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(Daily Mail)   A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-06-20 10:12:03 AM
Would you like a towel?

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2014-06-20 10:21:59 AM
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2014-06-20 10:25:06 AM

Epic Fap Session: It's like they hired Fark admins as editors.


Since you're busting on the editors, I thought I'd mention that there is not a town in Texas named Cowley.  There *is* a town named Crowley, south of Ft Worth, which is where this actually happened.
 
2014-06-20 10:26:07 AM

TravelingFreakshow: A white woman would have just left them to dry out while she went shopping.

Suprised me that she wasn't white.  Because the thing about black people and swimimng.

 
2014-06-20 10:28:14 AM

KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.


Dozens of rapists lurk around every corner In our once great nation. Why do you want little kids to get raped again and again and again and again?
 
2014-06-20 10:30:15 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.


Dude.  It's a Chevy Malibu.  I don't think those things even have a resale value.
 
2014-06-20 10:30:17 AM

Boba Chet: the investigation is trying to determine exactly what caused the children to come off the car, but they suspect alcohol and driver error.

It was actually physics and gravity, but sure, we'll go with your answer instead.


Why not just physics? No need to be redundant.
 
2014-06-20 10:30:24 AM
fark yeah. Keep making Texas classy.
 
2014-06-20 10:30:24 AM
This us why I have a roof rack.
 
2014-06-20 10:41:49 AM
What the fark is children and why is everyone talking about it? Is that what you buy to make your computer go faster?
 
2014-06-20 11:08:14 AM
What the hell is her problem.

That's a hatchback.  plenty of room for them to ride on the rear floorboard.    The worst you get is the exhaust circling back in your lungs.

That is also a cheap ass-car.  putting kids on the hood can dent it.  what is she thinking.
 
2014-06-20 11:12:22 AM
It's funny when you here people talk about how it is 'so much more dangerous today' when in fact it isn't.  The difference is that people know about the terrible things that happen, but those terrible things were happening back in the 50s and 60s, but the news didn't report on it the way they do now.  If anything kids are actually much safer today than they have been in the past.

I don't know how I ever survived being a kid.  Seatbelts didn't always exist.  Young kids rode in the front of cars.  For little league we would pile in the bed of a pickup truck and drive 20 miles to a game.  Got all muddy at your soccer game.  You walk two miles home so you don't get mud all over your parents car.  Somehow I survived.
 
2014-06-20 12:11:13 PM
It's a shame these kids don't have a father to tell them to walk the fark home
 
2014-06-20 12:15:36 PM
She put 'em on the trunk.  She put 'em on the hood.  Both mothers had been drinkin', and were feeling pretty good!

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2014-06-20 12:15:42 PM

Yaw String: It wa only 2500 ft to walk home from pool.


I am in no way/shape/form excusing the mother for any of her actions, but damn, why didn't she just WALK down and get the kids?  OR since there were six of them, I'd presume it would be safe for them to walk home together.

/Stupid coont mother AND her "friend"
 
2014-06-20 12:28:02 PM
This is the one time I am not even going to bother reading the article. I just want to see the pics!
 
2014-06-20 12:29:21 PM

cgraves67: Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.

I'm surprised it took this long for race to come up. You're slipping, Fark.


So, because she is black she deserves to get a free pass on being an ignorant, neglectful biatch?  That's what you're saying, isn't it?
 
2014-06-20 12:57:41 PM

Cold_Sassy: cgraves67: Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.

I'm surprised it took this long for race to come up. You're slipping, Fark.

So, because she is black she deserves to get a free pass on being an ignorant, neglectful biatch?  That's what you're saying, isn't it?


Of course, its called being a democrat.
 
2014-06-20 01:29:07 PM

KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.


Yup.
 
2014-06-20 01:43:11 PM

cgraves67: Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.

I'm surprised it took this long for race to come up. You're slipping, Fark.


I refer you to the post 15 spots up from yours.  Now, you owe Fark an apology Mr.

TravelingFreakshow:
A white woman would have just left them to dry out while she went shopping.
 
2014-06-20 02:29:09 PM

Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

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Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.


Continue? No one has started.
 
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