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(CBS Sports)   Today's best ceremonial first pitch brought to you by Worst Korea. Wait, is she taking off her dress?   (cbssports.com) divider line 56
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2014-06-20 02:07:50 PM
I'd pinch hit it.
 
2014-06-20 02:18:59 PM
She would definitely have my infield fly rule in effect.
 
2014-06-20 02:26:43 PM
South Korean women seem like they truly understand the female's role in civilized society.
 
2014-06-20 03:29:18 PM
Still too much clothing left.
 
2014-06-20 03:34:51 PM
I don't know why, but Korean women are farking hot.
 
2014-06-20 03:35:32 PM

Rent Party: I don't know why, but Korean women are farking hot.


so much this
 
2014-06-20 03:37:56 PM
May have been hotter with the dress on.

Still better than fiddy's pitch.
 
2014-06-20 03:39:53 PM
Great technique, she gets the guy to swing at a pitch 6 feet outside the strike zone.
 
2014-06-20 03:43:17 PM

Rent Party: I don't know why, but Korean women are farking hot.


DOZE LEGS DOE

// looked like she was wearing hose
// whatevs, nice gams
 
2014-06-20 03:44:40 PM
 
2014-06-20 03:44:56 PM
She's ri-goddamn-dorable.
 
2014-06-20 03:47:19 PM
Frap, frap, frap.
 
2014-06-20 03:47:48 PM

bionicjoe: What's Korean for "I'd Hit It"?


내가 때렸어
 
2014-06-20 03:50:13 PM

Rent Party: I don't know why, but Korean women are farking hot.


They get a lot of work done.

http://www.businessinsider.com/korea-is-obsessed-with-plastic-surger y- 2013-5?op=1
 
2014-06-20 03:55:43 PM
As long as there is grass on the field... PRAY BARR!
 
2014-06-20 03:59:11 PM
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
 
2014-06-20 04:01:11 PM
Note to self: visit South Korea.

/leave wife at home
 
2014-06-20 04:03:35 PM
Meh, she balked when she had to fix her hair during her wind-up.  Plus, she was nowhere near the mound.

/The PITCHER'S mound.
 
2014-06-20 04:06:44 PM
I'd Bill Buckner her.
 
2014-06-20 04:09:16 PM
That girl was gorgeous.

/Lenny and Squiggy hand bite.
 
2014-06-20 04:09:27 PM
She could Pesky my pole.
 
2014-06-20 04:12:28 PM
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/oblig
 
2014-06-20 04:14:47 PM
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2014-06-20 04:16:42 PM
I'd charge that mound.
 
2014-06-20 04:25:52 PM
I bet her fermented cabbages are wonderful.

I suck at this....
 
2014-06-20 04:39:01 PM

Killer Cars: I bet her fermented cabbages are wonderful.

I suck at this....


Not sure which made me laugh more. Your piss poor attempt or your self depreciation. Either way you get +1 Internets
 
2014-06-20 04:47:16 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth


This.

/ good jerb
 
2014-06-20 05:27:59 PM
I'd load those bases.
 
2014-06-20 05:39:00 PM
I'd strike out with her
 
2014-06-20 05:48:38 PM
Not bad for being made entirely out of plastic.
 
2014-06-20 05:57:25 PM
I bet she serves up a tantalizing screwball.
 
2014-06-20 06:14:04 PM
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/oblig
 
2014-06-20 06:32:18 PM
Hey Vern.
 
2014-06-20 06:38:46 PM
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2014-06-20 06:44:18 PM
I'd like to see her bunt so I'd put a squeeze play on her.

/Her uniform was very tight and my trousers reciprocated.
 
2014-06-20 06:56:39 PM
backdoor slider
5.5 hole
big unit
fungo
/etc
 
2014-06-20 07:11:52 PM
In Best Korea, she would eat the baseball.
 
2014-06-20 07:29:07 PM
Never really been one for Asian chicks but I demand she be brought to my quarters immediately.
 
2014-06-20 07:37:42 PM

Gene Masseth Jr.: Never really been one for Asian chicks but I demand she be brought to my quarters immediately.


No can do.  We can take her to your dimes.

When I saw her change I wanted to Pound her so hard, it made me wax Lira-cal.  I do have a Yen for Asianb women.

/my puns always leave a mark.
 
2014-06-20 07:42:04 PM
I'd get to third base with her.
 
2014-06-20 07:51:47 PM
I'd like to hold her World Cups.


(sorry, ESPN confused me)
 
2014-06-20 08:03:08 PM
Maybe not why vern, but
content.answcdn.com
KnowhatImean?
 
2014-06-20 08:33:13 PM
You know it's been a long little league season when she went to set, then took her hand out of the glove.  I thought "BALK!"
 
2014-06-20 08:50:30 PM
She's hot, plus she pitches better than 50 Cent.
Win!
 
2014-06-20 09:10:32 PM
Her throwing technique is terrible.
 
2014-06-20 09:27:43 PM
what a crowd there eh?  total sell out... not an empt.... yeah.. ok.. I know.. enough..
 
2014-06-20 10:06:16 PM
What the hell was that? She throws like a girl.
 
2014-06-20 10:08:06 PM
I wouldn't mind showing her the way to third base
 
2014-06-20 10:18:34 PM
I'd put a baseball bat in her vagina...if, uh, by which I mean the bat in this situation is my penis, going in as part of sex, and, uh...crap.
 
2014-06-20 10:22:05 PM
I'd ground rule double up on that with a fly ball and loaded bases.
 
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