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(Daily Mail)   A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-06-20 01:12:22 AM
Ahh... gotta love my home State

And yes, we really need a Texas tag
 
2014-06-20 01:20:03 AM
E) Drivin' while Texan

/oh, that's about a two six-pack drive
 
2014-06-20 06:28:31 AM
My old family made me ride in the trunk once. My new family doesn't.
 
2014-06-20 08:07:03 AM
Everything's stupider in Texas!
 
2014-06-20 08:09:07 AM

Trance750: Ahh... gotta love my home State

And yes, we really need a Texas tag


I'm pretty sure Arizona and Ohio are ahead of you on getting own tag.
 
2014-06-20 08:09:35 AM
It was a hard fought contest, but in an upset Texas Woman defeats Florida Woman.  This is like the Miracle on Ice.
 
2014-06-20 08:12:47 AM
Why did she get arrested for B?
 
2014-06-20 08:17:08 AM
Come, drink the Kool-Aid and become one of us!
 
2014-06-20 08:19:48 AM

Tr0mBoNe: My old family made me ride in the trunk once.


2.bp.blogspot.com

ONCE!
 
2014-06-20 08:20:19 AM
12 year old daughter has a severe head injury.

Give the mom one.
 
2014-06-20 08:20:51 AM
Having children ride on the car without a being in a proper dog cage? What would Mitt do?
 
2014-06-20 08:23:05 AM
Some days you just gotta get your drink on early.
 
2014-06-20 08:23:29 AM
It wa only 2500 ft to walk home from pool.
 
2014-06-20 08:24:00 AM
There was this older kid in our neighborhood who would frequently surf on the hood of cars which I thought was an awesome feat.  One day he got a head injury, but it wasn't from surfing on cars.  He filled up his Corsica at a rural gas station and attempted to drive away without paying.  The proprietor chased after him and ran him off the road and into a telephone pole.

True story.
 
2014-06-20 08:25:19 AM
In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.
 
2014-06-20 08:26:35 AM
Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.
 
2014-06-20 08:27:23 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.


This!
 
2014-06-20 08:27:50 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In all fairness, chlorine is terrible for car interiors. She's just being practical about the resale value.


And you can never get the smell of children out either.
 
2014-06-20 08:28:26 AM
It was a natural selection tryout. She was keeping the ones who could hang on to the car.
 
2014-06-20 08:30:34 AM
We need Texas, Arizona, New York, and Japan tags. Get on it Drew!
 
2014-06-20 08:30:49 AM
They've got some roads so straight there she probably could have had one of them drive by just saying hold this still.
 
2014-06-20 08:31:29 AM

Yaw String: It wa only 2500 ft to walk home from pool.


"Just shy of half a mile,"
Red was never a surveyor
 
2014-06-20 08:32:13 AM
Women, subby.  Plural.

/if only they knew where their towel was
 
2014-06-20 08:34:07 AM

KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.


People are often saying to me about how they used to walk 900 miles when they were kids, but nowadays things are so bad what with the child sex predators hiding in every tree and the internets and the snap chats with the kids sexting and a hipping and a hopping and pipping and a popping.  It's not like in our days when we had jello pudding pops and new coke.

I grew up during the satanic ritual abuse scare.  My mom was convinced that there were satanists everywhere.  She also was though that glasnost was a scam to trick us into letting our guard down.  Hmm, maybe she was right on that last one.
 
2014-06-20 08:35:08 AM
the investigation is trying to determine exactly what caused the children to come off the car, but they suspect alcohol and driver error.

It was actually physics and gravity, but sure, we'll go with your answer instead.
 
2014-06-20 08:45:26 AM

Trance750: Ahh... gotta love my home State

And yes, we really need a Texas tag


Well, they've earned it.
You gotta respect that.
 
2014-06-20 08:47:43 AM

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


I came in here solely to see if someone would ask that.
 
2014-06-20 08:48:19 AM
16 and roof riding through a cornfield is fun.


Until you run into some abandoned machinery and get launched like a missile.

/dislocated vertebrae

//good times

///csb
 
2014-06-20 08:50:18 AM
A white woman would have just left them to dry out while she went shopping.
 
