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(PennLive)   Dude, if you pay for services from a prostitute and then impersonate a cop to get your money back, you probably won't get it back and the police would like to have a word with you   ( divider line
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2014-06-20 07:16:22 AM  
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mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.

I'm here to tell you that's simply not true. I got an 'escort' one night. After we got done I went into the living room and fired up the Xbox. A few minutes later she comes in and asks "So...uh...are you gonna pay me or what?" I say "No. I don't care if you leave or not. In fact I'm getting ready to play Castle Crashers. You can grab that extra controller if you want to join in" She is silent for a couple of seconds and then says "I need to make a phone call". I tell her the phone is in the kitchen, and if she goes in there to bring me back a sandwhich and a coke.

Not 10 minutes later I get a knock at the door. It is the largest black man I have ever seen. He says "You gonna pay the lady." I reply 'That didn't sound like a question, besides, I already told her she can hang out for as long-' and thats the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was missing my wallet, my xbox, and 3 teeth. Plus the lady decided to leave after all.

Joke's on them though, the Xbox was just a refurbished Arcade model with no HD.
2014-06-20 06:26:47 AM  
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mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.

/that's why I praise the lord for prostituuuuuutesssss
2014-06-20 06:23:37 AM  
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mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away. Take the money back and all bets are off, idiot.

No, everyone knows you hit them with the bat(or samurai sword).
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