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(PennLive)   Dude, if you pay for services from a prostitute and then impersonate a cop to get your money back, you probably won't get it back and the police would like to have a word with you   (pennlive.com) divider line 17
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2014-06-20 06:19:58 AM
Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away. Take the money back and all bets are off, idiot.
 
2014-06-20 06:23:37 AM

mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away. Take the money back and all bets are off, idiot.


No, everyone knows you hit them with the bat(or samurai sword).
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-20 06:24:17 AM
They knew he wasn't a real cop because he didn't get away with it.
 
2014-06-20 06:26:47 AM

mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.



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/that's why I praise the lord for prostituuuuuutesssss
 
2014-06-20 06:35:06 AM
Rooooooooxaaaaaanne...  Gimme my money back.
 
2014-06-20 06:37:23 AM

mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong.


No kidding. In some places, vice cops actually get to have sex with prostitutes, and then arrest them for real after having sex with them. And the taxpayers for the vice cops' salaries, as well as paying for prostitutes that the vice cops have sex with before they decide to arrest the prostitute.
 
2014-06-20 07:16:22 AM

mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.


I'm here to tell you that's simply not true. I got an 'escort' one night. After we got done I went into the living room and fired up the Xbox. A few minutes later she comes in and asks "So...uh...are you gonna pay me or what?" I say "No. I don't care if you leave or not. In fact I'm getting ready to play Castle Crashers. You can grab that extra controller if you want to join in" She is silent for a couple of seconds and then says "I need to make a phone call". I tell her the phone is in the kitchen, and if she goes in there to bring me back a sandwhich and a coke.

Not 10 minutes later I get a knock at the door. It is the largest black man I have ever seen. He says "You gonna pay the lady." I reply 'That didn't sound like a question, besides, I already told her she can hang out for as long-' and thats the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was missing my wallet, my xbox, and 3 teeth. Plus the lady decided to leave after all.

Joke's on them though, the Xbox was just a refurbished Arcade model with no HD.
 
2014-06-20 07:22:36 AM
See, first you tell them you're a cop so you don't have to pay in the first place. Then everything follows from there.
 
2014-06-20 07:59:57 AM
OK, you know what?  Whatever moral or societal problems sex work may involve... If you engage the services of a prostitute, don't be an asshole and farking PAY them*.  They just gave sexual gratification to your dubiously-hygeinic and likely unpleasant self, it's pretty god-damned low to cheat them out of their due.

Then again, from his mug shot this guy seems pretty good-looking, so I would expect that in order to need to pay for sex, he must be such a total asshole that women are crossing the street to avoid him.

* This is what ruined "Catch Me if you Can" for me... it's one thing to cheat Pan Am out of the cost of a bunch of airline tickets... but paying an escort with a bad check?  Asshole.
 
2014-06-20 08:18:12 AM
Man, whatever happened to satisfying the customer?
 
2014-06-20 09:00:10 AM

MythDragon: mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.

I'm here to tell you that's simply not true. I got an 'escort' one night. After we got done I went into the living room and fired up the Xbox. A few minutes later she comes in and asks "So...uh...are you gonna pay me or what?" I say "No. I don't care if you leave or not. In fact I'm getting ready to play Castle Crashers. You can grab that extra controller if you want to join in" She is silent for a couple of seconds and then says "I need to make a phone call". I tell her the phone is in the kitchen, and if she goes in there to bring me back a sandwhich and a coke.

Not 10 minutes later I get a knock at the door. It is the largest black man I have ever seen. He says "You gonna pay the lady." I reply 'That didn't sound like a question, besides, I already told her she can hang out for as long-' and thats the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was missing my wallet, my xbox, and 3 teeth. Plus the lady decided to leave after all.

Joke's on them though, the Xbox was just a refurbished Arcade model with no HD.


You didn't pay her to leave, before the big man got there, and you didn't pay her to not make the phone call.  Pay and they leave immediately, without a fuss.
 
2014-06-20 09:08:22 AM
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2014-06-20 09:08:59 AM

No Such Agency: OK, you know what?  Whatever moral or societal problems sex work may involve... If you engage the services of a prostitute, don't be an asshole and farking PAY them*.  They just gave sexual gratification to your dubiously-hygeinic and likely unpleasant self, it's pretty god-damned low to cheat them out of their due.

