Diogenes: Police did not say what started the argument but a witness said it was over an insignificant issue.Probably mentioned the grits were lumpy.
dittybopper: Diogenes: Police did not say what started the argument but a witness said it was over an insignificant issue.Probably mentioned the grits were lumpy.It was over this woman:[i125.photobucket.com image 528x800]
FumblingTowardsSanity: It would be far better be known as the man who HAD killed someone with grits.Just sayin'.
menschenfresser: What the hell is a grit?(just kidding - grits are basically polenta as far as I can tell).
MrBallou: [i61.tinypic.com image 266x152]Approves
mentallo69: Were they magic grits
dryknife: Regular, creamy or al dente?
Wrath of Heaven: My dad is from Ohio... *loves* grits.I never took to them... I'm a scrapple man all the way.
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Loves his mama, loves his PCP
Devil's Playground: FTA: Holley warned Blacknell to stay away from his home. The next day, Blacknell was back.It's Florida, stand your ground in play.
H31N0US: Instant grits?
vudukungfu: The argument ended in a pushing match outside Holley's home on King Cole Boulevard in southwest Orlando.That street named after Nat or Old King?
Another Government Employee: Wrath of Heaven: My dad is from Ohio... *loves* grits.I never took to them... I'm a scrapple man all the way.I've done Scrapple and Grits. Not bad, but Home Fries work better for that particular "meat".
special20: Can't believe the law wants to charge this guy with attempted murder.
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