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(BBC)   "On one hand, I felt happy because when your daughter becomes god, having a god in the home is a delightful thing"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 22
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2014-06-20 09:32:28 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-20 09:22:09 AM  
3 votes:
This divine life ended abruptly when Chanira was 15, on the day she first menstruated. Suddenly she was no longer the Kumari.
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"Uh guys....apparently I've got this going on. What does it mean?"
'It means you're no longer holy. GTFO.'
2014-06-20 08:58:42 AM  
3 votes:
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Why does God have to do homework?
2014-06-20 09:53:24 AM  
2 votes:

Wrath of Heaven: How to be a god:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't menstruate
3. Don't be unattractive


4. Steal a spaceship
2014-06-20 09:50:03 AM  
2 votes:
How to be a god:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't menstruate
3. Don't be unattractive
2014-06-20 09:35:25 AM  
2 votes:
And people say American kids are pampered and spoiled. At least we don't tell our kids they are omniscient, infallible beings. Although teenagers usually come to that conclusion all by themselves.
2014-06-20 09:00:19 AM  
2 votes:
It just struck me that this is how the Disney starlet machine operates.
2014-06-20 08:59:38 AM  
2 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: FTFA: "This divine life ended abruptly when Chanira was 15, on the day she first menstruated. Suddenly she was no longer the Kumari."

How the FARK does menstruation suddenly revoke one's godhood?? Proof again that people will believe in all kinds of dumb shiat.


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What does god need with a tampon?
2014-06-20 08:45:25 AM  
2 votes:
So they got THAT going for them.
2014-06-20 07:40:39 AM  
2 votes:
All I know is if she asks me if *I'm* a god, I'll say "Yes."
2014-06-20 02:27:08 PM  
1 votes:
I'm getting the feeling there are a lot of former goddesses gritting their teeth and thinking, "If only I still had my powers... You'd ALL be sorry, so very, very sorry...."
2014-06-20 12:53:45 PM  
1 votes:

Wrath of Heaven: How to be a god:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't menstruate
3. Don't be unattractive


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Real Gods are immortal.
2014-06-20 12:06:31 PM  
1 votes:
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Hey! What's going on in here?
2014-06-20 11:03:03 AM  
1 votes:

The hopeless imp: Facetious_Speciest: flondrix

I was taught in school that Buddhism has no deity.

It doesn't. Some sects have plenty, though.

Wait, Buddhists have sects?


Yep. Some are even trans-sect-tuals.
2014-06-20 09:25:44 AM  
1 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: How the FARK does menstruation suddenly revoke one's godhood?? Proof again that people will believe in all kinds of dumb shiat.


Yes, because that is the irrational part.
2014-06-20 09:17:16 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-06-20 09:13:39 AM  
1 votes:
You know,Dana, there are many perks to being the mother of a living god.
2014-06-20 08:58:44 AM  
1 votes:
A lot of households in America have these.  Only when they reach puberty, they don't lose their luster and become mere mortals.  They are the Jewish American Princesses.
2014-06-20 08:53:16 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not surprised she's a diligent student. If everyone around you considers you to be some form of deity, nodding and smiling while soaking up as much knowledge as possible you can get the fark out of there is very reasonable. Other options come to mind first, but plans for world domination aside this is also a good idea.
2014-06-20 08:52:24 AM  
1 votes:
It was weird because the one time I met her she ask me if my starship could carry her wisdom beyond the Barrier!
2014-06-20 08:42:02 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe it's real

Maybe it's Maybeline.
2014-06-20 08:03:47 AM  
1 votes:
You can't tell me what to do!  I'm a god!
 
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