2014-06-20 08:55:13 AM
You gotta better way to dry them off that fast?  I don't think so.
 
2014-06-20 09:01:38 AM
I saw her picture. Her 6 kids were swimming AND she got arrested for actually breaking law. Those things don't add up. This must be one of those onion stories.
 
2014-06-20 09:02:08 AM
According to Cowley Police Department, Kisha Young, 39, asked the kids...

Two sentences later...

Young, the 38-year-old driver and mother to some of the children...

It's like they hired Fark admins as editors.
 
2014-06-20 09:03:30 AM
How exactly is B illegeal?
 
2014-06-20 09:03:47 AM

Rapmaster2000: KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.

People are often saying to me about how they used to walk 900 miles when they were kids, but nowadays things are so bad what with the child sex predators hiding in every tree and the internets and the snap chats with the kids sexting and a hipping and a hopping and pipping and a popping.  It's not like in our days when we had jello pudding pops and new coke.

I grew up during the satanic ritual abuse scare.  My mom was convinced that there were satanists everywhere.  She also was though that glasnost was a scam to trick us into letting our guard down.  Hmm, maybe she was right on that last one.


Now I want a pudding pop
 
2014-06-20 09:04:27 AM

www.preferthebar.com

Was that wrong?  You mean I shouldn't have done that?

 
2014-06-20 09:06:57 AM
Like it says in The Guide: always know where your towel is.
 
2014-06-20 09:12:03 AM

Rapmaster2000: KingKauff: Half a mile and the kids couldn't walk it? I weep for our youth.

People are often saying to me about how they used to walk 900 miles when they were kids, but nowadays things are so bad what with the child sex predators hiding in every tree and the internets and the snap chats with the kids sexting and a hipping and a hopping and pipping and a popping.  It's not like in our days when we had jello pudding pops and new coke.

I grew up during the satanic ritual abuse scare.  My mom was convinced that there were satanists everywhere.  She also was though that glasnost was a scam to trick us into letting our guard down.  Hmm, maybe she was right on that last one.


My dad has one up, in Budapest hungary in the early 1950s he walked between two mine fields to school every day (Russians had a checkpoint setup) oh and it was 2 miles each way. I believe some parents are over hyped on the whole sex offender situation, they need to watch their farking kids and keep a closer eye on Uncle Johnny then they do some random stranger. Then again our Government refuses to castrate baby diddlers, so its really not my problem at this point when they get shot.
 
2014-06-20 09:16:00 AM
The first time I heard Iowa as Idiots Out Wandering Around, it was from a Texan. My butt still hurts all these years later from where irony kicked me that day.
 
2014-06-20 09:16:14 AM

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


You try picking up six children after swim class. They're all vigilant about 'stranger danger' and sh*t now, it doesn't even matter how many puppies you have in the van.
 
2014-06-20 09:18:25 AM
C is a natural result of A and B. Drunks don't tend to think things through
 
2014-06-20 09:22:53 AM
Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.
 
2014-06-20 09:30:41 AM

MrBeetle: How exactly is B illegeal?


Well, she was only mother to some of the children. Maybe she didn't have permission to take the others?

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 09:34:25 AM

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


I got arrested for picking up six kids after they went swimming. To be fair, they weren't mine. ...
 
2014-06-20 09:38:21 AM

Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:



Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.


I'm surprised it took this long for race to come up. You're slipping, Fark.
 
2014-06-20 09:40:50 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-20 09:43:53 AM

Silly_Sot: Picture of the Texas woman in question, since most of you won't read the article:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Continue with your redneck jokes about the above woman.


Redneck-like typing detected.
 
2014-06-20 09:48:29 AM

Epic Fap Session: According to Cowley Police Department, Kisha Young, 39, asked the kids...

Two sentences later...

Young, the 38-year-old driver and mother to some of the children...

It's like they hired Fark admins as editors.


I'm glad that I'm not the only one who was bothered by this.
 
2014-06-20 10:00:02 AM

CruJones: Why did she get arrested for B?


Everyone involved in /b/ should be arrested.
 
2014-06-20 10:04:25 AM
A one minute ride, as in close enough to walk them home?
 
2014-06-20 10:05:17 AM
Don't want to ride on the top of the car? Don't get wet.
 
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