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(Daily Mail)   Will and Jada let their daughter Willow have pet snakes. 10 pet snakes to be exact and they all live in her room. And some of them are free range and have no cages. That's some damn fine parenting there, guys   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2014-06-20 12:43:09 AM
I, for one, give fewer f*cks than the snakes have feet
 
2014-06-20 07:44:58 AM
Hopefully there's never a fire.

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2014-06-20 07:46:13 AM
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2014-06-20 07:55:56 AM
I thought something was wrong when I noticed that her brother, Jaden had a confused, worried expression on his face.

/Then I remembered that it's his only expression, the one that keeps movie audiences away in droves
 
2014-06-20 08:23:12 AM
Welcome to Earf, snakes!
 
2014-06-20 08:27:15 AM
Let's remember that it increases the chances of one of their idiot children being eaten by a snake, and I, for one, can respect that.
 
2014-06-20 08:28:50 AM
Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...
 
2014-06-20 08:37:58 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...


Wait, let's see who is the melodramatic pantywaist:

MaudlinMutantMolluskcouldn't care less.
Sybarite posted a humorous Peewee Herman picture.
I substituted the word "snakes" for the word "hair" in Willow Smith's most famous (and repetitive) song.
skinik riffed upon a well known Independence Day meme
cgraves67's comment implied that he hoped a snake would eat Smith's children.

And then we have your comment, which doesn't seem to apply to any of the previous comments, none of which evidence any particular revulsion at snakes by any of the farkers present.  Which would seem to indicate that, regardless of your affection for Serpentes,you Sir/Madam are the melodramatic pantywaist in this particular thread.
 
2014-06-20 08:38:48 AM

Sybarite: Hopefully there's never a fire.


When I read the headline, the first thing that popped into my head was "if there's a fire and Pee Wee is their neighbor, those snakes are farked".
 
2014-06-20 08:38:57 AM
Dad Bless You!
 
2014-06-20 08:41:28 AM
Forgot to mention, Il Douchey doesn't even mention snakes at all.

/Didn't mean to leave you out, My Massengill-ish paisan.
 
2014-06-20 08:42:20 AM
Ah the DailyFail doing some concern trolling I see. Let's talk about the one snake everyone knows someone has, which is potentially a large constrictor. Report that some anonymous "insider" says there are 9 more. We'll also toss in some fear mongering about cuddling with snakes in bed and sort of imply that there are a bunch of permanently uncaged snakes (which is extremely unlikely) and that maybe all 10 are giant potentially lethal species.

Ridiculous. So someone owns 10 snakes and at least occasionally lets them out of their cages. Pretty much everyone with a boa or python does this.
 
2014-06-20 08:42:55 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I, for one, give fewer f*cks than the snakes have feet


But if you don't express your outrage at their parenting decisions, then how do you get yourself to a point where their money and fame don't make you feel inferior and small?
 
2014-06-20 08:51:46 AM
You snake haters are just hating on snakes cuz you're jealous of how awesome snakes are.
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Here's a picture of me with my prize constrictor, Dokken.  I always bring him on stage while I sing our hit "Snakin' After Midnight" with my band, Offwhitesnake.
 
2014-06-20 08:56:00 AM
Man, a mouse wouldn't stand a chance in that room.
 
2014-06-20 08:56:01 AM

dittybopper:  regardless of your affection for Serpentes,you Sir/Madam are the melodramatic pantywaist in this particular thread.


As a medium bowl of hint-a-roni and a side of clue, I have not singled anyone out. Just panytwaists in general, up to and including subby.
 
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2014-06-20 08:56:50 AM
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2014-06-20 09:00:10 AM
Willing to believe little that I read in the Mail, at least at face value.

That being said, has the L. Ron cult been around long enough yet for us to have a good read on that particular style of parenting?  Love to hear some facts.  I suspect it's not good as these are Hollywood types that don't typically have a sterling record as far as parenting under the best of circumstances.
 
2014-06-20 09:07:09 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: dittybopper:  regardless of your affection for Serpentes,you Sir/Madam are the melodramatic pantywaist in this particular thread.

As a medium bowl of hint-a-roni and a side of clue, I have not singled anyone out. Just panytwaists in general, up to and including subby.


Yes, because it's always better to preemptively take umbrage so people know exactly where you stand.
 
2014-06-20 09:10:33 AM
dittybopper:  because it's always better to preemptively take umbrage so people know exactly where you stand.

Thanks a stack. Now I have this infestation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtUkbW4a1aY
 
2014-06-20 09:11:22 AM

advex101: Willing to believe little that I read in the Mail, at least at face value.

That being said, has the L. Ron cult been around long enough yet for us to have a good read on that particular style of parenting?  Love to hear some facts.  I suspect it's not good as these are Hollywood types that don't typically have a sterling record as far as parenting under the best of circumstances.


From what I have read about the Smith family style of "parenting" (which is not much) it seems to be summed up as "do whatever you want".
 
