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(ABC 27)   Everyone in this Brazilian family has six fingers on each hand, and they are rooting for their home country's soccer team to win their 6th World Cup   (abc27.com) divider line 49
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2014-06-20 12:10:17 AM  
If you have six fingers, how do you give someone the middle finger?
 
2014-06-20 01:01:12 AM  

ytterbium: If you have six fingers, how do you give someone the middle finger?


You can't, but the general rule of thumb in this case, would be to give someone the longest finger. If there is a tie, then I don't know. Maybe the one next to index finger?

Also:

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2014-06-20 01:02:26 AM  
They better hope Inigo doesn't find them.
 
2014-06-20 01:25:04 AM  

ytterbium: If you have six fingers, how do you give someone the middle finger?


You could always use the two finger European style gesture which has the same meaning.
 
2014-06-20 05:36:01 AM  

Nogrhi: They better hope Inigo doesn't find them.

Beat me to it. I should really just cough up $5 already.
 
2014-06-20 05:36:10 AM  
i.imgur.com

Would like a word with these people.
 
2014-06-20 05:36:46 AM  

Nogrhi: They better hope Inigo doesn't find them.


dammit
 
2014-06-20 05:44:34 AM  
Two more and they would give Paul the Octopus a challenger.
 
2014-06-20 05:46:28 AM  
Pixels
 
2014-06-20 05:48:18 AM  

ytterbium: If you have six fingers, how do you give someone the middle finger?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bras_d%27honneur

It's international too...
 
2014-06-20 06:18:36 AM  
who did they piss off?
 
2014-06-20 06:52:33 AM  

Snapper Carr: Would like a word with these people.


Shakes tiny 6 fingered fist.
 
2014-06-20 07:03:46 AM  
Wait, every member of the family has six fingers on each hand?

So, at one point a six fingered man tracked down a six fingered woman and convinced her they should make six fingered children?

/Six Fingered Children, new band name, etc.
 
2014-06-20 07:10:16 AM  

strangeluck: Wait, every member of the family has six fingers on each hand?

So, at one point a six fingered man tracked down a six fingered woman and convinced her they should make six fingered children?

/Six Fingered Children, new band name, etc.


Am I demented or does six fingered children sound rapey?
 
2014-06-20 07:11:49 AM  
So, each family member has 12 Brazilian fingers?

That's a lot of fingers.

gloves must cost a fortune
 
2014-06-20 07:15:32 AM  
RIGHT ON!!!

HIGH 6!
 
2014-06-20 07:19:58 AM  
yeah, I'm thinking that evolution is really kicking in right about now.

Soon we'll have people growing wings since people have always wanted to fly since man evolved from snails.

Next we'll have retractable wheels because that's the best way to get around.  Heck, in cities which have existed forever and deserts I'm surprised rats haven't evolved speed tires.

Flame throwers too, those are efficient at killing and cooking.  I'd like to have an extra arm with one of those.

Can we get Darwin on the horn, I'd like to get my order in.
 
2014-06-20 07:33:18 AM  
Be careful. They could be spies.

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2014-06-20 07:34:53 AM  
What about toes? Do they have six toes on each foot? Man, I would bust a nut over some Brazilian chicks feet with six toes.
 
2014-06-20 07:37:15 AM  

williesleg: yeah, I'm thinking that evolution is really kicking in right about now.

Soon we'll have people growing wings since people have always wanted to fly since man evolved from snails.

Next we'll have retractable wheels because that's the best way to get around.  Heck, in cities which have existed forever and deserts I'm surprised rats haven't evolved speed tires.

Flame throwers too, those are efficient at killing and cooking.  I'd like to have an extra arm with one of those.

Can we get Darwin on the horn, I'd like to get my order in.


Don't forget fricken sharks with fricken lasers on their fricken heads.
 
2014-06-20 08:07:45 AM  
I hear some Spanish brat in the revenge business is very determined to defeat them.

/promise me money, promise me power
 
2014-06-20 08:26:15 AM  

All the members of the Silva family


Silva? Not Hemingway?
 
