate"? Go fark yourself.

Let's not forget the professional douchebag her brother is.


Her brother is Kanye West?
 
2014-06-20 04:08:08 PM  

Atomic Spunk: csb...
Several years ago as a birthday treat for me, my wife asked if I would like to experience a threesome. You bet I would! Of course, all kinds of wonderful thoughts just rushed through my mind, and for several days, it was all I could think about. A couple of days before the event, my wife asked if I wanted to videotape it as well. HELL YEAH! Of course I would! I mean, I wasn't planning on ever doing this again, so having a recording to relive the moment was just perfect.

So on my birthday night, my wife and I had a nice meal (just a light meal, as she promised that I'd get the "workout of my life"!), and we finished off a bottle of wine. After we were done, she told me to go on a walk around the neighborhood and come back in a half hour to give them time to get ready. I couldn't get the smile off of my face as I walked around the block. I kept looking at my watch. Was it a half hour yet? Finally I arrived back home. As soon as I walked in the door, my wife called out, "We're in the bedroom, honey!" As I walked down the hallway, I could see my wife sitting on a chair in our bedroom, wearing a cute nighty and holding a video camera. She had the biggest smile on her face, and no doubt, so did I.

When I got to the doorway and looked in, I was shocked to see two muscular, shirtless, oiled up dudes in their underwear, lying on the bed and smiling at me. "What the FARK???!!!" I yelled out and shock and disappointment. "But you said you wanted a threesome," my wife said, obviously disappointed at my reaction. "But this wasn't what I was expecting!" My wife started to tear up, and cried, "But I thought you were GAY!"

/...and scene...


OH. MY. GOD. I hope that is just a funny story and not true. If it is true, I feel for you, man. I really, really do.

/please say it ain't so
 
2014-06-20 04:09:18 PM  

madgonad: Clever Neologism: madgonad: The first rule of Awkward Threesome Club is don't talk about it. Morons!

In other news, threesomes aren't as sexy as imagined. Keeping two women who aren't really lesbians and aren't acting in a continued state of arousal is more work than you would expect. It is worth it, but would probably not be something to do often.

Threesomes are usually overrated.  It's really hard to find mature bisexuals, and it's harder to find bisexuals you have a connection with.  Non-bisexuals make threesomes suck.

My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities.

See?  That's not a threesome.  That's just you getting some strange and your wife being a (shiatty and intruding) voyeur.  Also, getting a sex worker for your threesome?  Terrible idea.  They aren't into it, and you both know it.  Not sexy.

Some guidelines:

1) Whichever gender is doubled in the threesome, those two need to be bisexual, or at the very least heteroflexible.  All three need to have experience with having sex outside of a committed relationship while being in one, even if one of you are currently single.  It's something that a lot of people will say they can do, because they feel they *should* be able to, and it will reflect badly on them if they can't.  All three must be able to clearly separate sex and relationships.  If you haven't mastered open relationships, a threesome is a potential landmine.
2) No prostitutes, unless you've already mastered threesomes and just want to for some reason.
3) Plenty of time.  Hang out during the day doing non-sexual activities, go eat dinner.  Build a rapport.  This eliminates much awkwardness.  Make sure you don't have to be somewhere later: the worst is having to stop before someone's gotten what they want.
4) All three need to be able to ask for what they want, and be comfortable receiving and giving, and all three need to actually want to give and receive to the other two.  None of you are there simply to pleasure the other two (or one).
5) Threesomes are not fantasy fulfillment (unless it's as fantasy for all three).  Treating it that way is pretty insulting to the others.

In short, having a threesome that is affirming for all involved is tricky business.  It usually requires knowing some very freaky, but responsible, people that you highly trust.  Not an easy bar to meet.

That's some pretty solid advice. You Farkers should take notes or bookmark for future reference.


This.

My wife and I engage in some very explicit, anything goes, "dirty" talk, but I don't, for a moment, think we'll actually do that stuff. It's just fantasy.
 
2014-06-20 04:22:55 PM  
Does it count if both girls aren't touching each other, but focusing on pleasing the guy?  If so, I guess I've had one.  At the time I didn't think of it that way, but in retrospect, it might have counted.

My best friend from high school and I were very competitive.  We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around.  We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him.  Then we alternated who farked him.  We never touched each other though so I'm not sure if it counts.

/This all sounds kind of weird now.
 
2014-06-20 04:37:32 PM  

PillsHere: Does it count if both girls aren't touching each other, but focusing on pleasing the guy?  If so, I guess I've had one.  At the time I didn't think of it that way, but in retrospect, it might have counted.

My best friend from high school and I were very competitive.  We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around.  We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him.  Then we alternated who farked him.  We never touched each other though so I'm not sure if it counts.

/This all sounds kind of weird now.


If weird is your word for frickin hawt, OK, that was weird...
 
2014-06-20 04:39:01 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.


Sounds like he got off pretty easy.