2014-06-20 09:19:15 AM

dittybopper: I whip my snakes back and forth
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2014-06-20 09:21:18 AM
Kind of a pre-born again Flanders?
 
2014-06-20 09:22:51 AM
'She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren't in cages!' an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many.

Oh my God, an Exclamation point!!! This must be serious!!!

Of course, Will and Jada's decision to allow their young daughter to keep so many of the reptiles as pets - and especially in her bedroom - could be considered another cause for concern, after the teenager posted a photograph in bed with an older male friend last month.

 What the fark does this have to do with farking pet snakes?

Seriously, can we quit with the farking DailyMail links? These guys are making TMZ look legit.

I DO have to say that this girl is rockin' that hair, though... Needs to eat a sammich, but that hair is pretty boss.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-06-20 09:23:14 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...


This.  Snake fear is taught by parents that have irrational responses to snakes or snake oriented things.
 
2014-06-20 09:24:19 AM

Mikey1969: 'She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren't in cages!' an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many.

Oh my God, an Exclamation point!!! This must be serious!!!

Of course, Will and Jada's decision to allow their young daughter to keep so many of the reptiles as pets - and especially in her bedroom - could be considered another cause for concern, after the teenager posted a photograph in bed with an older male friend last month.

 What the fark does this have to do with farking pet snakes?

Seriously, can we quit with the farking DailyMail links? These guys are making TMZ look legit.

I DO have to say that this girl is rockin' that hair, though... Needs to eat a sammich, but that hair is pretty boss.

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Are those Beiber pants on that little dumbass?
 
2014-06-20 09:27:05 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...


Now, now, nobody's brought up anything about planes yet...

/CSS:  Once knew a guy who refused to go see "Snakes on a Plane" because he was afraid it would "give the terrorists ideas".  I think there is a part of my brain that permanently burned out after I heard that.
 
2014-06-20 09:28:46 AM
All those snakes and all CPS was worried about was this worm in her bed...

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2014-06-20 09:42:30 AM

Buttknuckle: Mikey1969: 'She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren't in cages!' an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many.

Oh my God, an Exclamation point!!! This must be serious!!!

Of course, Will and Jada's decision to allow their young daughter to keep so many of the reptiles as pets - and especially in her bedroom - could be considered another cause for concern, after the teenager posted a photograph in bed with an older male friend last month.

 What the fark does this have to do with farking pet snakes?

Seriously, can we quit with the farking DailyMail links? These guys are making TMZ look legit.

I DO have to say that this girl is rockin' that hair, though... Needs to eat a sammich, but that hair is pretty boss.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x998]

Are those Beiber pants on that little dumbass?


Holy crap, they ARE... I hadn't even noticed the pants. God, when will that stupid fashion trend die, anyway? I didn't think they could come up with something that looked dumber than skinny jeans. Apparently, my challenge was accepted.
 
2014-06-20 09:43:21 AM

advex101: That being said, has the L. Ron cult been around long enough yet for us to have a good read on that particular style of parenting?  Love to hear some facts.  I suspect it's not good as these are Hollywood types that don't typically have a sterling record as far as parenting under the best of circumstances.


They follow the Scientology teachings of 'children are adult spirits in young bodies' and they should be allowed to do whatever they want. Not sure if they are actually Scientologists or just suck at parenting.

Recommended reading: Ex-Scientology Kids.
 
2014-06-20 09:45:47 AM
The snakes... meh, whatever.

I do find a girl her age being unable to manage a simple task like dressing herself for any of those photos a bit worrisome, though.  I'm a bloody engineer and looking at that made be feel like I have actual fashion sense.
 
2014-06-20 09:55:58 AM

Mikey1969: Buttknuckle: Mikey1969: 'She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren't in cages!' an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many.

Oh my God, an Exclamation point!!! This must be serious!!!

Of course, Will and Jada's decision to allow their young daughter to keep so many of the reptiles as pets - and especially in her bedroom - could be considered another cause for concern, after the teenager posted a photograph in bed with an older male friend last month.

 What the fark does this have to do with farking pet snakes?

Seriously, can we quit with the farking DailyMail links? These guys are making TMZ look legit.

I DO have to say that this girl is rockin' that hair, though... Needs to eat a sammich, but that hair is pretty boss.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x998]

Are those Beiber pants on that little dumbass?

Holy crap, they ARE... I hadn't even noticed the pants. God, when will that stupid fashion trend die, anyway? I didn't think they could come up with something that looked dumber than skinny jeans. Apparently, my challenge was accepted.


Maybe they started running out of materials right before they got to the knee.  Don't give him any shiat.
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2014-06-20 09:56:05 AM
But is there a specimen of pure Alabama black snake?
 
2014-06-20 10:12:35 AM
A self correcting problem
 
2014-06-20 10:16:12 AM
How nice of them to allow their children's employees to take care of all those reptiles for them.