2014-06-20 08:57:03 AM  

ommitay: Be careful. They could be spies.

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Six finger, six finger man alive! How did I ever get along with five?
 
2014-06-20 09:05:45 AM  
No Gattaca references yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-06-20 09:08:28 AM  
Six fingers would make one helluva shocker!
 
2014-06-20 09:11:11 AM  
This is common in South America. Friend of mine was on a 10 year JW mission in Guyana and said a fair segment of the population has polydactyly.
 
2014-06-20 09:20:52 AM  
Approves:
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Also approves:
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2014-06-20 09:21:31 AM  
I, for one, welcome our new six-fingered overlords.
 
2014-06-20 09:42:33 AM  
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Distance cousins?
 
2014-06-20 09:43:25 AM  

ZMugg: So, each family member has 12 Brazilian fingers?

That's a lot of fingers.

gloves must cost a fortune


I laughed entirely too hard at this.
 
2014-06-20 09:44:29 AM  
Anyone else suspect inbreeding is part of their family tradition? That or the 6 finger gene is dominant.
 
2014-06-20 09:50:35 AM  

ommitay: Be careful. They could be spies.

[img.fark.net image 620x792]


Looks like a penis, but not quite small enough to be made for a Brazilian.
 
2014-06-20 09:59:18 AM  

stonicus: Six fingers would make one helluva shocker!


Three in the pink, two in the stink? ...and a thumb to flick the bean, right?
 
2014-06-20 10:02:26 AM  

Huntceet: What about toes? Do they have six toes on each foot? Man, I would bust a nut over some Brazilian chicks feet with six toes.


What a Brazilian chick with six toes might look like:

cdn.teckler.com
 
2014-06-20 10:14:14 AM  
Linda Cohn of espn has five toes on one foot and seven toes on the other.

that's 12 the hard way.
 
2014-06-20 10:54:27 AM  
And, boy do they hate the metric system.
 
2014-06-20 10:59:24 AM  
Brazil's new goal tender

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
GBB
2014-06-20 10:59:28 AM  
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2014-06-20 11:26:12 AM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Would like a word with these people.


came for this.   satisfied.
 
2014-06-20 11:39:36 AM  
I did see a kitten with 7 toes at petsmart so that was impressive..
 
2014-06-20 11:55:54 AM  
I love saying SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER! It pisses off the world.
 
2014-06-20 12:31:17 PM  
physicaltherapy.rehabedge.com
 
2014-06-20 02:19:35 PM  
I'm guessing they just use mittens?
 
2014-06-20 02:50:32 PM  
I'd be testing the water quality of the family well.
assets.inhabitat.com
 
2014-06-20 03:49:14 PM  

BigBenny: Anyone else suspect inbreeding is part of their family tradition? That or the 6 finger gene is dominant.


Hmmm... "Again there was war at Gath, where there was a man of great stature who had twenty-four fingers and toes, six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot; and he also was descended from the giants."

Maybe these people are long-lost descendants of the Anakites? Every mention of them in biblical texts stress two features: More digits than normal, and considerably taller than the average man ( the average Hebrew was somewhat shorter than 6 foot in height). Goliath was one of these, but there were many others mentioned.
 
2014-06-20 03:49:53 PM  
I saw these people on TV news this morning.  They definitely kick in a kind of "Uncanny Valley" reaction.

//Gah!
/// also, yerch!
 
2014-06-20 04:52:20 PM  

BigBenny: Anyone else suspect inbreeding is part of their family tradition? That or the 6 finger gene is dominant.


That's what I'm wondering about.  Surely if the gene was dominant, we'd see a lot more people with six fingers on each hand so, yeah, I'm going to go with "keeping it in the family".
 
2014-06-20 06:45:50 PM  

BigBenny: Anyone else suspect inbreeding is part of their family tradition? That or the 6 finger gene is dominant.



More than likely a Dr. Josef Mengele Human experiment. He was known to roam the area.
 
2014-06-20 10:36:11 PM  
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