Then again, from his mug shot this guy seems pretty good-looking, so I would expect that in order to need to pay for sex, he must be such a total asshole that women are crossing the street to avoid him.

* This is what ruined "Catch Me if you Can" for me... it's one thing to cheat Pan Am out of the cost of a bunch of airline tickets... but paying an escort with a bad check?  Asshole.


irrational youthful exuberance, don't read too much into it.  Dude was farking 16 at most.
 
2014-06-20 01:31:37 PM
Almost never works.
 
2014-06-20 02:24:48 PM

MythDragon: mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.

I'm here to tell you that's simply not true. I got an 'escort' one night. After we got done I went into the living room and fired up the Xbox. A few minutes later she comes in and asks "So...uh...are you gonna pay me or what?" I say "No. I don't care if you leave or not. In fact I'm getting ready to play Castle Crashers. You can grab that extra controller if you want to join in" She is silent for a couple of seconds and then says "I need to make a phone call". I tell her the phone is in the kitchen, and if she goes in there to bring me back a sandwhich and a coke.

Not 10 minutes later I get a knock at the door. It is the largest black man I have ever seen. He says "You gonna pay the lady." I reply 'That didn't sound like a question, besides, I already told her she can hang out for as long-' and thats the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was missing my wallet, my xbox, and 3 teeth. Plus the lady decided to leave after all.

Joke's on them though, the Xbox was just a refurbished Arcade model with no HD.


I'm not a prostitute (in the sexual meaning of the word), but I would LOVE to have a huge black man on call for life's problems.

My boss says I didn't get the promotion because I didn't Fark him. Dude shows up and says "you gonna pay the lady?"

Wendy's gives me a plain side salad instead of an Asiago Caesar salad. Dude shows up.

My whiny neighbor knocks on the door with some stupid biatchiness...dude shows up.
 
2014-06-20 04:30:53 PM

Baron Harkonnen: mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong.

No kidding. In some places, vice cops actually get to have sex with prostitutes, and then arrest them for real after having sex with them. And the taxpayers for the vice cops' salaries, as well as paying for prostitutes that the vice cops have sex with before they decide to arrest the prostitute.


It is allowed in every state in the US it is just not disclosed. Taxpayers are not paying for the prostitutes, because the money is confiscated when they are arrested. In cases were it is a long term investigation the fines more than cover the cost of the services. Taxpayers do pay for the work hours of the investigators as they are having sex.

I want to know how it was discovered that this man had done this. Did the woman go to the police and report she wasn't paid for sex?
 
2014-06-20 04:39:36 PM

Witness99: MythDragon: mr_fulano: Dude you are doing it wrong. You pay them to shut up and go away.

I'm here to tell you that's simply not true. I got an 'escort' one night. After we got done I went into the living room and fired up the Xbox. A few minutes later she comes in and asks "So...uh...are you gonna pay me or what?" I say "No. I don't care if you leave or not. In fact I'm getting ready to play Castle Crashers. You can grab that extra controller if you want to join in" She is silent for a couple of seconds and then says "I need to make a phone call". I tell her the phone is in the kitchen, and if she goes in there to bring me back a sandwhich and a coke.

Not 10 minutes later I get a knock at the door. It is the largest black man I have ever seen. He says "You gonna pay the lady." I reply 'That didn't sound like a question, besides, I already told her she can hang out for as long-' and thats the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was missing my wallet, my xbox, and 3 teeth. Plus the lady decided to leave after all.

Joke's on them though, the Xbox was just a refurbished Arcade model with no HD.

I'm not a prostitute (in the sexual meaning of the word), but I would LOVE to have a huge black man on call for life's problems.

My boss says I didn't get the promotion because I didn't Fark him. Dude shows up and says "you gonna pay the lady?"

Wendy's gives me a plain side salad instead of an Asiago Caesar salad. Dude shows up.

My whiny neighbor knocks on the door with some stupid biatchiness...dude shows up.


Large black dudes: the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
 
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