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(Daily Mail)   A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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2014-06-20 12:57:41 PM
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Cold_Sassy: cgraves67: Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.

I'm surprised it took this long for race to come up. You're slipping, Fark.

So, because she is black she deserves to get a free pass on being an ignorant, neglectful biatch?  That's what you're saying, isn't it?


Of course, its called being a democrat.
2014-06-20 10:12:03 AM
2 votes:
Would you like a towel?

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2014-06-20 09:04:27 AM
2 votes:

www.preferthebar.com

Was that wrong?  You mean I shouldn't have done that?

2014-06-20 06:28:31 AM
2 votes:
My old family made me ride in the trunk once. My new family doesn't.
2014-06-20 01:12:22 AM
2 votes:
Ahh... gotta love my home State

And yes, we really need a Texas tag
2014-06-20 12:15:36 PM
1 votes:
She put 'em on the trunk.  She put 'em on the hood.  Both mothers had been drinkin', and were feeling pretty good!

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2014-06-20 10:30:24 AM
1 votes:
This us why I have a roof rack.
2014-06-20 10:00:02 AM
1 votes:

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


Everyone involved in /b/ should be arrested.
2014-06-20 09:34:25 AM
1 votes:

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


I got arrested for picking up six kids after they went swimming. To be fair, they weren't mine. ...
2014-06-20 09:22:53 AM
1 votes:
Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.
2014-06-20 08:55:13 AM
1 votes:
You gotta better way to dry them off that fast?  I don't think so.
2014-06-20 08:35:08 AM
1 votes:
the investigation is trying to determine exactly what caused the children to come off the car, but they suspect alcohol and driver error.

It was actually physics and gravity, but sure, we'll go with your answer instead.
2014-06-20 08:34:07 AM
1 votes:

KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.


People are often saying to me about how they used to walk 900 miles when they were kids, but nowadays things are so bad what with the child sex predators hiding in every tree and the internets and the snap chats with the kids sexting and a hipping and a hopping and pipping and a popping.  It's not like in our days when we had jello pudding pops and new coke.

I grew up during the satanic ritual abuse scare.  My mom was convinced that there were satanists everywhere.  She also was though that glasnost was a scam to trick us into letting our guard down.  Hmm, maybe she was right on that last one.
2014-06-20 08:27:50 AM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.


And you can never get the smell of children out either.
2014-06-20 08:25:19 AM
1 votes:
In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.
2014-06-20 08:24:00 AM
1 votes:
There was this older kid in our neighborhood who would frequently surf on the hood of cars which I thought was an awesome feat.  One day he got a head injury, but it wasn't from surfing on cars.  He filled up his Corsica at a rural gas station and attempted to drive away without paying.  The proprietor chased after him and ran him off the road and into a telephone pole.

True story.
2014-06-20 08:20:51 AM
1 votes:
Having children ride on the car without a being in a proper dog cage? What would Mitt do?
2014-06-20 08:07:03 AM
1 votes:
Everything's stupider in Texas!
 
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