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(Orlando Sentinel)   How embarrassing will it be to think that you're going to be known in prison as the guy who tried to kill someone with grits?   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 14
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2014-06-20 09:54:00 AM  
3 votes:
www.newsofyesteryear.com
You gotta watch where you throw that thing!
2014-06-20 09:01:35 PM  
2 votes:
No Al Green reference?
I am disappoint
2014-06-20 10:30:48 AM  
2 votes:

Devil's Playground: FTA: Holley warned Blacknell to stay away from his home. The next day, Blacknell was back.

It's Florida, stand your ground in play.


That damned law is too broad as it is.  And now it's been expanded to include Stand Your Ground Corn?!  Ridiculous.
2014-06-20 09:46:48 AM  
2 votes:
True, grits can be painful..

moreclaremore.com
2014-06-20 09:40:54 AM  
2 votes:
Were they magic grits
i1.ytimg.com
2014-06-20 09:00:15 AM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Police did not say what started the argument but a witness said it was over an insignificant issue.

Probably mentioned the grits were lumpy.


It was over this woman:

i125.photobucket.com
2014-06-20 11:42:02 AM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: Instant grits?


[scoffs]
No self respecting southerner uses instant grits.
2014-06-20 10:10:36 AM  
1 votes:
Regular, creamy or al dente?
2014-06-20 10:10:23 AM  
1 votes:
Can't believe the law wants to charge this guy with attempted murder. If anything, in the south, you'd think they'd charge the victim of the assault for ruining a good batch of grits.
2014-06-20 09:54:06 AM  
1 votes:
FumblingTowardsSanity

It would be far better be known as the man who HAD killed someone with grits.

Just sayin'.


Exactly.

"Hey, dog...don't fark with that one. Dude killed a man with grits. With GRITS, SON!"
2014-06-20 09:48:23 AM  
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Loves his mama, loves his PCP
2014-06-20 09:46:14 AM  
1 votes:
Instant grits?
2014-06-20 09:41:20 AM  
1 votes:
It would be far better be known as the man who HAD killed someone with grits.

Just sayin'.
2014-06-20 09:31:16 AM  
1 votes:
i61.tinypic.com
Approves
 
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