[www.crystal-bernard.info image 512x384]

I can fap to this.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 04:43:06 PM  

PillsHere: Does it count if both girls aren't touching each other, but focusing on pleasing the guy?  If so, I guess I've had one.  At the time I didn't think of it that way, but in retrospect, it might have counted.

My best friend from high school and I were very competitive.  We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around.  We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him.  Then we alternated who farked him.  We never touched each other though so I'm not sure if it counts.

/This all sounds kind of weird now.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-06-20 05:22:34 PM  
Jason Biggs is one lucky man


That's sufficient.
 
2014-06-20 05:43:23 PM  

PillsHere: My best friend from high school and I were very competitive. We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around. We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him. Then we alternated who farked him.


Go on.......
/fap
 
2014-06-20 05:51:47 PM  

PillsHere: Does it count if both girls aren't touching each other, but focusing on pleasing the guy?  If so, I guess I've had one.  At the time I didn't think of it that way, but in retrospect, it might have counted.

My best friend from high school and I were very competitive.  We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around.  We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him.  Then we alternated who farked him.  We never touched each other though so I'm not sure if it counts.

/This all sounds kind of weird now.


I heard your best friend was better, and still is.

/I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.
 
2014-06-20 06:18:07 PM  

PillsHere: Does it count if both girls aren't touching each other, but focusing on pleasing the guy?  If so, I guess I've had one.  At the time I didn't think of it that way, but in retrospect, it might have counted.

My best friend from high school and I were very competitive.  We were always trying to out-please the guy we both liked and didn't seem to care if the other was around.  We were always "sharing" him so it wasn't common to have both of us jerking him off at the same time or one of us going down while the other was kissing him.  Then we alternated who farked him.  We never touched each other though so I'm not sure if it counts.

/This all sounds kind of weird now.


I realized how old and nerdy I have become when I clicked on your profile hoping your login name was a Left4Dead reference instead of looking for spank-bank material.

My girl has bi-curious tendencies, but also a case of green eyed monster from straight out of Sicily, so no finding out how fast I could disappoint 2 women at the same time for me.

But I could stand to hear more about Crystal Bernard...
 
2014-06-20 06:20:49 PM  
Serioussly, am I the only guy who likes to have some emotional attachment in his sex? Hiring a whore is the same as masturbating to me, just more cost and hassle. I like some attraction between myself and whatever lady I am with.

Jeez, you are PATHETIC!
 
2014-06-20 07:06:36 PM  

groppet: Pfighting Polish: The future Mrs. Polish is quite willing to do some fun things, notably in the dress-up category, but she's pretty much outlined that she's not into sharing me with anyone.  She has an appreciation for other women -- she's begging me to take her to see the Dita Von Teese show in Chicago in a few weeks, and I will hardly complain about going to see Von Teese strip naked repeatedly -- but she isn't into them "that way" and has a jealousy streak that would make such a FFM adventure uncomfortable for her.

She also said that I can't enter through the exit, if you know what I mean, so it looks like there are certain experiences I won't get to have in my life.

/Still a keeper

My GF is bi and said we could never have a 3 way because she would get way to jealous because she loves me way too much. Damn me for being so loveable! Last year she was being a smartass on my birthday, kinda went like this:

Her: He guess what for your birthday your getting a threesome.
Me: (kinda confused trying to figure out if it is a trap or something) Really?
Her: Yup, whenever you want it.
Me: (Still confused) Okaaaay
Her: Just pick out the guy and let me know (laughing)
Me: Smartass! (puts an ice cube down her shirt)

One good thing is its fun to check out women with her, no harm in looking after all.


It doesn't mater where you get your appetite, so long as you only go home for dinner.
 
2014-06-20 07:11:29 PM  

jayphat: It doesn't mater where you get your appetite, so long as you only go home for dinner.


The famous Paul Newman quote is "Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?"

I'm personally of the belief, however, that if you had to have the same steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner, no matter how great, at some point, you're going to pass a nice pizza place and wonder if you couldn't get a slice.
 
2014-06-20 08:28:36 PM  
Huh. I thought the headline was a clever way of saying "his wife gave birth to twins on his birthday". Little did I know that when I moused over the headline, I'd see that it was actually playing it straight.

Well done, subby.
 
2014-06-20 09:41:13 PM  

JayCab: Huh. I thought the headline was a clever way of saying "his wife gave birth to twins on his birthday". Little did I know that when I moused over the headline, I'd see that it was actually playing it straight.

Well done, subby.


Me too.

/OK.... This!
 
2014-06-20 10:56:49 PM  
In most cases, it's a real good way to fark up a relationship.

Sounds like way too much work for me. It'd never be like it is in porn
 
2014-06-21 07:18:41 AM  

Atomic Spunk: csb...
Several years ago as a birthday treat for me, my wife asked if I would like to experience a threesome. You bet I would! Of course, all kinds of wonderful thoughts just rushed through my mind, and for several days, it was all I could think about. A couple of days before the event, my wife asked if I wanted to videotape it as well. HELL YEAH! Of course I would! I mean, I wasn't planning on ever doing this again, so having a recording to relive the moment was just perfect.

