SmackLT: At first I was gonna say Girl Scout cookies, but realized that would have been incorrect.Because everybody knows that those are crack.
Bareefer Obonghit: J. Peterman inconsolable
skinink: Did the suspect offer to lend someone his comb?
Gulper Eel: Bareefer Obonghit: J. Peterman inconsolableChris Christie even more inconsolable.
Fubar the Barbarian: [s.ecrater.com image 300x438]
SurfaceTension: Were they made with the secret Neiman Marcus cookie recipe?
H31N0US: I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.
H31N0US: Why Gawker? Really?Christ, the internet is going downhill. We're doing aggregates of aggregates now.I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.
nhops: Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.Father Ted Crilly: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake![She holds up a cupcake]Father Ted Crilly: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!Father Ted Crilly: WHAT?Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
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