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(Guardian)   Britain's tourism minister says wannabe vacationers trapped in the country due to huge passport backlog take "staycations", under the motto "when life gives you lemons, you can always trust the government to come and shove them up your arse"   ( divider line
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2014-06-20 02:36:40 PM  
3 votes:
2014-06-20 02:35:24 PM  
3 votes:
2014-06-20 04:27:11 PM  
2 votes:
That's not as annoying as the allegedly serious media using a word like "staycation". We don't even use one of the words it's derived from.

As Charlie Brooker said, anyone who uses words like that is a funt.
2014-06-20 03:53:40 PM  
2 votes:

d23: This is a good enough excuse to break out the David Cameron memes...

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2014-06-20 02:06:49 PM  
2 votes:
In before "Lay back and think of England"
2014-06-20 02:06:18 PM  
2 votes:
I think there's a lot to be said for the 'staycation'.

Sure. If you live somewhere worth visiting. These poor limey bastards live in England.
2014-06-20 02:05:24 PM  
2 votes:
It's a good thing then that life never gives you Jack fruits.
2014-06-20 05:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
2014-06-20 03:57:14 PM  
1 vote:
"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?" - Jack Handey
2014-06-20 03:04:28 PM  
1 vote:


What a staycation may look like

Dear ontariolightning,

I hope this post card finds you well.
Thank you for making the reference
to that show. I'm having a great time
here. See you when I get back!


Brent Englebert
2014-06-20 02:45:53 PM  
1 vote:
Did you mean lemon party?
could be NSFW.
did I mention NSFW anywhere but government offices?
2014-06-20 02:39:30 PM  
1 vote:

spawn73: its illegal to not tell the government where you live.


I realize Denmark was a rather unique case among the countries that were occupied by the Germans during WWII, but as a general principle, a law like that doesn't pass the "Jews in the attic" test.
2014-06-20 02:31:55 PM  
1 vote:
Could always go to Scotland, since it's still the same country and such.
d23 [BareFark]
2014-06-20 02:25:41 PM  
1 vote:

H31N0US: BalugaJoe: Why do you wait till the last minute to get your passport?

I know right? What are they, American or something?

We saved yer ass in WWII
2014-06-20 02:23:11 PM  
1 vote:
2014-06-20 02:13:53 PM  
1 vote:
Isn`t it in the international human rights that you have the right to return to your home country AND ALSO LEAVE IT

which America handily forgets in the case of Haiti for example...
2014-06-20 02:06:03 PM  
1 vote:
That's a pretty good motto.
2014-06-20 01:12:50 PM  
1 vote:

Yes, well, they do that, benders.
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