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(Berkeley)   UC Berkley's head epidemiologist on the return of pertussis. The TL:DR? "We're screwed"   (alumni.berkeley.edu ) divider line
    More: Followup, vengeance, Back with a Vengeance, United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit, epidemiology, whooping cough, constitutionals, formaldehyde, strict scrutiny  
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2014-06-20 03:53:16 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-20 08:58:40 PM  
4 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
2014-06-20 05:16:23 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-06-20 03:50:40 PM  
4 votes:
On the plus side, adult pertussis will shred your abs unlike any exercise program you haven't managed to keep up with.
2014-06-20 04:32:51 PM  
3 votes:
I took a shot with...

FARK HATES YOU REPLIED ON JUNE 20, 2014 - 1:17PM
Sunshine, when you've got a free moment could you recommend the best copper crystal orgone rig for breaking up chemtrails?



And she actually responded with:
SUNSHINE REPLIED ON JUNE 20, 2014 - 1:23PM
Wow Fark....that's nice! Chemtrails are real you can research it yourself. If you no anyone who happens to be in weather or is a former Air Force pilot, you could pick their brain, you see, I've already don't this and made my decisions based on different criteria. When I speak to a man who was red Onside fir attaching canisters if barium salts in the airplane I tend to listen. When I see the trails start overhead, I actually take serious notice, because you see...I live in the Rocky Mountains and I live in the middle of nowhere, the norm is usually three to five planes a week flying overhead to larger city's, but when the planes spray, there will 10- 12 planes flying high altitude in the same hour. It's not my job to convince you, it's your job to get your head thinking and testing everything against what you think you know.


So... There you go.
2014-06-20 03:38:47 PM  
3 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Sunshine replied on June 19, 2014 - 2:53pm
Nevertheless Dorit, it is my child, and through extensive research, I choose to not vaccinate my children! No court ruling or intimidation would ever force me to change my position. You are a policy maker and a faithful servant to the pharmaceutical industry. Your policy making and one sided agenda does not serve disease free life. There is to much wrong with the vaccine industry to ever take your words with anything other than a grain of salt. Health freedom and Constitutional protections afforded the parents will not be usurped or coerced into doing something unconscionable such as injecting any living thing with foreign DNA , human diploid derived from aborted baby's, heavy metals, poly sorbate, mouse brain DNA, formaldehyde, ALUMINIUM, thimerasol and bovine cocktails along with antifreeze. To the informed person who can think and reason, your claims are not credible although you come out speaking with a false sense of authority.

And her replies... the derp flows in this one.


I'm starting to re-think the bunker idea, not for a nuclear holocaust, but in fear of the day herds of people like her and her children roam the American plains like braying, retarded, diseased bison.
2014-06-20 05:48:41 PM  
2 votes:

hasty ambush: Hooray for Obama's open borders


Derp!
2014-06-20 04:43:50 PM  
2 votes:

ChubbyTiger: Ok, Sunshine is trolling. Right? Nobody is really that bad, are they?


I think we figured out what Pocket Ninja does in his downtime.
2014-06-20 04:21:05 PM  
2 votes:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: [img.fark.net image 685x834]


omg.  I have never been so thoroughly cock blocked in my little troll life.
2014-06-20 04:03:29 PM  
2 votes:

tricycleracer: I bet Sunshine has been on a cocktail of antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds her entire life.


We need a race for the cure for Narcissism..... :-)
2014-06-20 03:57:59 PM  
2 votes:

Repo Man:
Miss Sunshine is a classic example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Before I knew it was a thing, I used to think of them as people who were so dumb, they actually think that they are smart.


37.media.tumblr.com
2014-06-20 03:55:20 PM  
2 votes:
I just got my Tdap booster.

So far the side affects have included me not dying of lockjaw, diptheria, or pneumonia.

