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(Kotaku)   And, if I ever do get arrested by a video game character, I hope it's Pokémon's Officer Jenny   (kotaku.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-20 10:20:22 AM  
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2014-06-20 10:41:17 AM  
I'll take the 500 identical Nurse Joys, thanks.
 
2014-06-20 12:18:51 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'll take the 500 identical Nurse Joys, thanks.


The most plausible explanation for that is that they're pokemon.  Human pokemon.
 
2014-06-20 12:20:43 PM  
I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.
 
2014-06-20 12:21:54 PM  
I'd prefer Judge Anderson. Give me a few hours in an iso-cube with her any day.

\Summary execution is more likely
\\Still worth it
 
2014-06-20 12:24:19 PM  

bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.


I've known two really hot female police officers in my career. Both lesbians as far as I know. Pity. And they both seemed to have a "need to try twice as hard" complex being in a mostly male career and were thus super fit and reaaalllly good at unarmed self-defense.
 
2014-06-20 12:26:17 PM  
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2014-06-20 12:54:57 PM  
If I got arrested by a video game character, it meant the mushrooms did their job.
 
2014-06-20 12:55:05 PM  

taurusowner: bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.

I've known two really hot female police officers in my career. Both lesbians as far as I know. Pity. And they both seemed to have a "need to try twice as hard" complex being in a mostly male career and were thus super fit and reaaalllly good at unarmed self-defense.


i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-20 01:11:28 PM  
Anyone else think the guy in the second pic is getting pegged?
 
2014-06-20 01:25:21 PM  

bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.


Strangely enough, almost all the female cops I've seen in my area have been quite attractive... some to the point that I cannot imagine them not getting hit on non-stop by the idiots that they're there to arrest.

They always had a male partner though... but still, it's impressive to see girls that are so nice looking that actually went into such a choice of career.
 
2014-06-20 01:46:41 PM  
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2014-06-20 01:57:38 PM  
I used to be an adventurer like you yada yada arrow yada yada knee....
 
2014-06-20 02:05:42 PM  
I'd rather get brought in by a bounty hunter:

fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-20 02:10:04 PM  

bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.


I got pulled over by an attractive female cop once.  It was for expired plates (I had just bought the used car and had the paperwork with me).  It was on an extremely hot day so sitting in my car was very uncomfortable, so I asked to be allowed out of the car while she ran my plates.   I guess this bothered her because she asked to search me.  I wanted to say, "not before dinner and drinks", but I had a moment of common sense (strange for me).  I did refuse her request, though.
 
2014-06-20 02:46:43 PM  

OgreMagi: bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.

I got pulled over by an attractive female cop once.  It was for expired plates (I had just bought the used car and had the paperwork with me).  It was on an extremely hot day so sitting in my car was very uncomfortable, so I asked to be allowed out of the car while she ran my plates.   I guess this bothered her because she asked to search me.  I wanted to say, "not before dinner and drinks", but I had a moment of common sense (strange for me).  I did refuse her request, though.


Hang on.  Let me get some lotion.
...
...

OK.  Go on...
 
2014-06-20 03:11:51 PM  

OgreMagi: bingethinker: I saw an attractive female cop once. It was like seeing a unicorn.

I got pulled over by an attractive female cop once.  It was for expired plates (I had just bought the used car and had the paperwork with me).  It was on an extremely hot day so sitting in my car was very uncomfortable, so I asked to be allowed out of the car while she ran my plates.   I guess this bothered her because she asked to search me.  I wanted to say, "not before dinner and drinks", but I had a moment of common sense (strange for me).  I did refuse her request, though.


I got stopped by a lady cop, in my... automobiiiiille
 
2014-06-20 03:33:45 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I'd rather get brought in by a bounty hunter:

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You're asking for a Man-Faye post there.
 
2014-06-20 03:52:50 PM  
I was on jury duty once and the arresting officer was a cute young woman. Reminded me of the sister on Dexter.

Would have liked to give her the conviction but the evidence wasn't there :(
 
2014-06-20 04:21:31 PM  
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2014-06-20 04:56:55 PM  
I farking love cosplay chicks.... generally.
 
2014-06-20 06:05:00 PM  
Public servants in Montreal are generally super-hot. Cops of both genders generally seem to be model-caliber.

One of the hottest women I've ever seen was hanging off the side of a garbage truck in MTL. She jumped off to deal with a garbage can, and I swear everything was moving in slow-motion.

I don't know what it is. Maybe there's a "hiring couch", or maybe local film studios cast from the public servants, or maybe Montreal's six-thousand different strip clubs don't pay well enough to quit the day job.

Or maybe Montreal's gene pool is just that farking hot. After living there for 3 years, I can believe it.
 
2014-06-20 06:31:47 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'll take the 500 identical Nurse Joys, thanks.


th06.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-20 08:00:21 PM  
A group of identical triplets need to go to a con cosplaying as Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny
 
2014-06-21 12:41:42 PM  
If we are getting arrested, I prefer Deunan Knute from Appleseed
medium.cosplay.com

Although eSWAT ins't exactly known for taking prisoners...


Fine, Leona from Dominion Tank Police
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