One or both are still going to O.D. on whatever they can get their hands on when they get the chance, but hey, at least their parents are hip.
 
2014-06-20 10:17:15 AM

salvador.hardin: their money and fame don't make you feel inferior and small?


You're funny. Hilarious, even.
 
2014-06-20 10:43:06 AM

dittybopper: nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...

Wait, let's see who is the melodramatic pantywaist:

MaudlinMutantMolluskcouldn't care less.
Sybarite posted a humorous Peewee Herman picture.
I substituted the word "snakes" for the word "hair" in Willow Smith's most famous (and repetitive) song.
skinik riffed upon a well known Independence Day meme
cgraves67's comment implied that he hoped a snake would eat Smith's children.

And then we have your comment, which doesn't seem to apply to any of the previous comments, none of which evidence any particular revulsion at snakes by any of the farkers present.  Which would seem to indicate that, regardless of your affection for Serpentes,you Sir/Madam are the melodramatic pantywaist in this particular thread.


To me, it seemed like a response to the article and to the subtext implied in the headline.
 
2014-06-20 10:51:53 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...


Pet snakes are basically like a decoration that you have to feed; barely more exciting than a plant.
 
2014-06-20 11:02:16 AM
If people think this is bad parenting, then you clearly don't spend enough time out in the world.
 
2014-06-20 11:11:18 AM

Rapmaster2000: You snake haters are just hating on snakes cuz you're jealous of how awesome snakes are.

Here's a picture of me with my prize constrictor, Dokken.  I always bring him on stage while I sing our hit "Snakin' After Midnight" with my band, Offwhitesnake.


I was ready to sign up for your newsletter until the last part.

/seriously, fark David Coverdale
 
2014-06-20 11:11:30 AM

Buttknuckle: nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...

This.  Snake fear is taught by parents that have irrational responses to snakes or snake oriented things.


Nope. When I was a kid, I was afraid of snakes all on my own.

Got over it as I got older, but I still don't like them much.
 
2014-06-20 11:13:09 AM

TappingTheVein: advex101: That being said, has the L. Ron cult been around long enough yet for us to have a good read on that particular style of parenting?  Love to hear some facts.  I suspect it's not good as these are Hollywood types that don't typically have a sterling record as far as parenting under the best of circumstances.

They follow the Scientology teachings of 'children are adult spirits in young bodies' and they should be allowed to do whatever they want. Not sure if they are actually Scientologists or just suck at parenting.

Recommended reading: Ex-Scientology Kids.


As someone who has read way too many books about ex-Scientologists, I know that the Smiths haven't really confirmed that they are members (although practically paying for a school that uses Hubbard's methods of teaching is a pretty big giveaway), the more things like this come out, the more I think that CPS really needs to get involved...

...and that maybe how the Smiths raise/neglect/fail to set boundaries with their children based upon Scientology's teachings will finally send them to Gold Base in Hemet.

/hahahaha, yea, right.
//but I am serious about CPS
///Gold Base being raided is a pipe dream, at best
 
2014-06-20 11:14:23 AM

Por que tan serioso: Kind of a pre-born again Flanders?


Stupid Flanders.
 
2014-06-20 11:17:55 AM

markfara: Buttknuckle: nulluspixiusdemonica: Oh, look. Another snakes==terror thread.

Snakes are cool. Let it go, you melodramatic pantywaists...

This.  Snake fear is taught by parents that have irrational responses to snakes or snake oriented things.

Nope. When I was a kid, I was afraid of snakes all on my own.

Got over it as I got older, but I still don't like them much.


Oh ok.  So it is genetic, then.  I stand corrected.
 
2014-06-20 11:19:54 AM

browntimmy: Pet snakes are basically like a decoration that you have to feed; barely more exciting than a plant.


Depends on what you want in a pet. maybe people just think that snakes are pretty and interesting. Some people have tons of plants just because they are pretty, even though they don't do anything and you have to take care of them. I know, it's not as exciting as a computer screen, but some people have different tastes.
 
2014-06-20 11:24:09 AM
There are too many motherfarking snakes in this spoiled brats motherfarking room.
 
2014-06-20 11:29:32 AM

thornhill: If people think this is bad parenting, then you clearly don't spend enough time out in the world.


For some reason some people have an intense hate for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. So what ever news comes out about there kids they are going to scream bad parenting. Even if the news was that both his kids were straight A students and got early admissions to MIT, these people would scream that he was a bad parent for not letting them have a childhood and forcing them to study all the time. The Smiths are eating crackers like they own the place.
 
2014-06-20 11:32:25 AM
I don't have any issues with snakes as pets caged or not. I have two cats so I don't have any pet snakes.

Did anyone else notice how much she looks like her dad? She is really unattractive.
 
2014-06-20 11:44:16 AM
what the fark is it with those farking eyebrows? is he stupid? always wondering what stupid twatter crap he's going to right? damn scientology child rearing...
 
2014-06-20 11:44:59 AM
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