So on my birthday night, my wife and I had a nice meal (just a light meal, as she promised that I'd get the "workout of my life"!), and we finished off a bottle of wine. After we were done, she told me to go on a walk around the neighborhood and come back in a half hour to give them time to get ready. I couldn't get the smile off of my face as I walked around the block. I kept looking at my watch. Was it a half hour yet? Finally I arrived back home. As soon as I walked in the door, my wife called out, "We're in the bedroom, honey!" As I walked down the hallway, I could see my wife sitting on a chair in our bedroom, wearing a cute nighty and holding a video camera. She had the biggest smile on her face, and no doubt, so did I.

When I got to the doorway and looked in, I was shocked to see two muscular, shirtless, oiled up dudes in their underwear, lying on the bed and smiling at me. "What the FARK???!!!" I yelled out and shock and disappointment. "But you said you wanted a threesome," my wife said, obviously disappointed at my reaction. "But this wasn't what I was expecting!" My wife started to tear up, and cried, "But I thought you were GAY!"

/...and scene...


I am trying to remember why I have you farkied as "nipple play"...
 
2014-06-21 10:11:27 AM  

Pfighting Polish: I'm personally of the belief, however, that if you had to have the same steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner, no matter how great, at some point, you're going to pass a nice pizza place and wonder if you couldn't get a slice.


here is truth.

have sex with enough people that you realize that it is basically about the same with everyone, and then find one person that you really enjoy doing it with, and stick with that person.

because what you said is just a cop out that people use to rationalize cheating.  if you find someone that you actually enjoy being around as well as enjoy having sex with, you won't get tired of it.

if you find your partner tiring....  you have chosen poorly to begin with.
 
2014-06-21 10:47:12 AM  

Sybarite: DjangoStonereaver: From what I've heard (really), Mr. Biggs' experience of a threesome is pretty typical:  these things very rarely work out in real life the way they do in porn.

Then again (found in the Google Groups archive, so take it with lots of salt):

According to the book "You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again", Former
"Wings" star Crystal Bernard once paid for a night of sex with a female
prostitute. According to the book, Bernard and her boyfriend were going to have
a threesome with the prostitute but Bernard kicked her boyfriend out of the
scenario.

Sounds like he got off pretty easy.


In my mind the prostitute is a redhead.

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As someone who is currently binge-watching "Wings", I'd like to say "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oinnngggg..... "
 
2014-06-21 02:05:31 PM  

shut_it_down: This wife sounds like the worst.  She orders him a hooker for his birthday, eats chips and watches as he has a terrible time, writes about it in her book, and then drags him around in public so that she can leverage his marginal celebrity to help sell the dumb book.


Sounds like a typical cuckold to me.

I bet for her birthday she gets stuck like a pig on a rotisserie by two well-endowed black gentleman, while she puts his pie farking scene on a 90" TV on a loop and makes him flop his pennis watching it.

Then she has the two black gentleman bust in her and he has to clean-up.
 
2014-06-21 02:19:42 PM  

fatalvenom: shut_it_down: This wife sounds like the worst.  She orders him a hooker for his birthday, eats chips and watches as he has a terrible time, writes about it in her book, and then drags him around in public so that she can leverage his marginal celebrity to help sell the dumb book.

Sounds like a typical cuckold to me.

I bet for her birthday she gets stuck like a pig on a rotisserie by two well-endowed black gentleman, while she puts his pie farking scene on a 90" TV on a loop and makes him flop his pennis watching it.

Then she has the two black gentleman bust in her and he has to clean-up.


You watch way too many daytime cartoons.
 
2014-06-21 02:22:45 PM  

thamike: fatalvenom: shut_it_down: This wife sounds like the worst.  She orders him a hooker for his birthday, eats chips and watches as he has a terrible time, writes about it in her book, and then drags him around in public so that she can leverage his marginal celebrity to help sell the dumb book.

Sounds like a typical cuckold to me.

I bet for her birthday she gets stuck like a pig on a rotisserie by two well-endowed black gentleman, while she puts his pie farking scene on a 90" TV on a loop and makes him flop his pennis watching it.

Then she has the two black gentleman bust in her and he has to clean-up.

You watch way too many daytime cartoons.


Someone always told me Dark Wing Duck was a BDSM cartoon.
 
2014-06-21 02:30:23 PM  

fatalvenom: Someone always told me Dark Wing Duck was a BDSM cartoon.


That's a f*cked up thing to always tell someone.
 
2014-06-21 06:54:39 PM  

Mikey1969: "I didn't have a good time in the end," said Biggs

I think his wife may have hired the wrong prostitute...


While he was farking the prostitute his wife came up from behind and pegged him.
 
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