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(WFTV Orlando)   Long arm of the law recovers double amputees' stolen truck, prosthetics   (wftv.com ) divider line
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2014-06-21 07:46:58 AM  
Autoplay video sucked the funny out of my brain.
 
2014-06-21 07:47:46 AM  
That truck must have cost an arm and a leg.
 
2014-06-21 07:50:43 AM  
Richard Kimble seen nodding in approval
 
2014-06-21 07:52:26 AM  

lindalouwho: That truck must have cost an arm and a leg.


See, that wasn't hard.  Thanks for that!
 
2014-06-21 07:54:17 AM  
It takes a special kind of badass to steal from a cripple.
 
2014-06-21 07:58:43 AM  

bunner: It takes a special kind of badass to steal from a cripple.


The kind of man who chews tobaccy, and always drinks Ripple.
 
2014-06-21 09:37:50 AM  
Long arm of the law recovers double amputees' stolen truck, prosthetics

So, how many double amputees were there?
 
2014-06-21 09:42:07 AM  

jfarkinB: Long arm of the law recovers double amputees' stolen truck, prosthetics

So, how many double amputees were there?


Two.  They're like Master-Blaster.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-21 11:32:07 AM  

bunner: It takes a special kind of badass to steal from a cripple.


Im pretty sure stealing a cripple's prostetics will get you an afterlife in the special hell.
 
2014-06-21 12:23:52 PM  
Seth Meyers asked how/why did he leave them in the truck.

"I'm home now. I won't need these."
 
2014-06-21 03:45:32 PM  
Police said they also located the second car that was stolen from Miller's neighborhood, but it was too damaged to drive.

So basically some shiatbags just came along and stole a car for a joyride before destroying it, and stole a man's truck and livelihood as well. Sadly, those tools are probably thrown into a swamp. "Oh, lookey da big splash!111"

Hang 'em high. Better yet, hang 'em low, so their toes can just barely touch the ground and it takes awhile.
 
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