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(New Musical Express)   US burger chain Umami selling "The Black Keys Burger." Early reviews claim the sandwich is dry, derivative, bland, and reminds you that there are other, better burgers out there that deserve your money   (nme.com) divider line 34
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2014-06-20 02:08:52 PM
The Robin Trower burger is better.
 
2014-06-20 04:10:54 PM
Their Port and Stilton burger is a top fiver for me.
 
2014-06-20 04:13:45 PM
Better than the Jack White burger- just sour grapes on white bread.
 
2014-06-20 04:15:02 PM
The Metallica Burger: a burger that was made better 23 years ago.
 
2014-06-20 04:16:46 PM
Really miss their manly burger.
 
2014-06-20 04:35:58 PM
You could try the Coldplay, but it's just a drier version of their U2 burger.
 
2014-06-20 04:43:31 PM
Gratuitous Kuma's Corner mention.
 
2014-06-20 04:47:46 PM
With a name like that, it's Just Got To Be good!
 
2014-06-20 04:50:59 PM
Pitchfork recommended another burger made from these obscure cows you've probably never herd of.
 
2014-06-20 04:58:33 PM
Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?
 
2014-06-20 04:59:28 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


Wham.
 
2014-06-20 05:00:03 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


We all love Nickleback. So go out and buy some CDs.

snicker
 
2014-06-20 05:05:01 PM

TravelingFreakshow: Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?

Wham.


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?

We all love Nickleback. So go out and buy some CDs.

snicker


Well at least I can now safely ignore Fark's musical taste
 
2014-06-20 05:08:14 PM

Summoner101: TravelingFreakshow: Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?

Wham.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?

We all love Nickleback. So go out and buy some CDs.

snicker

Well at least I can now safely ignore Fark's musical taste



Hence the demise of the late, lamented Music tab. And by "lamented," of course, I mean "lamentable".

It died of smug.
 
2014-06-20 05:17:10 PM
But if you want to be technically correct with your order get the Jeff Beck burger every time.
 
2014-06-20 05:25:39 PM
Also, the burger has a really farking entitled attitude and makes an ass out of itself in every interview.
 
2014-06-20 05:33:47 PM
We're bashing The Black Keys now?
 
2014-06-20 05:42:38 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


Just Rush.  I saw a guy post 'rush sucks' and quite literally was *favorited!ed* by at least a dozen people.
 
2014-06-20 05:46:30 PM

wholedamnshow: We're bashing The Black Keys now?


Not me. I've always liked them.

/haters gonna hate
 
2014-06-20 06:51:30 PM

havocmike: Also, the burger has a really farking entitled attitude and makes an ass out of itself in every interview.


This. Its actually not a bad burger, but you dont want to like it.
 
2014-06-20 07:10:13 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


img.fark.net

No.
 
2014-06-20 07:10:46 PM
NERDS
 
2014-06-20 08:06:53 PM
The Nirvana burger is great, they use freshly hunted waterfowl
 
2014-06-20 08:57:18 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


- Kansas
- The Monkees
- Weird Al
/official list
 
2014-06-20 09:38:40 PM
The Chuck Berry; now with extra urine. Big seller in Deutchland
The Morrissey; no patty

//got nuthin'
 
2014-06-20 09:45:42 PM
I thought it would be funny if they opened one of these restaurants up in Miami so it would be Umami Miami.  Then I saw they have one in South Beach,  I know what I'm doing for lunch Sunday.
 
2014-06-20 10:15:44 PM
You'd think a burger called the "Akron Burger" would actually be available in Akron. It's the Sonic commercial all over again.

Oh, and Swenson's > Skyway
 
2014-06-20 10:39:05 PM

TravelingFreakshow: Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?

Wham.


Queen seems to be pretty safe.
 
2014-06-21 12:14:16 AM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nickeback

Here's a Youtube list of songs you can listen to while on Fark.
 
2014-06-21 12:29:09 AM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


Judging from the number of links, there's one Farker who highly touts this band.
 
2014-06-21 01:44:28 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Gratuitous Kuma's Corner mention.


EXCELLENT burgers, btw!!! The lines are always long as fark, but damn well worth it.
 
2014-06-21 08:51:08 AM
The Black Keys are the worst band I have ever listened to.

The soundtrack to Blankman had more replayability than anything the black keys have done.
 
2014-06-21 11:06:01 AM

likwidflame: The Black Keys are the worst band I have ever listened to.

The soundtrack to Blankman had more replayability than anything the black keys have done.


Totally agree,  dude -  they're no Limp Bizkit.
 
2014-06-21 07:25:44 PM

Summoner101: Are there any bands I'm allowed to like according the Fark?


Iron Maiden
Insane Clown Posse
Bruce Springsteen & his pals

/something for everyone
 
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