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(Gawker)   Cookies worth $52,000 seized at Newark airport   (gawker.com) divider line 38
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2014-06-20 12:48:12 AM
So is that street value or over-inflated 'cop math'
 
2014-06-20 01:33:41 AM
So like... a who9loe case of Girl Scout cookies?

/love me some Lemonades
//but damn...
 
2014-06-20 02:53:24 AM
happyorhungry.files.wordpress.com
seriously, give them to me...
 
2014-06-20 06:33:55 AM
At first I was gonna say Girl Scout cookies, but realized that would have been incorrect.

Because everybody knows that those are crack.
 
2014-06-20 07:03:33 AM
Were they made with the secret Neiman Marcus cookie recipe?
 
2014-06-20 07:12:15 AM
J. Peterman inconsolable
 
2014-06-20 07:17:14 AM

SmackLT: At first I was gonna say Girl Scout cookies, but realized that would have been incorrect.

Because everybody knows that those are crack.


Totally not true. Everyone knows the best way to take Thin Mints is snort them off a stripper's ass.
 
2014-06-20 07:17:27 AM
Did the suspect offer to lend someone his comb?
 
2014-06-20 07:20:45 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: J. Peterman inconsolable


Chris Christie even more inconsolable.
 
2014-06-20 07:29:52 AM
A metal box full of 'brownies'?
 
2014-06-20 07:30:42 AM

skinink: Did the suspect offer to lend someone his comb?


*Snap* *Snap*
 
2014-06-20 07:46:16 AM
s.ecrater.com
 
2014-06-20 07:51:11 AM

Gulper Eel: Bareefer Obonghit: J. Peterman inconsolable

Chris Christie even more inconsolable.


Ok, fat guy thread.
 
2014-06-20 08:03:28 AM
Should they only be dipped in milk from Angelina Jolie's left breast?

/That's milk from her right breast at best, you cheat.
 
2014-06-20 08:05:56 AM
www.jimbowley.com

Cookies made with cocaine? "Southern Peru, '74, before the rains" or better, if you please.
 
2014-06-20 08:07:09 AM
This doesn't surprise me. Airports always overcharge for food.
 
2014-06-20 08:32:05 AM
Oval-shaped? Ovals are two-dimensional figures which have no volume, therefore they cannot contain any cocaine. I move for dismissal.
 
2014-06-20 08:43:12 AM

Fubar the Barbarian: [s.ecrater.com image 300x438]


"the candy that takes you on a trip"

"get your kicks from lolipop licks"


1900's?  1910's?

When were those produced?
 
2014-06-20 08:54:08 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-20 08:55:49 AM
The $30,000 worth of cocaine was logged into evidence.
 
2014-06-20 08:55:53 AM

Fubar the Barbarian: [s.ecrater.com image 300x438]


Hemlock flavor?
 
2014-06-20 09:03:21 AM

Gulper Eel: Bareefer Obonghit: J. Peterman inconsolable

Chris Christie even more inconsolable.


But the worst of them all:

static.comicvine.com

/what happened to cartels disguising cocaine as novelty toys?
 
2014-06-20 09:03:24 AM
The food concessions at the airport charge that much for the same cookies even without being filled with cocaine.
 
2014-06-20 09:31:51 AM

SurfaceTension: Were they made with the secret Neiman Marcus cookie recipe?


Well, poot. Came here to ring in with a classic old-school reference. *skulks away*
 
2014-06-20 09:34:45 AM
Why Gawker? Really?

Christ, the internet is going downhill. We're doing aggregates of aggregates now.

I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.
 
2014-06-20 09:41:02 AM
wow, coke sure has gotten expensive...over $17000 per pound, or are they using cop math?
 
2014-06-20 09:47:03 AM

H31N0US: I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.


You're going to invent Facebook?
 
2014-06-20 10:01:00 AM
Dammit Pam, quit making cocaine cookies!
 
2014-06-20 10:03:08 AM
No wonder I couldn't eat just one.
 
2014-06-20 10:08:45 AM

H31N0US: Why Gawker? Really?

Christ, the internet is going downhill. We're doing aggregates of aggregates now.

I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.


Please please please can I give you five bucks a month?
 
2014-06-20 10:12:48 AM
Black and White's WTF
 
2014-06-20 10:13:30 AM
Black and White's FTW

oooops
 
2014-06-20 10:13:59 AM
img.fark.net

Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted Crilly: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[She holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted Crilly: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted Crilly: WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
 
2014-06-20 10:33:49 AM
Peasant cookies. In my day cookies were 106,555.99 a pop. Damn kids don't know they're poor. Shameful. I hate peasantry.
 
2014-06-20 10:36:58 AM

H31N0US: Why Gawker? Really?

Christ, the internet is going downhill. We're doing aggregates of aggregates now.

I'm going to start up a site that aggregates fark, reddit, gawker, buzzfeed and 4chan into one big ball of attention whoring suck.


Will there be gifs? I'll show-up if they are gifs. There should be gifs. Make sure there are gifs.
 
2014-06-20 10:38:27 AM

nhops: Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted Crilly: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[She holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted Crilly: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted Crilly: WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.


I would buy the book.
 
2014-06-20 02:49:50 PM
Was the suspect wearing jeans?
 
2014-06-20 04:58:25 PM
Looks like truffles. Only truffles are so expensive they hide them in shipments of cocaine.

A-tisket, a-tasket
I lost my yellow basket
And if that girlie don't return it
Don't know what I'll do


Songwriters
Alexander, Van / Fitzgerald, Ella
Published by
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing


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A-tisket, a-tasket
A brown and yellow basket
I sent a letter to my mommy
On the way, I dropped it
I dropped it, I dropped it
Yes, on the way I dropped it
A little girlie picked it up
And put it in her pocket
She was truckin' on down the avenue
But not a single thing to do
She went peck, peck, pecking all around
When she spied it on the ground
She took it, she took it
My little yellow basket
And if she doesn't bring it back
I think that I will die
A-tisket, a-tasket
I lost my yellow basket
And if that girlie don't return it
Don't know what I'll do
Oh dear, I wonder where my basket can be
(So do we, so do we, so do we, so do we, so do we)
Oh gee, I wish that little girl, I could see
(So do we, so do we, so do we, so do we, so do we)
Oh, why was I so careless with that basket of mine?
That itty bitty basket was a joy of mine
A-tisket, a-tasket
I lost my yellow basket
Won't someone help me find my basket
And make me happy again, again?
(Was it green?)
No, no, no, no
(Was it red?)
No, no, no, no
(Was it blue?)
No, no, no, no
Just a little yellow basket
A little yellow basket
Songwriters
Alexander, Van / Fitzgerald, Ella
Published by
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing
 
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