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(The Scientist)   Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right   (the-scientist.com) divider line 28
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2014-06-20 08:53:55 AM
Take my wife, please!
 
2014-06-20 09:43:55 AM
Why did the Neanderthal cross the road?
What road?
 
2014-06-20 09:51:31 AM
static.guim.co.uk

"...because Mammoth pass gas in cave! Hahahahahahahaha!!! Hey,
why you no laugh? You think you gooder than me? You think your fancy
fire burn more bright than mine?! WE FIGHT NOW"
 
2014-06-20 10:11:11 AM
Ahem.

HOMO ERECTUS

Alright, we can all go home now.
 
2014-06-20 10:39:30 AM
The Neanderthals evolved into Walmart customers. No one noticed.
 
2014-06-20 10:42:10 AM
Did they put all the heads in a duffle bag?
 
2014-06-20 10:42:27 AM
I hope those are for the skull throne.
 
2014-06-20 10:43:15 AM
Is this really news? I mean, the timeframe may have changed, but hadn't they shown this years ago? There's still no "missing link" between apes and humans(Because humans didn't evolve from apes, of course), but this won't change anything with the YECs.
 
2014-06-20 10:50:01 AM

bearded clamorer: Why did the Neanderthal cross the road?
What road?


Homo Sapiens invented roads.  It was the government that invented neglecting them.  Thanks Taft!
 
2014-06-20 10:51:35 AM
There once was a caveman named Dave

Hm. That's pretty much the only unexpurgated line of that entire limerick.
 
2014-06-20 10:57:22 AM

Smeggy Smurf: bearded clamorer: Why did the Neanderthal cross the road?
What road?

Homo Sapiens invented roads.  It was the government that invented neglecting them.  Thanks Taft!


Did you know that you can anagram "Taft" into "fat-t", which sounds like "Fatty":

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-20 10:57:29 AM
Why did one of the seventeen skulls from 430,000 years ago not go to the party?

He had no-body to go with!
 
2014-06-20 11:02:53 AM
Gentlemen! You're losing your heads! Yes, always.
 
2014-06-20 11:06:57 AM
i56.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-20 11:21:38 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The Neanderthals evolved into Walmart customers. No one noticed.


Neanderthals became, no evolution here, corporate middle management.  "Og write mission statement.  Og write requirements Windows ME."
 
2014-06-20 11:21:53 AM
One Neanderthal says to another "Taste the skull".
The other one says "Nah, not hungry".
"No, go ahead and taste the skull."
"Nah, that's my cousin Ernie and I wouldn't feel right about eating old Ernie."
"Go ahead. Taste the skull."
"Oh all right. Ernie would do the same to me. Where's the scraper?"
"Ah ha!"
 
2014-06-20 11:24:26 AM

Bindyree: There once was a caveman named Dave

Hm. That's pretty much the only unexpurgated line of that entire limerick.


Was?  ungabunga
 
2014-06-20 11:26:57 AM
If they wanted to study Neanderthals, why not just go to Congress!

What was the cast of Jersey Shore doing in Spain?

A bunch of primitive Neanderthals in a pit?  Sounds like they were trying to get... [sunglasses on] a head... [YEOWWW]

something something Republicans
something something Democrats
 
2014-06-20 11:28:02 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Ahem.

HOMO ERECTUS

Alright, we can all go home now.


i.telegraph.co.uk

Dumbledore: "Harry, a little help, please."
Potter: "Do I have to professor?"
Dumbledore: "Yes. I'm old, Harry. One can always use a bit of help."
Potter: "Fine. HOMO ERECTUS!"
Dumbledore: "Ah, there he is. Thank you, Harry. Now, would you please send in Professor McGonagall?"
 
2014-06-20 11:36:06 AM
Try the mastadon. The 5 o clock show is different from the 9 o clock show.
 
2014-06-20 11:38:07 AM
Seventeen Skulls would be a great name for a band...
 
2014-06-20 11:42:13 AM
GRUNG WONDER WHAT HAPPEN IN THIS THREAD.
 
2014-06-20 12:25:49 PM
"I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman." - Jack Handey
 
2014-06-20 12:41:32 PM

Mikey1969: apes


Don't let them know that humans  are apes, or they might start flinging their feces at you.
 
2014-06-20 01:13:25 PM

Sol Herschberger: Mikey1969: apes

Don't let them know that humans  are apes, or they might start flinging their feces at you.


Like they don't just fling poo regardless of the topic at hand...
 
2014-06-20 01:49:51 PM
How many generations of subbys ancestors did they exhume for this?
 
2014-06-20 02:02:51 PM
If you think that "flint knapping" involves sleeping on a dark grey rock...

blogs.ajc.com

...you might be a neanderthal.
 
2014-06-20 07:26:37 PM

KierzanDax: Rev. Skarekroe: Ahem.

HOMO ERECTUS

Alright, we can all go home now.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]

Dumbledore: "Harry, a little help, please."
Potter: "Do I have to professor?"
Dumbledore: "Yes. I'm old, Harry. One can always use a bit of help."
Potter: "Fine. HOMO ERECTUS!"
Dumbledore: "Ah, there he is. Thank you, Harry. Now, would you please send in Professor McGonagall?"


I'm not sure I get this joke. Did you forget that Dumbledore is gay?
 
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