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(UPI)   Drunken man attempts to break into snow cone stand while it is still open   (upi.com) divider line 15
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2014-06-20 11:48:52 AM  
Stealing Sno Cones is the perfect crime because then when they're taking you downtown to book you for a misdemeanor you can point to the puddle and say "Oh really officer, I don't see any Sno Cone."

Of course the syrup can be a bit of a problem but stall them for a few minutes, the ants will take care of the rest.

I only share this information because I'm a reformed cat burgler that got tired of being scratched by cats I was trying to steal.  Now I focus solely on high-end low-risk sort of stuff like really expensive ice sculptures, which many consider the saddest of all artistic mediums.
 
2014-06-20 12:14:05 PM  
There's money in the snow cone stand!
 
2014-06-20 01:02:09 PM  
Play the whole game you a whole snowcone

Half game you still get a whole snowcone
 
2014-06-20 01:27:50 PM  
Subby.. YOU SUCK.

You can't link to a news story video.. The video page is for a video of WHAT the link is about.

Subby.. YOU SUCK.
 
2014-06-20 01:48:20 PM  

master_dman: Subby.. YOU SUCK.

You can't link to a news story video.. The video page is for a video of WHAT the link is about.

Subby.. YOU SUCK.


^This for starters. Was expecting surveillance video, or something mildly entertaining.

Secondly, THOSE AREN'T SNO-CONES! That is a CUP \_/ with farking ice and syrup. That's just a slushy.
 
2014-06-20 02:07:38 PM  
Perfect time to do that.  No one would expect it.
 
2014-06-20 02:57:17 PM  

master_dman: Subby.. YOU SUCK.

You can't link to a news story video.. The video page is for a video of WHAT the link is about.

Subby.. YOU SUCK.



This is all I came here to say.
 
2014-06-20 04:28:15 PM  

AteMyBrain: master_dman: Subby.. YOU SUCK.

You can't link to a news story video.. The video page is for a video of WHAT the link is about.

Subby.. YOU SUCK.


This is all I came here to say.


Subby, I did your mom last night.
 
2014-06-20 04:54:58 PM  

Parachute Test Platoon: Play the whole game you a whole snowcone

Half game you still get a whole snowcone


Grape!  Or cherry.  Both favorites.
 
2014-06-20 06:54:58 PM  
She said she could understand something like that at night, but not during the day.  What a sheltered life she must leave.  Is there anyone here among us who has not started drinking as soon as the sun came up?
 
2014-06-20 07:20:58 PM  
Whew! Tragedy averted.
 
2014-06-20 08:16:42 PM  

gfid: She said she could understand something like that at night, but not during the day.  What a sheltered life she must leave.  Is there anyone here among us who has not started drinking as soon as the sun came up?


They don't call it Breakfast Stout and expect you to wait until evening, do they?
 
2014-06-20 09:38:21 PM  
Hmmm.. Makes want a sno cone.
 
2014-06-21 01:08:32 AM  

gfid: She said she could understand something like that at night, but not during the day.  What a sheltered life she must leave.  Is there anyone here among us who has not started drinking as soon as the sun came up?


I'm not sure if I was trying to say "lead" or "live", but clearly "leave" was not the right word to use.  I didn't start drinking as soon as the sun came up today, but I did start drinking as soon as I woke up.
 
2014-06-21 01:29:19 AM  
knocking on the door and trying the handle is not the same as 'breaking in'. but if you are a scared little white girl whose dad is a cop, and you can fark over some poor guys life, cause he was drunk and confused...y'all go right ahead. farking hillbillies.
 
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