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(Deadspin)   What happens when you hit a ball back into the pitching machine? Let's ask Matt Joyce   (deadspin.com) divider line 18
    More: Amusing, batting gloves, designated hitter, right back, Rays, pitching machine  
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2184 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 Jun 2014 at 2:29 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-20 01:08:15 PM  
You take a BP fastball down the middle.
 
2014-06-20 02:36:05 PM  
alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

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2014-06-20 02:38:18 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

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Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, n00b.
 
2014-06-20 02:38:54 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
//welcometofark.jpg


Personally, I think the sports tab has been pretty good of late.....there's isn't the metric shiat ton of Red Sawx/Yankee threads lately.

Though it's almost time for NFL football, and I'm already dreading the masturbatory Seahawk threads.
 
2014-06-20 02:54:30 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!


If you're looking for intelligent and rational discourse, might I suggest the Politics tab?
 
2014-06-20 02:59:59 PM  
This video would have been infinitely better if the re-pitch socked him in the cup.
 
2014-06-20 03:09:40 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
//welcometofark.jpg


The NBA is still real to this guy, dammit.
 
2014-06-20 03:11:56 PM  
When I saw the headline about this, I was imagining that he hit a line drive directly into the "spinning" part and it basically immediately shot back at him.

This was he popped the ball up, and it hit the upper netting, and fell back into the fairly large opening on top of the machine.... honestly, while I'm sure that "rarely" happens, it doesn't seem like a "1 in a million" thing.... it looks to be a fairly good sized opening.

/also would have been more interesting had he actually been ready and hit it the second time
 
2014-06-20 03:24:35 PM  

dletter: When I saw the headline about this, I was imagining that he hit a line drive directly into the "spinning" part and it basically immediately shot back at him.


Same here.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-06-20 03:51:10 PM  

dletter: When I saw the headline about this, I was imagining that he hit a line drive directly into the "spinning" part and it basically immediately shot back at him.

This was he popped the ball up, and it hit the upper netting, and fell back into the fairly large opening on top of the machine.... honestly, while I'm sure that "rarely" happens, it doesn't seem like a "1 in a million" thing.... it looks to be a fairly good sized opening.

/also would have been more interesting had he actually been ready and hit it the second time


Yea, this totally happens all the time.
 
2014-06-20 03:53:59 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
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Think about this for a second. Not everyone cares about basketball despite what that glowing box on the television tells you. Think for yourself.
 
2014-06-20 04:10:03 PM  
The pitching machine says your mother farks Roombas.
 
2014-06-20 04:36:26 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
//welcometofark.jpg


No one cares about basketball

Bye
 
2014-06-20 04:44:32 PM  

LessO2: Though it's almost time for NFL football, and I'm already dreading the masturbatory Seahawk threads.


The problem isn't the threads about the Seahawks. It's all the OTHER threads that somehow get turned INTO Seahawk threads.

/this is now a Seahawk thread.
 
2014-06-20 04:51:15 PM  

JayCab: LessO2: Though it's almost time for NFL football, and I'm already dreading the masturbatory Seahawk threads.

The problem isn't the threads about the Seahawks. It's all the OTHER threads that somehow get turned INTO Seahawk threads.

/this is now a Seahawk thread.


And we only masturbate when we win. Which is now frequently.
 
2014-06-20 05:12:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!


If you're looking for intelligent and rational discourse, might I suggest the Politics tab?


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/snickers
 
2014-06-20 08:32:13 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
//welcometofark.jpg


FARK's sports by popularity:
Football (American)
Hockey
Soccer
Golf/Tennis/Baseball
anything women's
Basketball

If wrestling is included put it up around hockey and soccer.

This just isn't a place for hoops
 
2014-06-20 09:14:14 PM  

Kid the Universe: alright, i'm just about fed up with this tab. This bullshiat gets a farking submission but the consensus #1 pick in the upcoming NBA draft getting foot surgery a week out from the damn draft, throwing the whole top of the order into chaos, can't get a goddamn thread! What the fark, FARK!

I know I know

/wellbye.jpg
//welcometofark.jpg


Fark's just not a hotspot for basketball discussion.  Wouldn't shock me if the Embiid injury didn't get a submission.

What we really need is a thread about the Blatt hire.  A world where the Cavs are coached competently just seems upside down.
 
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