Other side affects include not taking medical advice from models that made a name for themselves by shiatting for Candie's shoe adverts.
2014-06-20 03:49:31 PM  
2 votes:

It's Me Bender: Yes, let's blame religious nut anti-vaccers on the fringe, not the tens of millions of immigrants from third world countries.


Venn diagram fail.
2014-06-20 03:47:12 PM  
2 votes:
The comments made me want to go find someone named Sunshine and punch them in the throat.
2014-06-20 03:40:10 PM  
2 votes:
www.stuartduncan.name
2014-06-20 03:39:46 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: human diploid derived from aborted baby's, heavy metals, poly sorbate, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.


FTFH.
2014-06-20 06:49:58 PM  
1 vote:

Wangiss: iron de havilland:

I've just had a brief look at your profile, and some half-remembered posts bearing your name are springing to mind.

You believe whatever you want champ, I just remembered an old saying about arguing on the internet.

I might have some vague stuff to say about you as well. ooga booga!


This image is new to you?

i.imgur.com

Sorry to steal your thunder - but, you win.

Are you like Percy Jackson's cousin or something?


Good evening sir.

i.imgur.com
2014-06-20 05:48:56 PM  
1 vote:

Destructor: brap: I just got my Tdap booster.

I literally could not believe there was an outbreak of this in Illinois. I thought my Doc was kidding. So, I joked back, "Nah, lets skip it... I'm afraid of getting 'the Autism'..."

He looked at me skeptically.

"Yes, that's right. An adult is afraid of getting a neural developmental disorder..." He laughed... And then I realized what kind of people he's been dealing with around here.  (Of course I got the damned shot.)

As a race, we're pretty much doomed. Enjoy the slide into oblivion while you still can!


I just got my TDAP for international travel.  I am 43.  I asked the nurse if I would catch autism.  She looked at me and said 'It is a little late for that'.


Now I am not sure how she meant that
2014-06-20 05:03:38 PM  
1 vote:

Cubicle Jockey: stan unusual: Check out the WHO data on Mexico's


Yup.
If you caught Measles, it wasn't from a Mexican.

[infectiousnews.files.wordpress.com image 749x535]


California run out of Mexicans?
2014-06-20 04:43:45 PM  
1 vote:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Oh wow, I had never actually seen the original someEcard.  I thought the one I posted was the original infographic or whatever.  Interesting.

If you use facebook, add "Refutations to Anti-Vax Memes", and be prepared to feel ashamed for humanity in general. Every one of the ones they make are based on Anti-Vaxxer memes.


I found Refutations to Refutations to Anti-Vax Memes.

Jesus, the derp. It burns.  I like this one. And oooh I didn't notice the Infowars logo.  Even. More. Derp!

But what do I know, my Dad has been in Pharma for 35 years and his Dad was a Dr. for longer than that.  Hell, I used to run training programs for drug reps so they could sell their drugs more effectively.  Guess I'm in bed with Big Pharma.

Vomit!

[img.fark.net image 469x354]


Because we should all drink 64oz of vaccine per day, amirite???
2014-06-20 04:33:47 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: uber humper: What percentage of people are anti-vaxers?  I see alot about it on fark but have never met one in real life

Most people don't advertise it like they do online. And many people in real life are not zealots, they are just scared because they have heard things that anti-vaxxers have put out thanks to "Tell both sides of the story" media outlets and google-bombing by anti-vax groups.

My ex's brother was SEVERELY autistic and at the level of a 5 year old, and his parents were in an autism support group for the area we lived in at the time. Most of them blamed vaccines for their children being "different", and genuinely seemed to feel like they were victims of big pharma.

Something to understand about local anti-vax groups is that they frequently troll news stories about vaccination. I actually had the leader of "Thinking Mom's Revolution" Memphis chapter try to get me in trouble with my workplace because I throughly cockblocked her attempt to play propaganda on the local news site, and even outed her as a shill for the group


I always had a feeling Jenny McCarthy's kid was victim of big pharma.  Colombian based phama, that is
2014-06-20 04:29:25 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: White_Scarf_Syndrome: [img.fark.net image 685x834]

omg.  I have never been so thoroughly cock blocked in my little troll life.


HOLY CRAP!

You won't believe this but I have never even seen that first version you posted.  I didn't even see your post when I hit add comment.

So my intention wasn't to harsh your troll, bro.  My intention wasn't anything.  Just a little bit of um...synchronocity? Or something?  I'm not that smrt.
2014-06-20 04:10:34 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-06-20 04:01:33 PM  
1 vote:

brap: I just got my Tdap booster.


I literally could not believe there was an outbreak of this in Illinois. I thought my Doc was kidding. So, I joked back, "Nah, lets skip it... I'm afraid of getting 'the Autism'..."

He looked at me skeptically.

"Yes, that's right. An adult is afraid of getting a neural developmental disorder..." He laughed... And then I realized what kind of people he's been dealing with around here.  (Of course I got the damned shot.)

As a race, we're pretty much doomed. Enjoy the slide into oblivion while you still can!
2014-06-20 03:47:41 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Sunshine replied on June 19, 2014 - 2:53pm
Nevertheless Dorit, it is my child, and through extensive research, I choose to not vaccinate my children! No court ruling or intimidation would ever force me to change my position. You are a policy maker and a faithful servant to the pharmaceutical industry. Your policy making and one sided agenda does not serve disease free life. There is to much wrong with the vaccine industry to ever take your words with anything other than a grain of salt. Health freedom and Constitutional protections afforded the parents will not be usurped or coerced into doing something unconscionable such as injecting any living thing with foreign DNA , human diploid derived from aborted baby's, heavy metals, poly sorbate, mouse brain DNA, formaldehyde, ALUMINIUM, thimerasol and bovine cocktails along with antifreeze. To the informed person who can think and reason, your claims are not credible although you come out speaking with a false sense of authority.

And her replies... the derp flows in this one.


You know, I think I'm going to reconsider my stance on anti-vaxxers.  They're just assisting mother nature by choosing to be naturally selected against.
2014-06-20 03:31:58 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Sunshine replied on June 19, 2014 - 2:53pm
Nevertheless Dorit, it is my child, and through extensive research, I choose to not vaccinate my children! No court ruling or intimidation would ever force me to change my position. You are a policy maker and a faithful servant to the pharmaceutical industry. Your policy making and one sided agenda does not serve disease free life. There is to much wrong with the vaccine industry to ever take your words with anything other than a grain of salt. Health freedom and Constitutional protections afforded the parents will not be usurped or coerced into doing something unconscionable such as injecting any living thing with foreign DNA , human diploid derived from aborted baby's, heavy metals, poly sorbate, mouse brain DNA, formaldehyde, ALUMINIUM, thimerasol and bovine cocktails along with antifreeze. To the informed person who can think and reason, your claims are not credible although you come out speaking with a false sense of authority.

And her replies... the derp flows in this one.


Extensive research. With top men, top men. Stupid coont. Sunshine jeebus.
2014-06-20 02:39:39 PM  
1 vote:
Sunshine replied on June 19, 2014 - 2:53pm
Nevertheless Dorit, it is my child, and through extensive research, I choose to not vaccinate my children! No court ruling or intimidation would ever force me to change my position. You are a policy maker and a faithful servant to the pharmaceutical industry. Your policy making and one sided agenda does not serve disease free life. There is to much wrong with the vaccine industry to ever take your words with anything other than a grain of salt. Health freedom and Constitutional protections afforded the parents will not be usurped or coerced into doing something unconscionable such as injecting any living thing with foreign DNA , human diploid derived from aborted baby's, heavy metals, poly sorbate, mouse brain DNA, formaldehyde, ALUMINIUM, thimerasol and bovine cocktails along with antifreeze. To the informed person who can think and reason, your claims are not credible although you come out speaking with a false sense of authority.


And her replies... the derp flows in this one.
 
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